I'm 18 and learning how to drive for the first time

i'm 18 and learning how to drive for the first time.

What advice and tips can you give me Veeky Forums?

Avoid trees,or any other stationary objects.

Does that mean I can run over pedestrians? I mean, they're not stationary...

>What advice and tips can you give me Veeky Forums?

Just be yourself

Learn how to float the gears to avoid excessive wear on your clutch.

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he's driving a car, not an 18 wheel rig

sorry guys forgot to tell you I am learning automatic only, I don't want to bother with manual

assume everyone else on the road doesnt know how to drive, and take countermeasures as such.

Everyone else is a fucking moron who drives, and if you're gonna be like them you might aswell off yourself.

Sure, why not. Avoid fat people though, they aren't kind to bodywork.

Just remember to always listen proper music.
Deja Vu
Running in the 90's...

always pay attention to your surroundings

uninsured/underinsured coverage is for you, god forbid you get in a horrible wreck and the other guy has no insurance

don't text and drive

don't try to impress your friends

always always always make sure they wear their seatbelts

if you do get into an accident, move your car out of the road and turn it off

this is what they told my grandmother when she learned how to drive

"always assume everyone is retarded"

So you're not learning to drive then?

Hey jalopnik kid, why don't you fuck off back

how do the wheel tracks cross each other?

What about the two missing tracks?

kidnapping this thread
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>janny is LITERALLY fucking retarded and takes like an hour to erase the thread
>nigger furfag still on full chimp out mode

kek

10/10 thread

shit i fucked up

Dance for me autist, dance! Reply to me like the bitch you are.

>he is STILL on chimp out

lmao

I can't belive it

comedy gold

>projecting this hard
Dance for me.

then just know how to step on the pedals and steer the wheel fagit

Train your eyes to not at obstacles but at the path to get around them. In emergency situations people tend to hit the one thing they should not have hit because of a thing call targeting(I domt remember the complete term). They want to miss that tree so badly they keep looking at the tree instead of searching for a way around said tree. But because they are focusing on the tree so much they hit it.

You drive where you are looking.

>tfw you'll never cross your axles on a hektic burnout after running over a ped

Where did you go? We have shitposting to do.