/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Monkeyevil edition

>resources

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Thanks for the late response!

I love this shitposting general.

His name is Medievil.

what games do you speedrun, user?

this doggy is so dead it's unbelievable
i may be a marathon shitter from AGDQ14 but regardless this is pretty sad to watch, it wasn't this bad even back then

Medievil

medi

the doggy only dies during EU hours. EU bros let us down.

Reminder that Kirby Super Star 100% (Hoshi no Kirby Super Deluxe) is the best and purest speed category in the best and purest speed game. If you do not run this category you are a fuck up in the speedrunning community.

Is that the one with the no-vid nip record?

>Resetting to save time is not allowed.
lmao

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GrindxMonkey

>it's real
Why is this shit allowed?

weebs in power

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>can't verify a fucking thing
>free whirl rekky enjoy! I love nippon!
imagine being the 2nd guy

>Reminder that fniure is one of the few speedrunners to get import speedpussy as a result of speedrunning.

Noice

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>Reminder that fniure is one of the few speedrunners to get import speedherpes as a result of cuckoldry.

>It's a "Pie sends his main twitch account a fake emotional message from his alt twitch account for publicity" episode.

Article in the Seattle Times this morning...

Someone...
Please stream....

SERG dies tonitgh

*Bes epic to bump the doggy*

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I just gotta 1 thing to yall busta azz niqquhs

Cran done change da muhphuqqin game, yo

what do you mean by "yall busta azz niqquhs"?

Stop being epic

I started watching your stream last year during your month of mario and watched pretty much every single stream for awhile just lurkin, and stopped watching for a couple months. In December of last year, my little sister passed away from a horrible cancer - like disease, and a few months later, my grandma passed away from falling down the stairs. I was dealing with grief as well as my social anxiety being incredible out of control, and it still is. I started watching your streams again in May, and they've really been great for me. They've given me a nice friendly (snug) place to be almost every night, where I dont have to worry about my real life, I can just hang out with the chat, and watch you play videogames. Just you commentating what you play in general is awesome for me, and I cant really explain it, but I wanted to thank you for how much youve helped me. I wish I could thank you with money, but I have no job right now and cant afford it, so this will have to do for now. Thank you so much for everything you do. You're my favorite streamer on twitch and I hope to continue watching you for a long time. Stay snug my friend.

*bird laughs*

Okay.

>de cancer posting

Did you actually type out every single word from the screencap?

I'm the original author of that bullshit

You could have put in sth epic like the first word of every sentence spelling "fuck you".

post speedruns

pie posting a personal message on twitter for good boy points is sad enough

I remember being stuck in the graveyard as a kid playing this. It was fun but it drove me to insanity.

thanks for the late response!

thanks for the late response!

better than none be grate-full please

Medi!

Cran aint even did nuthin 2 yall niggas doe

what do you mean by "yall niggas"?

jajajajajaja

a crazy medievil

twitter.com/Kaztalek/status/765386927159803904

a crazy, CRAZY medievil

CRAZY CRAZY MEDIEVIL

My cultural marxism says I'm a woman because I ~feel~ like a woman, but my chromosomes say I'm a MAN by NATURE.

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Croni is based desu

Doggy is ded desu

/srg/ how do I become a popular twitch speed runner?

check out streambig.net

thanks for the late response!

Thanks my twitch is /trihex

Be anything other than a straight White male

>ywn chug soylent and rum cocktails with narci while smashing the patriarchy marker tag at a time

>ywn chug soylent and cum rocktails into narci's boipucci

narci saves the thread

*kill
quit posting this degenerate

get squid on this

stop trying to police the thread

stop posting non speed things

Who's pumped for AGDQ 2017?

>you can't post speedrunners in a speedrunning general
monkey logic

well duh. esa was fucking bad

fucking tranny freaks

>ywn hit the vape at narcis place and just like vibe on smash

>this shithole is so dead that it can't even make it to the bump limit before it falls off
>threads still get made
just let this doggy rest in peace already

this is not 100%, the post clearly read 100%.

The ultimate sign that you failed as a parent is that your child calls themself 'transgender'

word

where else am i gonna post my medievil failed meme?

gonna have to drop a steaming hot word on this

You know why they call it a "dead" thread

nowhere
just fucking stop already nkrobbie

Which speedrunner is literally you? For me, it's Witwix - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

uhh me? the fuck kinda question is this

where were you when pokemon speedrunning was saved?

>self posting
smdh tbqhwu

>wibbler going against his time method meme
never thought I'd see the day

dunno, can i get a lsit of runners and their traits?

youtube.com/watch?v=9LDyOOK8FiM

Iateyourpie. I'm not like those other 'rich' streamers, but if you just want a snugged out stream with a genuinely nice dewd you got it right here bub.

bruised tranny legs 。‿。
breathless tranny screaming (◡‿◡)
little tranny face twitches (‿)
snapped tranny toes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
tranny whimpering ( ‿)
broken tranny teeth and bloody tranny eyes (ノ´∀`)
trannies having their fucking heads kicked in *:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*

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>de headcrab face

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Clintstevens because I'm hot and get all the girls but secretly wish I was #1 in something just once.

>de hippie spacing

Time to abandon this inactive general and move over to the true, censorship free, home of speedrunning discussion...

.../r/SamandTolki

Good news, boys. I PB'd by 7 seconds today!