Senran Kagura General /skg/ #854

Stare her in the eyes after she catches you wearing this.

Miyabi wants to know who sent her a vintage CD of Rollercoaster of Love for her birthday!

I'm gonna take that beautiful smug girl out on a date

Oh god, i'd either burst out laughing or sweat alot, trying to contain my poker face.

>This actually exists

Come on user. Don't be scared. Let her see your love of titties put proudly on display. I actually had a cop stare at me for a moment while wearing this.

Well, i am curious to see how'd she react to it.

Did the cop get it? or was he just staring?

Two of my posts got in, except they're both the same one about how everyone would creampie Miyabi

I only would wear that if I already had or didn't want a girlfriend.

He most certainly didn't get it. He was looking with a raised eyebrow like 'the fuck is this?' He clearly wasn't aware of what it meant.
Good thing I fill the criteria then I suppose.
There was also one for 'Anime was a mistake'

Offer her your coat. You wouldn't want her getting a chill would you?

Guess not.

Hope she likes hoodies.

Hoodies are kickass.

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Yumi's butt!

Shiki is a cute mom.

Make it go away!

Does it say something cool on it?

kek

I would totally wear the "Anime was a mistake" one unironically.

Nope, just a plain grey hoodie.

I really, really love this cute girl.

Ikaruga's butt!

Is anal evil?

Bully me!

I've actually walked around wearing it around my neighborhood. The best part is that if a dude tries to give me trouble for it, all it takes is one challenge of their masculinity to shut them up.
Eh, good enough I guess.

Disgusting, yes. Evil? Depends on your definition of evil, and if you believe that sodomy is/is still religiously a sin and therefore evil.

Personally I think hotdogging is better. Why bother with messy anal? Gotta prep for that shit and when you do it you're also damaging a perfectly pristine butt.

That, to me, is the greatest "evil" of all, ruining a fine ass.

I love Mirai! Even though she gets kind of fussy and grumpy like an angsty kid sometimes!

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>Running in the 90s can be heard in the distance

[x] Marry, impregnate, and live a long happy life with

Miyabi!

>mfw Hikage STILL isn't a real person
>tfw my Hikage daki will never come to life
>ywn have a gf who understands the pain of flat affect

>Welcome to Wal-Mart, son of man!

Uh... Where can I find plastic bags and corn syrup?

Looking for a desktop computer, weird lady.

Do you guys have any tanks of pure helium?

Yeah hi. I'd like to bang you in the changing rooms.

Uh, hello? That's my job.

It's okay I want to do it.

Please go away, Imu.

And quit pretending as Naraku.

Hey Kagura. Her enthusiasm is, as usual, fantastic.

You don't understand do you? Stay away from Kagura, or I must break you.
>imu
>interested in anyone besides miyabi

WAZZAT MEAN?!

Uh, you don't get to bang friends.

Bang walls, what else?

The quote is 'you don't get to BRING friends' how could you possibly get that wrong?!

Good night you boobs.

Sir that's impolite behavior and I'll have to ask you to leave

Banging loli Kagura!

But Adult Kagura is for sexing, leave lil' Kagura alone.

Sleep well bub!

Getting beat up by Naraku until you cum!

Ok, fine i'll-

Yo, what the fuck, banging a loli ain't cool.

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Can't I get beat up by tiny Kagura until I cum instead?

I can laugh your shriveled, not enough 1 inch when fully erect micropenis until you commit suicide out shame and embarrassment if you want.

Yes, perfect!

Goodnight skeegee!

You all have a goodnight!

Great, it's an i want to be stepped on and humiliated by a senran episode again.

I hate this.

I would but it's too hot to sleep properly right now.

Naraku bullies her boyfriend who is almost two feet taller than her!

Sleep well Minnow!

HAHAHAHAx1000
goddamn spam filter

Does anyone have the translation to the Haruka ASMR audio on the Drama CD?
Please?

I'm not going to bed yet, but thanks anyway, I guess!

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Friendly reminder that Minori hates her life

Friendly reminder that Minori always eats candy when she's having a bad day

Friendly reminder that Minori wants to run away and start everything over

Go the fuck to sleep

Thanks much

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> son of man
I'm on to you.

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No need to stress Yomi.
We've already told the offender how wrong he is.

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I'm going to fuck Minori in her mouth.
Gently and lovingly.

Thank god that bottom half of the image is cropped off eh?

Giving minori funny shaped lollipops!

So is Homura's hand in the tip jar because she's trying to swipe the money or is she satisfied enough to leave a tip?

I really, REALLY like Kafuru

Asking your senran's father for permission to marry his daughter!

Me too. We should be friends you and I.

I don't know, I'm afraid you might steal kafuru away from me

What father?

He's dead, user

Studying necromancy to raise your senran's father from the afterlife to ask for permission to marry his daughter!

How does sharing sound to you

He's going to be surprised how she turned out later.

Is it cheating if she's my undead thrall?