/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

I am going to spank Triss Merigold. She's been a bad girl.

No! She's pure and don't deserve any harm.

I won't harm her too much, only make her ass match her hair color.

Now that's hot.

HOLY SHIT THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED

>mfw i have the same beard, the same nose and the same ears

KoP...?

Triss always is...

>find shelter in a hovel because of a strorm
>six piglets are laying there relaxing
>think to myself cute piglets
>see a torch on the other side and I cant reach it because of the piglets
>I always light torches because the mods I'm playing with make the nights too dark
>use igni to light the torch
>six piglets who were in the way die

OH MY GOD. I never wanted this. I thought it would just ignore the piglets like it does the NPCs. Still looted the pork tho

They didn't deserve that, you're not gonna eat the pork right? ;_;

It's haram, user.

I miss geralts hansa

Post best girl

...

But that's wrong you fucking faggot.

No, it's not, you said post best girl. Triss is the best girl.

Me too ;_;

This is not Cerys

Cerys is boring and ugly.

Is anyone having a problem of just not being able to move on from Witcher? It was disappointing they are not going for an Enhanced Edition and that the GOTY edition won't bring anything new, I finished my fourth playthrough of Witcher 3 two weeks ago and I still want to play more playthroughs.

I do, already did six playthroughts, started thinking about seventh.

Fuck Jaskier. He left the gang to stay in Touissant.
The rest... Really sad. Specially Milva. She was there from the beginning, she fought her own battle in that bridge, she cheered up a bit with Angouleme and then the assault to the castle...

N-Nooooo!

Goddamnit, 500 hours in, still can't move on, even with the plotholes in the last act there is still nothing quite like the series, damn it, hopefully the new deus ex will somehow relieve me of the addiction for a week

Sort of. I've moved on to other games but I still visit /wtc/ and the subreddit because I can't let go of this series. I want to reread the books and replay the games one last time before fully moving on but I'm also a little bit apprehensive. I know it's good to quit while you're ahead and not run the series into the ground but it still sucks that Geralt's story is finally over.

The opposite is true, I've moved on even before finishing addons and it's unlikely for me to ever come back. Come to me, it's better on this side.

Nah, I'm preparing to go with a bang.

I'm in chapter IV, tell me /wtc/ is this the moment to sell most of the useless stuff? Or will I find merchants and access to the storage in the V chapter?

And damn, I'm starting to care about Alvin. Even if he is just a discount Ciri

What gameplay mods are you guys using for 3?
Softlock remover is pretty essential for me.

Yen wasn't going to let Keira get tortured and killed was she?!

I'd sell your useless stuff now, there's no need to hang onto it.

I guess she was, judging by what we know anyway.

gwent plus

Why not?
Every member of the lodge deserves to die,
V
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Y
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wow yen was going to be a big bully

keira is a cutie pie that never hurt anyone

>scoia'tael on suicide watch

...

Triss again made me proud when she refused to let her friend rot on that square. Her desire to give Keira a proper funeral made me appreciate her kind heart even more.

Phil is great

Indeed

If she is so powerful, why hasn't she grow a new pair of eyes?
She broke a few jaws during Thanedd.
Wow, this happens in the game?
I never let her die so...
I think there are a lot of things I'll never experience in this game.
Like Triss' romance.

If I were Ciri, I would bear his children nagl

>gwent plus
So what's it do?

hands down, the most heartbreaking moment in the games

>So what's it do?
Everyone's a hero, apparently

>If she is so powerful, why hasn't she grow a new pair of eyes?
She's actually in the process of doing just that. You can learn about her experiments on the matter at her hideout.

I wouldn't even have to be Ciri tbqh, though it wouldn't hurt.

Why Yen's face is so butchered?

>Wow, this happens in the game?
Yup, it happens if you let Keira go to Radovid.

>Like Triss' romance.
I get you, romance choice is the one thing I can't ever change. As much as I like Yen, I just love Triss too much not to romance her.

nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1634/?

Midgets are prett ugly, in general.

I want to fuck philippa so hard, DAMN

Best waifus.

The hideout she just abandoned?
Or you mean her cage? The one where her old lover probably kept her after locking her in the mice-eater form?

same but i'm a woman

Saddest part of the books with Essie's death. ;-;
Wish Regis would have stayed w/Geralt.
Well, it was Geralt who asked for him to do it to be fair.

who is the guy in the middle and on the right? cahir was meant to be a big guy with black hair and blue eyes. all i see is some twink.

piggy faced triss is uglier

Geralt, Regis, Jaskier, Cahir, Milva.
Angouleme is missing though.

Nah, both Triss and Yen are ugly, only Philippa looks cute in that image.

Are you a woman or a man with huge political influence?

Angouleme wasn't in that scene.
That's when they make some fish soup or something, right?
Using Cahir's chainmail as a strainer.

who zoltan x yen here??

>Yen's face

Why ? Just why.

Ciri admiring her mama, Triss.

I mean, she looks pissed off...

I dunno guys, don't think I can betray triss

DEFINITIVE HANSA TIER LIST

>god-tier
Milva

>contrarian-tier
Angouleme

>normie-tier
Regis

>pleb-tier
Dandelion

>underrated-tier
Cahir

My Geralt never cheats on Triss, he politely thanked Keira, told her there is someone else and enjoyed a nice friendly dinner.

>both bi

Ciri and Triss should've hooked up tbqh desu

Holy shit, Hearts of Stone is really a 9/10, if not 10/10 DLC, don't think i've seen one better in gaming.
But then you guys say Blood and Wine is even better, no fucking idea what i'll see there...

Surprisingly, I agree.
Congratulations, user.

Eh, not really, what games do you play now?

I don't see it, Ciri is too young for Triss, her female lover must be someone who can dominate her, like Philippa.

But Angouleme belongs in god tier.

So when can I start playing the DLC if i'm in the middle of the game ?

wait, Dandy was a blonde?

It's not, in terms of story that is, but for sidequests? Blood and Wine is damn good.

After rescuing Dandelion.

after you beat the main quest

Who would've won, /wtc/?

they sacrificed their lifes to save their friends daughter, although they didnt even know her, a selfless act of kindness, loyalty and friendship in an ocean of death, betrayal, lies, war and slaughtering...

dont even remind me about essi, the feels man...

Team Triss :3

Yennefer would eat Triss for breakfast if it came down to it

yen obv
more powerful than a nigga lip

>Yennefer would eat Triss
Tell me more...

WE

> Philippa creates a ''No boys allowed'' club
> Half of the members fall for the same dick

Is like real life!

>You will never be surrounded by a lot of sexy sorceress who literally crave for your dick

Why even live ?

>Triss teaming up with Rad the Sad Lad

pottery

So you can pay hookers to dress up as sorceresses and pretend they crave your dick.

>You'll never live in a mansion with them like a harem anime

>You don't get an autosave for Detlaff's third form.

Fuck you, CDPR. I wanted to finish Toussaint in the 2 hours I had before work. Instead I repeated the final boss 6 fucking times, have to sit through the 2nd phase every time to get to the 3rd phase and have a chance to learn what the fuck I'm supposed to do.

What a shitty design, honestly. I figured out phase 2, let me repeat phase 3 over and over, why do I have to spend 20 minutes on phase 2 every fucking time? This isn't good design. Fuck whoever was in charge for this.

Now I have to wait 10 hours before I get a chance to try again.