>I will purchase Tango >I will purchase Tango how do you react
Sebastian Lee
"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me." His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism. "This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.
Jace Barnes
All your ancient are belong to us
Jackson Barnes
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Jonathan White
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Levi Thompson
Let him buy the tangoes, and calmly explain that he can have as many tangoes as he wants as they're sold in the shop for around 30 gold each in a pack of four.
Brandon Baker
thanks delusional little faggot
Justin Nguyen
gracias, señor presidente
Kevin Brooks
GRACIAS EL PRESIDENTE!
Christopher Nelson
>not pulling tangoes to your mid bull before he even asks like a good support bitch user
Nathaniel Wright
thanks mr president
Eli Walker
This gave me a boner
Angel Richardson
thnaks, mr presidnte
Thomas Thompson
Thanks Mr. President
Levi Robinson
how long do teams have to shuffle?
when is the next roster lock?
Brandon Phillips
>Not randoming and giving your mid a bottle like a gigacuckold
lmao stick to jungling if you don't want to commit for support man
Noah Nguyen
>have no education or skills to make money for the future >"THIS 1 MILLION DOLLARS WILL LAST FOREVER!" >buy a girl at 40k ring
anyone else get the feeling that many of these guys will be dirt poor the moment esports ends for them
Christian Bennett
POINTS WHEN
Grayson Torres
thanks, mr. president
Jason Nguyen
Puppy didn't finish college? I know Dendi finished college
Julian Ward
Nice projection based retard bro. Puppey and many other well accomplished pros have ventured into business and invesment. >Source? I follow the e-sports scene and such topics come up sometimes.
Josiah Kelly
>I follow the e-sports scene and such topics come up sometimes. Translation: I have no source, I just pulled that from my ass.
Dylan Brooks
lmao I ain't looking through vods for your sorry ass.
Connor Sullivan
>Sand King still has a 5000 AoE damage nuke how the f*ck is this allowed??
Blake Brown
is it gay to want to fuck slark?
Kevin Fisher
$40k is a lot of money
tradition is that your engagement ring should be 3 months salary. to end up at $40k, puppey will need to earn $160k a year. that's four times as much as the average american and puppey is an estonian, the average salary isn't that high there.
yes, you can make it after esports. akke owns a software company on the side right now. but most people don't make it.
it's fucked up stupid. pic related.
Josiah Lewis
Yes
Adam Cook
Yes but it's probably a lot gayer to not want to fuck Slark
Justin Thompson
CS:GO pro player opened a store and cs champions are dirty poor compared to dota topdogs
Parker Cooper
Why did they not picked me anons?
Jose Allen
Can someone post Puppey's leaked convos, I'm missing out guys :-(
Landon White
Memes aside, would you read his book about his esport career?
Isaac Anderson
he left fnatic yesterday is he gonna have to throw away all his stock?
William Reyes
>retards in the doto community thinks 1 - 2 millions means set for life >retards think "HURR DURR 5 - 6 % ANNUAL RETURN ON STOCKS MEAN 50 - 60 K ANNUAL INCOME FROM STOCKS LUL 4HEAD WE ARE SO SMAHT WE DON'T NEED TO WORK FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES HURRR" >what is capital gains tax >what is realized/unrealized capital gains >what is the different stages of live i.e., you ain't gonna live in a 1 person apartment for the rest of your life, right?
fuck why are people in dota so fucking retarded when it comes to money
Levi Scott
what do you mean hr can't make it? puppey owns team secret, he would get a cut even if hes not doing anything related to games at all.
Dylan Hill
5k players are so fucking clueless at how to support and laning
trilanes are always a disaster because there's always a guy who thinks he should start with salve + mango instead of sentries
Jayden Scott
I honestly don't give a shit about "american tradition" or what people do with their money. I was simply replying to someone who assumed that people in esports never have a plan ahead. To that I said I've seen Puppey mention on stream that he's doing business and entering the market on several things he's pationate about. Assuming people you don't even know are very dumb and have no plan after their "one trick poney" says loads about the person claiming such, hence the projection. Fucking dense bunch.
