Will having a nice car permit you to do this chit in the picture?

>Not white
>Committing senseless crimes because somebody mildly annoyed you
Adds up

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Fucking with someone's car ever. No. I'd take a picture and send it to y friends "ahahah look at this fucker" and go about my business. If you ever fuck with someone's car you're a piece of shit

This. It's even said in Pulp Fiction, nothing is more chicken-shit than fucking with another mans automobile, if you do that, you're automatically eligible for a justified beat-down.

I don't care if someone is how much of an asshole, there's no reason to damage their stuff, especially their vehicle.

>Work hard, buy nice car
>Park normally to avoid some faggot keying your car
>Some raging 5 year old throws his door open and dents the ever living shit out of it
>Soccer mom yells at kid, ignores the damages done to your car by her loin demon like it never happened
OR
>Park like an "asshole" at the back of a lot
>People take pictures to "shame" you
>People key your car and do other damage to it
>All because they wont ever own a car as nice as that and don't understand why you care about scratches and dings

or, how about you do what I do
>drive shitbox that I don't care about the paint job on
>park in a spot as close as possible to where i want to go
>not give a single fuck if someone dents the god damn car

or if I'm driving in my nice car
>accept that there are inconsiderate assholes out there who give no fucks about my car
>park at the back of the lot, away from all other cars
>I could probably use the extra walk anyway

If you really want to keep your car in good condition then actually take steps to protect it. People aren't going to go out of their way to protect YOUR car. YOU need to do that yourself.

and I just fucking missed that one line you wrote.

Why the fuck do you need to park like an asshole at the back of the lot? Park normally, you fucking weirdo

That isn't even bait you newfag. It's been around here forever.
Diamond a dozen and human bean are the other two.
I think it's ok so long as it's at the back end of the parking lot where no one parks anyway. Taking up valuable space closer is kind of a dick move

Are you guys poor? Just buy one of those alarms that can sense anyone within 10 feet of the car, warning them to step away or the alarm will go off

fucking this, if you have a problem with them talk to their face, fucking with someone elses stuff to get back at them is batshit-girlfriend-tier.

hi summer

Am I looking at this wrong or is he taking up handicapped spots too? If so he needs a good tire slitting.

im gonna spit on douche cars now

to play doubles advocate, you really wouldn't do the same because you're too scurred.

Saw a dude in a Mercedes doing this some weeks ago. Turned out he was reserving space for a delivery truck near the entrance.
Anyway, most people with nice cars here just park as far from the entrance as possible, so I don't really see crossparking more than maybe 2-3 times a year.

Either slash their tyres or shut the fuck up

>drive classic
>always park way down the lot with no cars around
>come out of walmart
>2-3 cars parked next to mine

Just leave me the fuck alone jesus christ.

Will somebody explain what in the fuck you guys are talking about?

Sure. But don't be surprised if nobody else appreciates it.

Kek
They wanted to take a look maybe?
I wish I had a truck. I'd drive over curbs and park in snow banks when there is no room.

Nice body on that vw passat

you don't even have to have a nice car. anyone can park like a nigger.

No.

Fit in a space like everyone else.

Stop being an inconsiderate dick.

When I drive my Subaru forester I always park in the lines but when I drive my FRS I refuse to. I always take up 2 spots. Why should I let someone kid in his 1999 civic shitbox hit my car? If you drive a nice car, you should be allowed to have 2 spaces

>FRS
>Nice car

Pick one

>I'm too poor to buy a nice car so I'll say nice cats are shit

> sub $30k car
>huuur muh nice currrr!!

So at what price point is a car considered a nice car?

2.5 mil

Enjoy having people damage your car out of spite

They won't do that because most people are too beta to. Plus I'd kick their ass if they ever did. So far no one has touched my car

If nothing stopped you form taking 2 spaces what do you think is stopping some one from just parking next to you anyways?

It's fucking retard logic. IF anything you'll just piss people off enough that they intentionally do shit to your car.

Because tgere will be a car on each side of me but even if there was not, they would park in the lines

I would do it regardless of make/model if some asshole parked like this

>FRS
>nice car

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol

>tfw P plates, first car is a pristine MR2 zzw30, people always tell me it looks new, think it's more expensive than it is
>always drive within the lines, give driver side doors enormous amount of space because my car is tiny and has no width
>some fuck in their SUV swings their door open into my car despite all the room
>some fuck in a 4x4 can't figure how to reverse, immediately turns as they go backwards, drags a huge tire mark across the door of my car
>some fucking kid kicks their door open into the rear of my car
>The car was kept absolutely spotless for 16 years, and as soon as I started driving it people started bashing the fuck out of it

You can't tell me it's ugly

It actually is though, the rear looks retarded

People can't really win. Life is a cuck game. You have to fuck people up while avoiding getting fucked the less you can. So far I keyed two of this assholes who park like this, but also I got dents almost monthly because people can't fucking open their door. Thinking on slashing tires next time famalam

There's a 2009 Mustang V6 at the local grocery store that always takes up 4 spots. Definitely someone who works there, it's there every time I've gone to the store.

