/dsg/ - Demon's and Dark Souls general

Lazy assholes edition

previous bonfire: >/dsg/ Player List
pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Steam Group
steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>Draw
doodleordie.com/r/darksouls
imgur.com/a/XhBxC (DeS)
imgur.com/a/wwtuf (DaS2)
flockmod.com/dsg

>DEMON'S SOULS
pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a

>DARK SOULS
pastebin.com/h1etMh8E
>Essential PC mods
pastebin.com/XwL5KDhB

>DARK SOULS 2
pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v

>DARK SOULS 3
pastebin.com/RDDaqtcP
>True Colors of Darkness Trailer
wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=N5rljUBxfIE

gamersyde.com/download_dark_souls_iii_true_colors_of_darkness-36715_en.html
>List of Confirmed Dark Souls 3 weapons
pastebin.com/SPbWEGnH

tfw no /dsg/ bf

Searching for another world to invade...
Searching for another world to invade...
Searching for another world to invade...

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PDT August 25th, 2016 1:00am – 3:00am
Dark Souls III will be updated with a new version (1.07) on August 25th 2016 on all platforms.
The length of the Hammer skill, Perseverance (reduce damage when activated), has been increased
Delayed the movement cancel timing of certain medium shields upon guard break
Removed the ability to parry when using the skills Blind Spot (Corvian Greatknife, Handmaid’s dagger) and Dancer’s Grace (Dancer’s Enchanted Swords)
Adjusted the shield penetration properties of Harpe, Shotel, Crescent Moon Sword, Carthus Shotel, Man Serpent Hatchet and Darkdrift
Fixed a bug where sound effects did not play properly when using Lightning Spears in quick succession
The attack cancel timing for rapiers equipped in the left hand has been adjusted
Several balance issues have been adjusted
Flaws have been fixed to improve performance

Andre wasn't unkindled though, he was a hollow.

I can be your bf for tonight, user-kun

Post your das3 created waifus..

;)

To that guy who wanted to drop me the Witch's Locks, i'm at the highwall bonfire and the pass is ass

Not sure if I should have region lock on or off so I turned it off

Only tonight?

>Several balance issues have been adjusted
>Flaws have been fixed to improve performance
I swear to god

>The length of the Hammer skill, Perseverance (reduce damage when activated), has been increased
I'm here in hoping my Dragon Tooth will finally have an useful WA.

I don't have the gay, so I can't keep the act up longer than that. Sorry, man.

It keeps aobrting the invasion due to time out.

nice hacks

>Perseverance buff
Will 1.07 Make Hammers Great Again?

oops
BKGlaive guy who helped me out a little, if you're still there.
What kind of AR will I have at 27/40 +5?

Also, I see your sign but you keep timing out.

not hammers but caestus
If DLC has a Hammer/flail with a non shit moveset then yea.

link to the hud mod pls
I fucking love it

>Hammer skill, Perseverance
I had no idea the BKS is a hammer

>turn on match making because no invades
>invade faggots from asia land
>turn that shit off
>invaded someone from china
Fuck you too game.

The official translation is missing details that were in the original patch notes. Specifically, the Perseverance buff is for great hammers, not all hammers.

Thanks for the Witch's Locks bro. I got invaded after you left by some twink who has a poison spear and he 2 hit me. What a challenge!

Anyone can drop me an obscuring ring on Dark Souls 3?

ok invading in gank swamp is actually pretty fun when it's not a gank, things just quickly get out of hand and there's a 5 man free for all going on

Well it'll still be perseverance so don't expect too much.

>Andre was just Hollow.
We don't even know what he was. He's clearly not Hollow. We also know that he knew the Giant blacksmith so he had admittance to Anor Londo and Gwyn's keep, suggesting that maybe he has been there.

You got the Witch's Lock properly, host of ember?

Listen here niggers, the following character names at an FC means trouble, and you should avoid FCs if the following are present

>Crusader/Burnt Vincent
>Drake
>Natalya
>Rules of nature
>Depression
>Heavy Knight
>Battlemage Ley/Ley
>Paddrick
>Samuel McClure
>Fyre
>Berke
>Dietrich
>Hierke
>Reginald
>Straylight
>Mikoto
>Zilrael
>Reckless Pete
>Alsatia
>Fudman
>Huntsman Andy
>Smug Loli
>BEANBADDY
>Lucio/Lucio the Wolf
>Ryye
>Dog
>Ariya
>Serene Haze
>Rhino
>Champion Conrad
>Paladin Alys
>any "LOL SO RANDUM XDDD" memer (judge by their clothes)
>anyone carrying a metacancer weapon
>anyone with minmaxer's armor

That should cover it for the *most* part.

Doesn't he say he's a hollow in DaS1, or am I remembering wrong?

I'd say that's a yes.

Oh, right, I missed it. Thanks.

500ar according to mugen

>Host runs into the Crystal Sage boss room and spams crystal soul spears
>There's literally nothing you can do about it
OH BOY WHAT A FUN GAME

Wait until he runs out of FP so he has nothing left to kill the boss with?

He's not trying to kill the boss. He was ganking.

Every time i see you adding less
Running out of names?
maybe you should attend an FC and see todays regulars

Did you have anything with range? Poison knives, kukri, bows, crossbows, something?

Dragon head, maybe?

Undead =/= hollow

You can't target the host if he's in the boss room.

Don't respond to him anymore he's just listing everyone and trying to shitpost as hard as possible
Literal tryhard meta shitposting

If I'm SL20 with +2 weapons, can I invade new players on brand new characters?

So what do you faggots think is going to be this 'next announcement'?