Nathaniel Bennett
thanks , mr.president
Jordan Mitchell
Mid isn't a ganker anymore, hes a second ricer, and Lina just doesn't fit the bill. >shit right clicks >can't handle 2v1 >no escape spell besides for walking away >can't play into mantas and linkens
Ian Williams
google is your friend, i found it in 1 minute
Austin Cook
>mid isn't a ganker anymore unless you're playing alchemist or some shit, this is the most gank-centric mid meta since like 6.82
Aaron James
I only find reddit posts asking for it, and fucking transcripts between Kanye West and Taylor Swift
Xavier Cook
>Spell called "light strike ARRAY" >only 1 strike >not light, actually fire
Jason Phillips
>you're in a pub and this guy amplifies you're waifu and tells her she's shit
>"I came a looong way, just to watch you die" PLZ NO, IM JUST A SUPPORT CM
Jeremiah James
Use my physical nukes for 50% bonus damage because he's obviously petrified.
Ethan Wood
stop forcing your shitty meme because thats clearly your statue. why would you censor the name the. you fucking inbred. kill yourself.
Leo Thomas
Nothing, because I'm not so dumb as to hedge my waifu game in a shit assfaggots played by millions of nonwhites at any given second.
Jack Powell
>lay down for a while >think about Lina and why is she trash >get up and check d2g >see this post What the fuck. get out of my head
Anyway I think that besides dominating the enemy mid she doesn't really bring anything useful to the game, she can't waveclear in lategame like qop does, and qop is also a better farmed caster. The one thing Lina was always good at was hero deletion and that was also nerfed severely, first by nerfing laguna damage by 100 on level 3, second by adding raindrops and third, by increasing the overall hero tankiness (19 hp to 20)
Juan Bennett
...
Dylan Morgan
thanks, mr.president
Camden Bailey
>it's the garbage ""art"" """style""" retard again Can you stop posting forever 64
Do you think people that ship heroes and browse garbage tumblr fanart are good at the game?
Hunter Roberts
What mode has the least autism? My last 3 games were ruined by 2k shitters sperging out about each others misplays.
Is there some mode that attracts people who just want to play?
Isaiah Hill
>tfw you realize laguna blade is a low-key racist version of ragna blade.
Jacob King
activate my free evasion + speed buff + AoE slow and walk away >nothing personal...kid
Luis Jones
No, and I'm not giving back that rare batrider either :^)
Isaiah Jenkins
...
Adrian Morgan
>join ranked all pick >mute everyone and go mid
You will never win a drinking game against her, seduce her, and nut on her ass doggystyle.
Levi Bailey
>play good >win early game >gain advantage >do nothing with it >start playing bad >lose advantage >lose game H-how is comeback balanced guys W-why enemy throne doesn't explode after you win laning stage?
Easton Bennett
""""""""tradition""""""""""
holy shit man, its not any tradition its LITERALLY from a fucking commercial that (((they))) made to brainwash dumb girls and make million from it
Adam Howard
sourcey, mate?
Jordan Anderson
>1 team stomps >pushes enemy shit up to the barracks and maybe further >1 core gets caught out with no buyback >losing team starts pushing >t3, ignore rax, t4, throne
this garbage happened to me like 6 times this month
lost 4 games that way and won 2
Hudson Gonzalez
new team secret
arteezy matumbaman forev jerax puppey
David Gray
Does ixmike type badly on purpose? I don't believe I've seen him put out a line without a misspelling yet, and I've been watching for a couple hours or so.
Camden Morgan
Then that's your fault for not managing buybacks. If you know you're at risk of dying and needing to defend, you'll be wise to wait to have buyback available. Don't rush in like a moron
Jordan Bell
What's next for the ol' babaev?
