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/lozg/ #38 - Beach episode edition
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don't forget the tetrafroce
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That sand blower was such a random item to get.
Was it ever used outside of its dungeon?
It's used to satisfy Pipit's mother.
If you feel like posting NSFW images, head to these threads.
>Hentai thread - Japanise vanilla and yuri only
>Western porn thread - Western art, vanilla straight, fetishes, /d/, gay, SFM
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Reminder that Sheik is MALE
Sheikah has a very manly vagina.
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Interesting. This symbol isn't the usual Hyrule symbol.
Welp, thank you. That's what happens when you copypaste on mobile.
oh fuck me...WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!!!!??!!?!1
I WANT TO FUCK FI
but that's just a theory
a GAME THEORY!!!!
FOURTH TIMELINE, BABY
>You will never wish on both Lorule and Hyrule's triforces simultaneously.
>theory
No, it's a fact
>sex force
Is this the power Hilda obtained?
Looks like a biohazard symbol.
>Hyrule has been created after various nuclear tests and the Triforce works exactly with Nuclear energy
i would have prefered if ALBW was something like the triforce of courage was already taken and Link had to get the Lorulean triforce
Can't wait for the last three HW characters. They almost make me tolerate Linkle. Almost(I haven't used her yet and don't plan to).
I can accept Ravio and Yuugo but ST Zelda? Come on. That was Linebeck's slot.
Only after a long series of negotiations behind closed doors.
Reminder that u dum
Timefuckery was a better meme, honestly.
While I'm all for Linkbeck, my younger self wanted Toon Zelda for years to reappear, be it Smash or this game. I'm not complaining.
Idk, Fisher-Price is the better meme
Are you seriously implying someone that isn't the Hero can extract the Master Sword from the Temple?
That's more a shitpost. And a very old and stale one.
I don't remember a scene in which someone else attempts it. If the MS were an infallible defense by itself, why have the pendants at all? In fact the sages have to intentionally work together to seal Ganon away, and that's not even involving the sword yet.
Have a wonderful day.
>I don't remember a scene in which someone else attempts it.
Zelda has to have put it back in the pedestal herself for the adult and downfall OOT endings. Link was otherwise unavailable.
HE'S BACK
Indeed I am.
Keeping well, user?
why hasn't fi killed you et
It's fine. We got some new shitposting guest lately, ruining the flow of the general.
He hasn't yet made the mistake of getting her sexually aroused. That could be fatal. She likes to penetrate.
Because she's quite lovely.
Oh? Anything I should be aware of?
You'll see. He's quite prolific.
Fair enough then, thanks for the heads up.
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Well, they screwed up with ALBW. The Triforce shouldn't be split during it at all and Ganon's body is in a completely different location than what it last was.
It can only mean its a retcon that they didn't think through or that there is a game between LA and ALBW now where the Hero of Essences had to once again kill a revived Ganon.
Also thanks to ALBW, it means there is now a game between ALBW and LoZ.
Which shitposter are you talking about?
I'm the shitposter
what do you shitpost about?
Whichever one disagrees with his either his timeline theory or his ship.
It kind of looks like an howl.
No, I'm the shitposter!
Remember, its the Downfall Timeline and I've lost my gains after 100 years.
designated bump pic
This is a gross meme
You should stop
Why does everything look so 2006-ish?
Cooking XenoMama part is gold though
My guess on why Big Green suddenly knows Zelda is in the Temple of Time was because when she transformed, the Triforce of Wisdom appears on her hand and a blast of magic goes off. Pretty sure Ganondorf just let's Link do more work for him.
I'll grant you that. But still. The point stands.
Hey, what happened to the drawfag?
I'm one of 'em, but I'm feeling lazy af recently
New
>DESIGNATED
bump pic
He was murdered.
>lazy af recently
This is literally me, I spend all day doing absolutely nothing. Not even wasting my time on games or anime or whatever.
I would love a game where you have all these companions with you. Except fi of course.
All around me are familiar faces, worn our places...
I kinda want to remove Link from the equation and let his sidekicks work together. Fi can walk around holding her own sword, and let all the others around her form their own rudimentary democracy.
>Midna wearing Ezlo using Fi
>all the bantz between them
I'd pay to see this
Right? I think I'm depressed or something. Zero motivation to do anything. I have two cold cups of tea on my desk that I didn't even bother drinking.
6 out of 7 sages rescued, in front of the last dungeon now
I'm pretty sure I fucked up the Shadow dungeon and left something behind which was important. There was one treasure chest in a sealed off room I couldn't get to. I might have to go back.
first time in /lozg/, what hot and spicy zelda memes do i need to know in order to fit in?
Probably a piece of master ore
timefuckery
Most likely rupees.
Hot memes like Wind Waker is shit, Fi is the best waifu, Timefuckery, Shiek is a Male.
Just hate everything and meme the fuck out of people who disagree with you
Post your waifu and let us tell you why she's shit
Fuck
>Post your waifu
SS Zelda > Anju > Malon/Cremia
Would you like a game where Link has the Triforce of Power instead of the Triforce of courage?
i would be interested in a zelda game where the protagonist acquires the triforce of power, but i don't think it's particularly suited to link
I want Fi to show up with chocolate all over her
That'd be hot
Fi is dead.
The Master Sword is stuck in her tombstone
She's alive and well.
She's more dead than this thread in Euro hours
You lie. She's just fine and you're just spreading scary thoughts.
the darkness will come, Fi
She's prepared, it's all good.
jfc what am i doing
Hero's Shield from Majora's Mask?
Ezlo is poking his head out from behind the fused shadow?
Midna's character can exist without the fused Shadows
I looks similar, but the wings are pointed down instead of up.
If it was the Dark Palace and on the second floor, then its Master Ore.
Timefuckery, all things are fanfic/theories, Tulpas, Waifus, SHEik is male, WW is copypasta.
TP Link might as well have the damn thing.
Rebel Scum!
Asked this a few threads ago, but I'm looking for zelda rom hacks that spice up things.
My favorite aspect of zelda is exploration and dungeons, and I'd LOVE to get a hack/game that lets me explore a new world/dungeons and solve new puzzles.
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>Fisher price game garbage
nah.
>that price
Jesus.
I here lurking. And I am also a lazy bastard. Have a WIP, I'll finish it as soon as possible.
I think you mean Milton Bradley's faggot.
Check the OP pastebins. There are links to Zelda Classic.
I love the shit out of them but
>Those prices
Is that TP ganondorf on N64 smash bros? wtf
AHAHAHAHA
No.
Whaaat's wrong with her faaaaaace?