Ruin your job interview with a single sentence

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

ruin your job interview with a single sentence

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farquit
farquit

How about a triple Sieg Heil to celebrate my new position in the company? :D

Inmate
Inmate

"so when do I start?"

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Do any nig- I mean black people work here?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

let me ask you question.. are you a jew?

Evilember
Evilember

I hope I wasn't too late.

WebTool
WebTool

I just wanted this job because it's near where I live

RumChicken
RumChicken

Need more things not to say or do.

TechHater
TechHater

attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death Certificate
and his death Certificate

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I post on Veeky Forums, I can get this company making a $250b turnaround in no time.

idontknow
idontknow

I eat bananas in one bite.
Do you also kiss the top of the hotdog before eating it.
So what's up with your sister?
How much sexual harassment is considered too much at this company?
Yeah, you can email me that information at [email protected]

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I am a straight white male

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Yep, this is the biggest crime you can commit in 2016.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

youtu.be/2q6rndPvFcI?t=5s

TechHater
TechHater

To the twitter universe, maybe. To an actual company that wants the best of the best though? If the straight white male is the best of the best? He'll be hired

eGremlin
eGremlin

Nigger

whereismyname
whereismyname

Im expecting a baby in the next few months (female)

I cant give you head for this job (male)

Lunatick
Lunatick

I love you

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I want this job for the money.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I browse /biz

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

actually believing this

lmao high schooler detected

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

"Donald Trump will Make America Great Again"

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Fucking kek

Beat me to it

It's weird how this would ruin your chances at getting a job.

Everyone already knows it's why you're there, even the person interviewing you is doing it for the money but will reject you if you mention your applying for a job to get money.

Always thought that was weird

cum2soon
cum2soon

He thinks we live in a meritocracy in 2016

StonedTime
StonedTime

I trade with cryptocurrencies

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

walk in and exclaim "I'm gay!!!!"

TechHater
TechHater

It's actually a trilby

FastChef
FastChef

i have a conviction

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

SQUAT WELL SLAVO

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Sup dude

King_Martha
King_Martha

Step into the room
Say: Sieg Heil
Interview over

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

there is nothing wrong with ephebophilia

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Squat well, Slavo

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I don't like Hillary Clinton.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Squat well, Slavo

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

can i get paid in bitcoins?

Inmate
Inmate

confusing their, there, and they're

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Go fuck yourself.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Trump 2016 Fuck Diversity MAGA

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Also,

ask if you can go take a shit halfway through the interview

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