/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

R E C I E V I N G edition

leash: >SERVERS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT TO TO PLAY CASUAL/COMP
pastebin.com/BuG8yM2j

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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steamcommunity.com/id/lolmikes
steamcommunity.com/id/ChasingTF2
teamfortress.tv/forum/1/tf2-general-discussion
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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2nd for mlp

Post 'em

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ALRIGHT SO IVE HAD THIS IDEA IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD AND I FINALLY DECIDED TO TELL IT TO SOMEONE
alright
so
imaging mvm
with mech suits
like you're going on the offense towards grey mann's base, but there's big ass robots there
so engie built some dank ass robo-suits for this
sure scout, sniper, and spy's mech suits would probably just be exo-suits, but a big fucking robo-suit kinda ruins the stealth of the spy.
the suits basically amp their guns and shit up to 11 and give them new shit as well
like give scout a jetpack and pyro a "popsicle"(chainsaw)
I just think that it'd be really fun to kill shitloads of bots in a big mech suit and fight titan-sized robots
or maybe it's just me
>tfw valve will never add anything like this unless they hand off the development to the community or a 3rd party
>tfw tf2 started going to shit ever since the end of the line
>tfw the game will die because valve doesn't care about it anymore and just adds random skins and taunts from the workshop every few months
>tfw you wasted thousands of hours and shekels only to see your fave game die to shit devs

this is a videogame about people in the american midwest fighting over gravel in the 50s

I like it
put it in the game

retard

>>tfw you wasted thousands of hours and shekels only to see your fave game die to shit devs
your idea is worse than almost anything valve has done

And?

who /critacola/ here?

I'm more of a Pepsi guy when it comes to Soda

i love to do coke

with teleporters, robots, and wizards
it's set in the 50s but it's really just for the aesthetic of it, not the tech available at the time.
I thought that it'd at least be something new to tf2. just a thought that I had. really doubt that it'd ever be added into the game
>idea is worse than anything valve has done
it's not a great idea, but it's better than giving the shortstop a shove or buffing the phlog. it at least adds some new content that isn't cosmetics, taunts, or maps, because that's all we've been getting for the past few updates.
when it comes down to it, I just want a new experience for tf2. and the way that the development's going right now, I don't see that coming under valve's command.
sorry for the 2 long ass posts, I just want at least 1 new weapon that's now a skin

I like to drink beer, root beer to be specific.

Well since we're not talking about Soda anymore

Arizona Iced Tea is where it's at. Specifically the Arnold Palmer variant

oh you're honestly retarded

you quoted what i said incorrectly just for some minor nitpicks LMFAO

>your idea is worse than almost anything valve has done

l2read

shit sorry
>I just want at least 1 new weapon that's *not a skin

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steamcommunity.com/id/lolmikes

add me family

>L A R E N E
Found my name

how long have people complained about this general being dead?
how long have people complained about this game being dead?
how long have both the game and the general been alive for?

now that weve gotten that out of the way, fuck off

i love water
it makes me feel clean inside especially after drinking soda

An awful idea from a frogposter, colour me surprised

There are deader generals on this board, in comparison this one actually moves pretty fast at times

post the following

>main class
>favorite Tears for Fears song

>pyro
>Mad world

Medic/Pyro
Everybody Wants To Rule The World, Head Over Heels, or Memories Fade

>Demoman
>Start of the Breakdown

reminder that the last non-reskin melee was released 4 years ago in the triad pack

what's tears for fears

I've been browsing some other generals lately and i have to say sorry to Viva, you aren't nearly the worst tripfag on this board. Maybe on /tf2g/ you are but not on this board

its when you cry and youre also afraid
i think

i don't get it

half is the worst tripfag on /tf2g/

There's always a bigger fish

Nah, I'm the best trip in tf2g by a longshot. Man, it feels good to be a normie

It's all good. I forgive you, my son

>control and then fuck viva
ew wtf

dotsy isn't cute

It's because I must have posted over 50 times

left only shows up every now and again though wheras viva is always shitting up the thread with his blogposts and latent homosexuality

steamcommunity.com/id/ChasingTF2
who is this

viva isn't as obnoxious and he doesn't blogpost
half is here more often now and he's annoying as FUCK, he does blogpost all the time and tries to be funny really hard
i can stand viva and even like some of his posts
i don't have any trips filtered other than half because i cannot stand his dumb posts

I haven't blogposted yet. Although, if you really want me to: So I had 5km eggs hatch at the same time today. Got some pretty nice gets out of it. Evolution multipliers for Ponyta and Rhyhorn are a bitch, though. 1200 for a 870 and 663? Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. I got jewed

I'm not a homosexual, though. Not that there's anything wrong with that

How about that Team Fortress 2, though? Anyone wanna do some Two Cities?

Gotta ask because I'm really curious. I'm sure you've all seen the question before too.

Is TF2 balanced?

Just about

yes

no

>had everything set to the lowest
>download custom config
>boot up tf2
>config fucked up and all settings are set to the highest
>frames are pretty much the same

explain this sorcery

maybe

i dont know

Can you repeat the question?

thanks for existing /tf2g/

Is there ever any cries of nerfing or buffing?

Well that's from shitters who get killed by the same weapon they think is broken one too many times. Everything out there seems just right

teamfortress.tv/forum/1/tf2-general-discussion

you'll find actual responses there

also don't pay attention to viva

yes the game is fucking broken
don't waste time with it because it's nearly dead
go play overwatch or csgo or reflex or something good
not even kidding

don't listen to btw he plays the easiest classes in a fake gamemode

What's fake about Payload?

goldrush is fake
mvm is fake
ur fake

>OW
>balanced
All people do is cry for nerfs for buffs. Anything that gets kills is OP. I don't think Blizzard knows how to balance.

>yes the game is fucking broken
>go play overwatch
HAHAHA

They're real, and they're spectacular

i didn't say it was balanced retards i said it's was better and not dead
i've always loved this game but you can't deny the truth
fucking valvedrones holy shit

>i said it's was better
L
O
L

>Unironically calling people Valvedrones
Back to you go.

>it's was better
damnit this is what happens when i get upset

are you laughing at the typo or at the statement
either way you're dumb

i got bored of overwatch after one (1) hour
game is basic as fuck, they copied most things from tf2 and made them easier
also they managed to make it even more unbalanced than tf2 lmfao

so why did valve retire the first batch of hats 3 years ago

like most things they do, it was an experiment

we were just talking about how overwatch is worse than tf2 (wow!) on the prev thread

yes about that
someone said that buffing hanzo was wrong
but everyone here said all the time that hanzo was useless because widow was better
??????

>>>/owg/

overwatch has too many classes
they could learn a thing or two (or three or...) from dota2 and tf2 haha

i don't want to go there
it's too fast and not-comfy

yeah that adding 2 to the game's name guarantees people will play it ha ha

and it worked didn't it

damn ive been gone from tf2 forever
when did all these items starting becoming multi/all class? and when did robo crate cosmetics start getting price raises too? they used to all be craft hat tier even after the crates became rare drops

fuck yes

Oh. I had really wanted it, though.

female merc porn

nice
gratz