Should I leave a note? If so, what should it say?

No, just start putting abandoned carts all around it.

>FRS
>The automotive fedora
>with the power to weight ratio of a 2002 Maxima
>a car worth giving a shit about

Niggers man

I N T E R N E T T O U G H G U Y

>R8
>Nice car
Choose one

Things poorfags wouldn't understand.

now this is a shitpost

You can do whatever you want, you just have to live with the consequences.

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Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

I'm Mexican

>white boys
>literally crying on anime forums about how they can't get laid
Ayyy

Yeah fag like I'm going to wait for am hour for yhe guy to get back to his car so I can kick his ass. Better yet I'll leave my business card on his windshield and pencil him in for a beat down later that week...

No on second thought I'll just key (read:pocket knife) his car or throw a rock at his windscreen.

>doubles advocate

underrated post

I used to get mad about people doing this type of shit and now I do it, because there's too many fucking idiots to deal with. I'll deal with the occasional comment instead of having to fix dents and dings retards inflict on my ride. Last summer this woman open her car door into my car twice, while I was in the car she pretended to not see me and walk away, at that point I said where you going, don't you think your insurance will want to know about this? She wanted to give me $300 and I just laughed, ended up going through insurance anyway

Newfriend detected

>other people drive like retards so it's okay for me to do it
American logic

Thank you mate! There was a time when this would be the standard response to something like OP and everyone else would rightfully agree, like this fine person:

Driving doesn't equal parking you retard. Maybe if you didn't drive a shitbox you would care your car more

Why don't you go back to your own country you 5'2, criminal, ricing lowlife

can't wait till Trump is in office

Maybe if you learned to park between the white lines your doors wouldn't get hit.

>take up two adjacent spots in a busy parking lot because you're a little bitch
>start crying when you get keyed

I'm an American citizen. Why are you so ass blasted? Did a Mexican in a civic smoke your miata on the toe-gay?

Haha I've never been keyed or fucked with for double parking, only people calling me an idiot, while parking near normies my other cars get fucked up. Don't be jealous you don't have anything nice in your life

>t. tantruming girlfriend

Friendly reminder that non-whites are subhuman trash.

Have you started building that wall yet pedro?

>Don't be jealous you don't have anything nice in your life
My shoe collection is worth more than your shitbox

The walls of your cuckshed? Yeah I'm finished with that m8

Miata? I drive a gt350 you fucking loser

I can't imagine how silly a 5'2 mexican like yourself must look in those Ricks

And yet you don't even have a walk in closet to put your moon boots in.

I'm 6ft2

>walk in closet
you mean the one you came out of?
ayy lmao

Are you saying your goodwill shoes are worth more? Not everyone drives a neon like you user

Get on that book report before it's due.

>goodwill shoes
spotted the pleb

When they're displayed on a $5 prefab metal rack, what is he supposed to think? Plus, people that collect shoes keep them clean and usually don't take pictures with a potato from 2004.

low quality bait

how much was I supposed to spend on a shoe rack?

Forgot about the shoe polish and better camera? I guess when they're bought from a tent at a gas station a $5 rack is just fine.

whenever i drive my mom's 911 i park in one space in the back by away from everyone else. 9/10 times i come back to a group of modded shit boxes parked around it.

Cart return man will just take them before the guys shift ends.

I'm a dumb ass.

People don't key because they are jealous it's a nice car they will key because you are acting like your shit doesn't smell and going against the status quo

>IMPLYING
I'm a cart pusher at walmart. We do as little work as possible because none of the managers even know we exist. We're the only ones that work out front too so no one to rat us out. We keep the cart bays inside full, mostly by standing by the door and asking people leaving to return the carts when they're done. $10 dollars an hour for standing around and screwing with customers is pretty cash.

Is that a ticket on the windshield?

for all intensive purposes, you're a diamond dozen user.

No, in my town there are R8s and gran turismos and MP4s on every street corner, everyone is desensitized and you will get door dinged and ticketed just as fast as the illegally parked cobalt

thousands of chinese billionaires' sons go to school here

fuck off greg

What did nice cats ever do to you?

kek
the ironing

Not necessarily, it's more of a defensive strategy against inconsiderate asshats who view view vehicles for their utility purpose and nothing else. They very commonly associate this view with other people's property. Everyone has that asshole you don't let borrow things because your stuff comes back worse than when it left.

Pro tip: Fucking with someone else's double parked property makes you worse than the asshats who are willing to fuck up someone else's car when parked normally.

If you really need to mess with someone use temporary spray paint on their car

youtube.com/watch?v=LRP30mhqmnQ

>intensive purposes
As soon as I read this I knew I was going to enjoy, but by the time I got to everything but the kids Nsync, I was truly impressed. Thankyou for this post.