If its not the DLC I swear im uninstalling the game

ye

how many deaths in a row before you can grab the 5 levelups from that dude?

I had this happen outside of Greatwood's room. Me and another red sat there for a good 10 minutes before crystalling out. It's not even that far from a bonfire for fuck's sake

Today's regulars are just the same shitposters masquerading as someone else, or just the same names

Why add more if no one new is going to come? Not that anyone should, these things are bad you know.

Namco's last major announcement was t-shirts, and the setup for it was the same as this one.

No.

I'm a regular and none of my characters are on that list
You're not even good at this shitposting business
Props for posting second best Jojo imo

Each sigil adds 1 hollowing per death, up to 8 hollowing per death for 8 sigils.

First level is free, gives your first sigil (1 hollowing per death)

Next level is at 2 hollowing (two deaths), now 2 hollowing per death

Next is at 6 hollowing (two deaths), now 3 hollowing per death

Then 12 hollowing (two deaths), 4 hollowing per death

Final is 15 hollowing (one death), five hollowing per death. At 15 or more hollowing, you look like crispy bacon.

No, your lower SL range is 18, 10% of your level.
At 20 you can easily invade any stage of Undead Settlement though, which is more fun anyway. Stomping on completely new players who have no items or any weapon upgrades just isn't fun.

we all know who best Jojo thotho

Is that supposed to be part 1 or part 3?

Consider it a blessing then, you're not annoying enough.

You're not cancer, yet

How many prism stones can I put down in somebodies world before the start disappearing?

seems like part 3 to me
>tfw you will never have cryomancy to properly cosplay part 1 DIO

I once put 99 of them.

I'm looking for a good/fun dex weapon outside of katana and rapiers.

Tried curved greatswords, way too slow and got interrupted a lot.

Tried curved sword, seems i got good damage, also got parried a lot, they could do fine for a secondary wepon tough.

Haven't tested Scythes, but looking at videos they seem awfull.

Any ideas?

Pretty sure I'd commit Satsuma at this stage if Namco announced just Dark Souls t-shirts instead of the DLC.

They start replacing each other at some point though

66 STR BAYBEE

r8?

Dex weapons? Well, the whips are fun, but they do shit damage.

...

Why didn't he roll out?

They did? I never noticed. I'll check next time I invade someone.

Show full face sluts

I already used the flame one on my pyro build. They were something different to what I am used to and enjoyed them for a while.

Not them

That's asking for too much. You know how bad the char creator is

Show me ONE (1) perfect dark souls 3 waifu and then you can ask

That's because you're trying to look for dex weapons by type. Look for weapons that have dex scaling in what is normally a str or Q weapon type and you might find something.

You also forgot about spears, I think.

never go full face

>Ornstein fights and defeats the nameless king, king of dragons
>Takes off his armor and rules as new Nameless King and tells the remaining drakes and stuff to stop attacking and just remain here, basically makes peace to end the war, sacrificing his status and godhood

You can try double curved swords, they're pretty fun. Otherwise, spears, yeah, but they're strength and dex.

Maybe great lances and halberds, but they're hard to use in PvP.

What is the most foolproof way to cut Priscilla's tail without potentially fucking the game up? I'm on NG+ and am hoping that using Power Within, Red Tearstone Ring, and Sunlight Blade on my Great Scythe +15 with 40 dex and 50 faith will get me the tail in one shot without killing her, but I don't know. I'd hate to lose this character.

Soon

>sees opponent with WA buffed HA weapon
>advances into range and tries to hit them with a straightsword

y he do that tho?
I mean you'd already recovered from your attack, you were just standing there waiting for him, the trap wasn't even baited, you just left it open and he climbed in on his own.

generally you want low damage weapons because they can die before it cuts

Tried spears, boring as fuck.

But I might look at other dex weapons that are hidden in other types, thanks.

>not annoying enough.
>tfw use metashit in FCs and not on list
What do you consider annoying?

PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT SOME SHITTY PHOTOSHOP

husbando instead

Obsidian GS 2HR2...it works on NG, idk about NG+, maybe you'll have to buff it

It's real. It's an announcement for an upcoming announcement, and the Namco reps are being vague as shit about it.

you're too cute to be annoying

Who in their right mind would buy shit merchandise?

>dragonslayer swordspear
>try out its weapon art for the first time
>buffing weapon
>oh cool it adds more lightni-
>a lightning strike falls and hits the firekeeper, causing her to drop her eyeballs
OH FUCK

If your name is ever posted in this thread, you deserve to be dead. Brownie points for meta.

>watching scottjund video
>oh it's me!
>he destroys me
time to cry

>inb4 more ebin meme t-shirts

at the announced announcement they will announce an upcoming announcement about another announcement announcing something new.

she doesn't look half as good in-game, and even in the preview she's a little bit less pretty than I'd want her to be
shit sucks

One rep already confirmed it isn't t-shirts, at least.

SLIDERS

>dorkmoon shows up 2minutes after the red has died
thanks m8

latency maybe?

she becomes visable due to poise damage
2hand a weak large weapon to get her to reappear

not mine, but way too good to not share
found her on leddit

Anyone can spare a ring of obscuring?
And maybe 99 Embers.

I'm half-joking about the Embers, but I could use the ring for PvP dickery.
>throw undead hunter charm while they're taking hits

It's not entirely latency it just sometimes combos and most of the time doesn't
One handed it will always.
It's still the best GA due to how long it is

Looks like a victim of the FAS.
There are no good Souls waifus, the CC is horrible. It is brilliant for ironic characters though

That's just the Japaneses copy pasta slider with different hair