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KILL ALL HUMANS

OH
LET'S
BREAK
IT
DOWN

killing

I can't even heal right.

Loving wholly and wholesomely.

Cutest and best pairing

huehue lucio or white lucio

>"This is no castle, it's a tomb."

owning

Reinhardt was Mordredhardt all along!

The fucking bot-kisser!

>season 1 ends tomorrow
>highest rank was 44
i wasn't supposed to go out like this

Anyone having an issue where the the models don't load for various seconds in the very first game?

WEW- WEW- WEW- WEW Jackpot!

humans in the animatrix were so fucking stupid it's unsurprising 90% of them died

Auditiva

>finally get to level 100
>think im going to be getting all them cases at low level again
>need to level up one more time before I get promoted

FUCK

F U C K
U
C
K

shitters

Why is Mercy such a dirty healing slut?

I hope the eventual junkrat/roadhog short from blizzard ends up 20+ minutes, there's so much they can do with it

>team up with a buddy for some games on competitive
>constantly get matched against 2 groups of 3
>our team always get 4 randoms
Nice match making system you got there, Blizz

footlicking

Will Reinhardt appear in the Bastion short mourning his dead comrades?

Will they fight?

Because she gives her beam to everyone on the team

(team arrives in Eichenwalde)
Torbjorn: (whistle) I'd hate to say I told you so, but I-.
Reinhardt: Torbjorn, my old friend, please...SHUT UP.

>in about 20 hours comp will go down
>qp will be FLOODED with "i bought hanzo golden bow tell one of the other 3 golden hanzos to switch off"

I've been having problems since the Ana patch.

Brand new graphics card, every other night I play, my fps drops to 20-30 fps every fucking 5 seconds.

Managed somehow to fix it by limiting it to >30 fps and played for a night

Then i bumpbed it back up to 60fps and its perfect

but i know that once i start playing tonight it's going to shit all on me again

t. GTX 1080 owner

its not my graphics card

i did a stress test with multiple programs and it runs everything fine, very low temperatures.

i tried all the drivers available. still no fix.

Overwatch is the only game it happens in.

Even while using lowest settings, lowest resolution, lowest render quality.

This might be silly, but:

>Leavers in Comp are now replaced by AI

How would this make you feel?

She's not? She's a pure healing maiden.

Does anyone remember Galdis?

He was one of the most hilarious /owg/ players I've played with, all you had to do was mention Hillary Clinton or insult Donald Trump and he would start shouting at the top of his lungs about LIBKEKS to the point where he'd run out of breath.

AWW JAM MY NIGGA, JAM

OOH JAM NIGGA

LETS MAKE SOME JAM NIGGA JAM

What is the best maps for Roadhog.

is there a streamer named giganinja

As long as the AI is set to hard it might not be so bad.
Slightly better than the alternative.

Why is the lowest the game will go 1024x768 or something? I'd really like to play at like 800x600, I'm just barely on the verge of having a staple 60 framerate and the lower resolution would help immensely

I'm gonna buy them Dva guns.

Once upon a time she was a sweet person, user. Then THEY happened. Widow has a lot to answer for, but in the grand scheme of things, she and Reaper are just attack dogs for Talon. Whoever is holding the leash is the REAL villain here.

There's a chance she might be able to be brought back, but she would almost assuredly not be the same anymore. That would make for an interesting arc, and I like to think that despite all that's happened, Tracer would be the type to not hold a grudge and eventually forgive and befriend her.

Maybe not quite to the extent of pic related, but a man can dream.

A-All of them?

Even the other girls too?

Nepal.

all of them T B Q H

corrupting

LOW RES BROTHER!

I just want to do my job as a medic.

youtu.be/euQjaCjnRGU

violating in every way

how do you join team chat

>mfw im the last one on the point after a genji massacre
>genji is coming
>MERCY JUST CONTEST FOR A LITTLE LONGER WE ARE ALMOST THERE

The girls and men. All they have to do is call out for her and Mercy rushes to give them her beam.

Wait, is that actual dialogue? Why would Torbjorn say I told you so? Reinhardt wasn't at Eichenwalde during Balderich's Last Stand, as far as I know.

Hit P and click. You can change how the game auto-joins chats in options.

I want a Talon telepath to mess with Reinhardt's head, making him hallucinate the Baron and all his slain comrades calling him a traitor for helping Omnics and abandoning Germany to bum around the world.