Logan Garcia
>Does ixmike type badly on purpose?
yes
it's an NA/FPL thing that he (among others) popularised
it's where arteezy gets his 'haha thanks fnkanm real FKCUKCIKNG FUNNY' stuff from
Sebastian King
nah its just the shitty translation
the jap speaks butchered english and announces it as Ranguhrah blade. Other languages translated it as Laguna blade.
Dragon slave is supposed to be Dragon slayer
Daniel Morris
Puppey is educated in music which means two things
1. Although lucrative, he's not uneducated, and he can make a living in the music industry, which is better than being relegated to burger flipping when youre 40 2. If he was able to study music, his family is well-off. The likelihood of him having inheritance to work with is high
And also, he's part owner of Team Secret. As long as he can keep the team afloat (even if he's not a player). that brand will live and that's guaranteed income for him
If anything, he's the most business minded out of them all. He's accepted that he cant be this star player forever, so he's slowly divestituting his presence to something more favorable in the long term.
Brody James
>NA/FPL FPL?
Jeremiah Williams
suicide
Adam Ward
Faceit """pro""" league
Robert Moore
Faceit Pro League
i'm pretty sure that's the inhouse league the NA semi-pros all play in but I might be confusing it with Counterstrike
Leo Turner
N-no homo.
David Lewis
>Battlepass items marketable >Immortal treasures already costing more than the rare items from the chest
I don't understand.
Dylan Bailey
Does anyone enjoy the dota scene more than playing the game?
Ayden Bell
EG.rtz
Blake Fisher
Deleted everything steam related from pc. Changed my MAC and IP. Got VPN. Started a new account. New email and new registration all through vpn.
AND IM STILL FUCKIN PLAYING AGAINST FUCKIGN MIRANA EVERY FUCKIGN GAME HOLY SHIT STOP IT. WHY MUST RETARDED TRYHARDS GO AGAINST ME EVERY SINGLE GAME. IM MENTALLY BROKEN.
There must be something in the system that correlates me against mirana players. i can't explain this otherwise. It's not like i lose those games. But it's mentally tiring always looking up for random arrows that can decide an entire game.
Luis Gutierrez
His turkish sugar daddy will keep throwing money at him to entertain him, and esports isn't going anywhere.
Chase Sanchez
Oh, much appreciated.
Wyatt Jackson
I play maybe 1-2 games a week, no reason to torture myself when they won't add solo queue back to at least add a semblance of fair matchmaking to the game
Jack Jones
shes FOTM you retard
Ayden Brooks
>win a drinking game >against a ginger I don't think you understand how this works. They're either Irish/bonglandian, or they're Russian.
Landon Walker
>Deleted everything steam related from pc. >Changed my MAC and IP. >Got VPN. >Started a new account. >New email and new registration all through vpn. anyone has screenshot of that reddit post that was posted here of a guy who thought there was a conspiracy against him, someone tracks his accounts and arranges his matches with feeder bots?
Chase Wood
perhaps it just became habit to him.
Christian Jones
Yes, yes I do
Nolan Thompson
That's fucking true. I was sick and tired of getting fucking peruvian three-stacks fucking up my games every match. I quit playing the game because of that. I don't understand why the fuck is so hard to get Solo Queue?
Jason Martinez
no; she's POTM, you imbecile
Lucas Reyes
Can you read? AGAINST ME. I wouldn't complain if she was on my side. I NEVER GET HER.
Ryan Morales
Whats there to understand, goy? You throw shekels at gaben and get next to nothing in return, it is fairly simple.
Jace Miller
Try insta picking her.
Liam Phillips
Not danish gingers :)
Owen Brooks
maybe the moon gods are shitting on you lad
Luke Diaz
Im not new to dota, but im new to the memeing
Why is Mushi called a rapist?
Dylan Walker
She's boring.
AND AGAIN HOLY FUCK I WAS JUST QUEUING AND ITS MIRANA AGAIN STOP GABE PLEASE
