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>Previous Thread
>Links to purchasables
FNAF 1 - 4: store.steampowered.com/sub/80443
FNAF Sister Location: store.steampowered.com/app/506610
FNAF BOOK: amzn.com/B019HC4EQ2
FNAF WORLD: gamejolt.com/games/fnaf-world/124921

>Links
Official Site: scottgames.com
Asset Rips: s.rtag.me/freddy
IRC: #FNAF on Rizon
Fan Booru: 5naf.booru.org
Writing Archive: pastebin.com/fryFnrQ9
Voice Archive: pastebin.com/8mN8gJYP
List of Content Creators: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jwWC_R0jUW1c5k0BUTyStxd3bdP7XULeticRyDCYz2Q/edit?usp=sharing
>NO NEW THREAD UNTIL WE HIT 750 POSTS OR 250 IMAGES
>What are you waiting for?

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>What are you waiting for?
The inevitable heat death of the universe.

Xth for ORE NO SUTANDO DA!

Stuffing Michelle full of pizza

>that OP image
Well this thread's going to get nuked

Nig you gon die with an OP like that.

what do you mean by that

It's an autistic image, OP

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I love it.

Absolutely cheeky, nice work

Reposting Funtime Foxy lemon for the new thread

pastebin.com/0E6tt9B0

Absolutely sappy and corny, I love it.

Thanks Crisis

Thanks user

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X-TRONICS! WELCOME TO DIE!

I EAT GARBAGE

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Silver Eyes was actually underrated and a masterpiece?

no

IT IS TIME.

And someone immediately joined and crashed the server.

So no, sadly it seems it isn't time.

Wouldn't all the shifting plates of the new bots freak out the kids when they get a close look during a house call?

>I writed grip instead of flu
This is akward

Well the grip is another word for the flu, so you're not wrong.

New trailer's not out/

You're a faggot.

You cunt.

Fuck yoooouuuu

I don't understand the shifting plates thing at all. It certainly looks creepy but I don't see how it fits with what is supposed to be a children's entertainer.

I got something for you to grip.
It's wet and sloppy and if you don't get your mouth around it right now it's going to make a mess in your lap!

Looks pretty solid to me.

is that a flake cone?

What a shitty OP. You could at least dig through the booru for some rarely seen pics or something. You don't have to project our autism so freaking hard.

It's plenty evident that FNAF is autistic regardless of us

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I don't wanna lick it, I'm lactose intolerant.

i would if it didn't have poison in it sorry.

Reposting.
5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=36574

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Is he gonna be okay?

Hot

This is against the Hays Code.

DEEP BREATHS! TAKE DEEP BREATHS!

That melted so quick you would think Toy Bon's in a furnace

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>pouty cinnablon

Oh lawd..

But then whose dick would you suck?

>yfw FNAF 5 is actually a co-op zombie game with survival elements

Oh, and crafting!
What game isn't improved with crafting?

I want to make a fort out of animatronic bodies, and burn the foxy heads to keep myself warm.

I completely forgot the context of that quote.

Michelle is going to get polydipsia.

Robots can't die.

The first post-Cawthon Five Night's is a co-op survival game set in an alternate re.ality

You'll break tables to get wood

Please don't remind me of Metal Gear Survival.
I think everyone would be better off if it was just forgotten.

I mean, Sister Location is looking to be the Phantom Pain of FNAF.

Punished Freddy - A fallen mascot

>"hair" obscures a part of the face
>trout lips
>extremely gay
>loves to bake sweets while wearing an apron
But oddly enough, very rarely crossdresses.

How the fuck did I not catch this?

I'm not gay, but...

You're gonna have to throw a bone to the non turbo furry anons here.

Basically, Crisis' Toy Bonnie is Marty from Hardblush.
Would post a link, but a certain someone has been trigger happy lately.

>Marty
img.rule34.xxx//samples/1779/sample_f9e9b35f4a73c57bf6bb4da7fbf945cb.jpg?1925793

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Yeah I can see that now that you mention it. Though I think it's kinda hard to be original with fruity ass fruitbowl stereotypes.

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Now that you mention it.

It's not gay if they pretend to be a girl.

Git gud drawfags!
youtube.com/watch?v=lon98rlUrfE

>It's not gay if they pretend to be a girl.
yes it is

I bet I could beat him at street fighter.

I'd play a FNAF-style game where you have to avoid being raped by Bueno Excellente each night.

You would play as Green Lantern.

Garth Ennis is such a fucking tool, but man can he write a good Superman.

Dan Schneider to direct a fnaf tv series when.

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Do you think a Ninja Turtle FNAF-style game where you have to prevent their Rogues Gallery from reaching the Turtles' lair would work?

>play as Donatello watching the lair while the others and Splinter are away
>use his network of security cams he set up around the sewers
>have to use various methods to stall and lure the foes away like various traps, playing voice recordings of the other Turtles, and other means
>the foes have their different quirks, like Armaggon sticks to the water and you need to keep a sharp eye out for his fin, Wingnut can hide in the shadows, Krang can disrupt the cameras, Rocksteady is very resistant to the traps so you need to lure him around with voices, Leatherhead ignores the voices and most traps but can be stalled with food, etc
>if one of them makes it to the lair, it's Shell Shock for poor Donnie

No

Impossible, he never loses.

I'm sure user could find a way to distract him.

Beer Can Dan
"Ass Man" Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider

Why?

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Dan Schneider is a pedophile

correction, i am a pedophile

Fuck off Dan.

As if that's anything special.
The site has an entire board filled with you people. It's called /a/.

dan "din du nuffin" shcneider

Will you live to see the light? It's another five long nights.
Can you outrun your demise? It's another five long nights.
Innocence slowly unwinds, It's another five long nights.
Will your final hour chime? It's another five, long, nights.

tick, tick, tick

So, this right here.

voices.com/demo_detail/204476

Ballora, possibly?

That's what a lot of us were thinking.

If it is, then I'm not sure if I should be scared of her. The voice is lovely, in a creepy way.

hey yo crisis when do we get to see r63 cinnablon

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/tv/*

No user, /tv/ is a board FOR YOU

Trailer 2 fucking when?

October 1st, giving us the release date of October 31st.

>female Cinnablon
How about no?

He's too much of a twink to be a girl anyway.

That's how i see it