Then the operative makes him see his allies as Bastion units and he just goes nuts. One of the other Tanks winds up having to try and stop him from killing them all.

winkyface!

Stop fucking posting beautiful pictures of Mercy

Goddamit I want to go to bed

>Junkrat pressing his crotch into her

DELETE THIS

Why is there no fanart for Torbjorn?

>Played D.va since the beginning.
>Going to have to instalock in S2 so shitters don't grab her first.

Lord save me. Her buff was a mistake.

What did I miss?

Why is this game so stressful at times

WMW#1858
lvl 23 playing till I hit 25
add me, would like to group for the exp

Coincidentally it was around the Ana patch that I've got the models issue. After the models load it works fine, though.

>Why would Torbjorn say I told you so?

That Omnics are no good, not worthy of rights or protection, and all the dead German rocket knights vindicate his world view.

There's not much space in that box.

Rank 60 here
am I gold or plat?
Yes I am retarded.

Which Overwatch do you most want to FUCK.

because no one likes torj, not even the people that play him

Playing lucioball really makes me depressed at how mentally retarded some people can be. Every time you lower the bar of entry for a game and make it more causal/easier you will STILL find people that fail to meet that extremely low bar by being mentally retarded
>play lucioball
>people constantly hit the ball for the of hitting the ball
>people that aren't playing goalie but sit relatively close to the goal and panic hit the ball when it gets near instead of letting me clear the ball to the other side of the field
>teammates that runs back all the way towards the goal when the enemy shoots it over here when the past 10 times I've cleared it back to the other side so they just wasted time running over here
>literally ZERO learning ability
>opponent coming in for a shot, shoots it straight at me, okay easy block
>retard sitting near the goal taps it off the right at the last second so it goes past me for a goal
>guy is confused as to how I let that go past
>the replay literally shows him tap it at the last second and assist the guy shooting when I would've blocked it easily otherwise
9/11 blog I am platinum mad

Maybe this youtube.com/watch?v=H3xFKckFCGM , other than that we're just memeing.

Just a few more additional waifus and this game can stop being such a sausage fest.

Shh... It will be okay; when you wake, the pain will be all gone..

...

>tracer saves widow from talon's control
>widow becomes emotionally attracted to tracer
>tracer realizes that the two of them are not meant to be
>tracer starts a new life with someone else
>one day that person gets into a fatal car accident
>on the way home from the funeral tracer finds a package with two items inside of it
>car brake wires
>with a single white card with a purple kiss mark on it

z-zarya

It would be pretty tragic. If she was brought back, her original emotions, she'd have to live with the fact that she killed her husband, and a lot of other people.

I don't know if the original Amelie would be able to live with that.

But I love Torbby!

too bad even if you use the worst possible settings the game is still plagued with frames drops

The main reason I mention Lucio and Symmetra is because they're polar opposites (fun-loving freedom fighter and order-obsessed corporate neat freak), and operate in the same area. Sym's corporation was the one Lucio rebelled against to help his people. I just think not focusing on it would be wasted potential.

In my headcanon D.Va is an obnoxious, foul-mouthed, temperamental little brat with no integrity who would say or endorse nearly anything for a sponsorship. I like the idea of her joining up with Overwatch purely for the fame as a sort of token selfish teammate, but gradually becoming more genuinely heroic as she becomes less sheltered and sees firsthand the state that the world is in. But she still gets all tsundere about it and refuses to admit she cares.

How the hell did you play Dva with that terrible defense matrix?

shanking while shes tied up

dva may be a little too tight for my foreskin so tracer

That would be a fun short, but who would have the brawn to stop Reinhardt without killing him?

Bootiemaker please.

I'll FUCK her very lovingly.

What time PST does this season end tomorrow?

You know your team (including you) was just absolute trash when ____ gets PotG

On the new patch, people datamined this asset which is Hana's stream overlay

Theres a second assest so wait a minute

Zarya or Roadhog, I guess.

Or maybe a new Tank, I don't know.

Update where Mercy's revealed to be the evil bitch she's been all along when?

I mean, I guess it's not "her" fault if the Mercy we know is just the mask, but still, fuck that cunt

savagely beating when your dinner isn't ready on time

5pm

21 hours from now?

I want to mate with Tracer!

I tell people in every match this or similar things for other girls.

sombra