/owg/ overwatch general

why is mei a child here?

I also want to put my wedding ring on Widowmaker's finger.

>mfw decades from now a bunch of yuppies will be protesting for robot rights
>mfw I have a vacuum robot

Am I a slave owner

Get comfortable with an offense, tank and support hero so you can fill any role.

Genji Shimada

هتاف الحب

Manly Men

Am I the only one that became slightly racist thanks to this game, despite the diversity? It has me saying such nice phrases as "dumb Chinese bitch" or "you Brazilian nigger"
Ironically I'm black

True love transcends age

>win 3 games
>can't even get a whole rank
>lose one game
>lose half of the rank

The most retarded pairing. Also, why is Junkrat drawn far more handsome than he is in game??

I want to make her smile

Hi

>never win lucioball ever
>make goals like these

well, at least i can feel good about myself for a minute or two before losing

>no body hair
dropped

Everybody does user.

>not always hatings Chinese/Brazillians
Retard

Had the same Bastion player on attack and defense on our team two games in a row. The fact that we won both games seemed to have broken the game's algorithms, which showed us this for the PotG camera angle

D.va's ult is going to be even more useless with all the nooks and crannies on the new map.

GUIDE TO BUFF ALL DEFENSE HEROES WITHOUT BREAKING THE GAME:

>Bastion
Now gets roughly three times the amount of knockback from his own shells in tank mode, letting him rocket jump like crazy for sick plays.
>Hanzo
Can now double jump like his brother.
>Junkrat
Grenades dropped on death spread out more.
>Mei
Icing the ground in front of her lets Mei slide around, picking up speed if going downhill
>Symmetra
Now has no cooldown or ammo system for her turrets, letting her relocate her car wash at will
>Torbjorn
Scrap system removed, armor pack is now an 8 second cooldown ability
>Widowmaker
If you do not interrupt the grappling hook by jumping(let the entire animation play), half the cooldown is refunded.

>watchpoint gibraltar
>comp match, we are attacking
>paylod stopped 3m from final objective
>i'm zenyatta, flinging out healing orbs and discords like it's going out of style
>we just cannot get that final push
>30s left in the match, hope is fading fast, team morale at an all time low
>i ult by the payload for the last push, we don't gain an inch
>when the ult finishes i get nanoboosted by friendly ana
>ignore my complete and utter confusion and begin slinging discords and projectile orbs into enemies
>triple kill
>fleeing enemies no longer contesting the payload
>victory
>mfw

True story btw. Rank 47 is a shit show.

>want to git gud with Genji
>hop onto QP
>play Genji
>10 seconds later someone else picks Genji
>whatever
>he starts getting mad and tells me to switch
>tell him no
>he says he mains Genji and we don't need two Genjis
>tell him I'm here to practice and it's just QP
>he switches to Bastion
>proceeds to bitch and moan about everything I do
>we win
>WE WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER IF I WAS PLAYING GENJI
>he leaves
>mfw genuine autism

I sometimes call Mei a fat bitch but no, since the characters I hate the most are kind of hard to insult.

Like, what should I call McMeme? An autistic cowboy cosplayer? It just doesn't have the same ring to it as "fucking piece of shit chinese fat ugly whore"

>URRRRR DVA SO USELESSSSSSSSS

shut up this hero already got her buffs

>6'6" cousin and 7'3" brother
good lord

Reached 65. What gold weapon do i get boys?

>0-7 in placements so far
I'm better off just not placing at this point aren't I

Jesus, calm down buddy. I was just making an observation. Show me where the D.va touched you.

Her mech should be a remote detonation type of thing tbqh

honestly these are all bad suggestions

tracer gold + posh

>>Hanzo
>Can now double jump like his brother

Genji can do that and is far more mobile because he is a cyborg. That would be retarded,

DEEZ NUTS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

Who are you /owg/?

let's just say hanzo got some cybernetic upgrades

or he's using the power of the dragon or something

i don't know, shit is literally magic anyways

I think besides their mother and her father they're the only people in my family over 6'.

>Girl unstuck in time
>Giant super smart gorilla
>Guy who is perpetrually dying
>Literally reviving the dead
This is what you're upset about? Double jumping?

idk, do you have the same picture with actual units that the whole fucking planet uses?

>Jesus, calm down buddy.
no I have no tolerance for waifufaggots they ruin every multiplayer game

I wish Widowmaker was my babymaker. :[

His magic has nothing to do with augmentations for increased mobility. His body at the end of the day is only human

Zenyatta is getting nerfed though

S76/McCree/Reaper

dva players are the worst

fucking faggots never change no matter what

SPEAK AMERICAN IN THIS AMERICAN BOARD FUCKING TERRORIST

But mcmeme is a god

are you stupid?

>5'6'',170cm

And I'm not a cute girl
I'm a cute boy

>be idiot
>didn't realize comp points was one of the rewards at the end of season
>find out yesterday
>24 hours to gain 10 ranks
I had to give up, i suck too much

google to convert for 3rd world country measurements

Those are the official heights

Update has been delayed, you won't be getting your golden weapons today or tomorrow even once the seasons ends. They will patch sometimes next week

>nerfing Torb even more

>non-americans
>posting in my /owg/
Absolutely disgusting

>muhh team
Maybe you're just shit

I want to make her cum/spoiler].

Post boipusi

Except those characters have literally super powers that enhance those parts. It's like Joker being able to run as fast as Flash because lol he is cooky xD

>75 armor for everyone at roundstart
>nerf

There's absolutely nothing impressive about this shot.

And you're probably one of those shitters who chases the ball constantly instead of playing a position (mid or forward)

Why don't you go play a game made by your country then, faggot.

Widowmaker is MINE.

spotted the dva player who never switches

>ban from competitive play for 2 seasons after leaving more than 2 games
did I fix it?

Funny way to say Genji.

Did you purposefully de-rank to 1 or something?

Half the cast has super armor and/or robot limbs

...

Hanzo being as mobile as Genji makes zero sense. It's like giving Reinhardt double jump.

W I DO W M A K E R

fuck off owg is a gay free zone

>implying I ever mentioned I'm a waifufag
>implying I ever mentioned I even play D.va

See:

>Mei is a little plump
>so tumblr draws her as this huge landwhale

th-thanks SJWs

>rank 57
>facing a group of people on top of leaderboard
>score faster and stall them longer
>they win because its dead easy to attack and push the first point

Literal bullshit

...

In between pharah and wisowmaker

discord is getting changed to 25%

Reinhardt having double jump would be fine.

He has multiple rockets attached to him

Tracer is tiny compared to me.
Fucking Anglos.

>heir of the shimada clan
>can't double jump
what a fucking disgrace

tracer a best

>mfw fighting Tracer Genji Mei & McRee all with 75 extra armor most of the time

...

>11 (eleven) leavers
JUST

>Mei
>fat
Oh. It's Tumblr. Nevermind.

>search the word "thin"
>get pic related

Lore wise and theme wise it would make zero sense. And that's not double jumping. That's hovering.

Widowcutie

>5 days left to get nip genji and tummy tracer
I'm not gonna fucking get them, am I?

They shpuld make it to where as soon as the target is out of Zen's LOS it disappears.

W I D O W M A K E R

>>Mei is a little plump
She's skinny mate

look at the spray and the official art of her out the suit

I want to make her New fag can't even use correctly Kek.