/utg/ - Undertale General

Conspiracy theory:
All anonfags are girls

i wish you would act like an adult
you're ok otherwise

Hate you?
Lady.
I don't even KNOW you.
Why the fuck would I hate you?

Fuck you Frick

I just hide your posts

I wish I wasn't alone

Of course I don't hate you

i want to sex you

i dont think any of you are cute

if mspg is my son does that mean im allowed to abort in the 60th trimester

Nope. You have to live with him and make gote porn.

So cute!

Just because you use smilies doesn't mean you can't pay rent, silly ;)

My favourite colour is mossgreen

Good

:)

A-user, that's innapropriate!

Goodnight!

One day my feet are gonna be as cute as chara's!

>crybleat is frick's dad and mspg's grand-dad

that explains the degradation of art per generation

goodnight hot stuff :^)

But MSPG >Cry > a retarded monkey > Frick

(You)

>mspg > cry

you're the retarded monkey arent you

No no no, you've got it wrong! It's

Cry>A retarded monkey>>>MSPG>>>>>A retarded monkey with polio>>>>>>>>Frick.

It's the truth though
Cry can't draw noses to save his life

mspg and frick can't draw anything to save their lives

No, I don't hate anyone

MSPG can't draw to save his life

cry posts and draws child bad touch and whines in thread like menstruating girl

cancer

>can't draw noses
>instantly makes him worse than mspg who cant draw women or skeletons to save his life
I like the guy but come on now.

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Yeah but they aren't pedos
He's also a pedophile which makes him worse by default

frick posts and draws human turn goat bad touch and whines in thread like menstruating girl

Getting stronger for this goat! Loving this goat!

STILL AN IMPORTANT POLL
strawpoll.me/11015664

I'm scared of having muscles but I do love that goat

YES
YES

I love these skells

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>tfw still no /sp/ideranon

I wish I was a cute femboy. Is it possible to be a cute femboy when you're fat?

>there will never be an accurate version of this

>they aren't pedos

how do you know???

Of course not, "annoying" is subjective plus it depends on who's online at the time.

loli monster kid lewds when?

it'd be really hard to actually pull off

It's accurate to what most people think. What do you disagree with, user?

How would I do it?

you a cute

me too man, just look at how happy they are

I’m Frick Harrison and this is my blog. I post here with Crybleat and my son, MSPG, and in 11 months I’ve learned one thing. You never know when I'm gonna get my own art style.

What defines a good AU?
depends on how fat you are
a little bit a chub isn't too much of a problem

God, I love my cat

I love her too! I want her to bake a bunch of pastries and let me try them!

they are the best

good aus dont forget other characters existing besides skeletons, and are not made solely for porn. other than that it's up to personal taste.

Subjective yes, but opinions can still be determined.
Don't disagree or agree but I just know it's bullshit cuz they always are.

Is this place still a thing? I've been gone for so long that I half expected two threads at once. Guess I've missed a lot.

>MSPG>Cry
I can't be flattered by an opinion so stupid

What if I'm 280 pounds

do you actually fuck your cat?
what's it like and how do you not get eaten alive and torn apart by your cat?

im sorry

WHAT IF ALL THE MONSTERS IN UNDERTALE WERE HUMANS

AND WHAT IF ALL THE HUMANS WERE GOATS?

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do not respond retard

dont repost my shitposts you dangus

We've chilled out a bit.

I love my cat too.

>No skelefucking
>Minimal fucking but preferably no fucking at all.
>Creativity
>Plot and designs don't stray too far from the original

im gonna copy your shitposts like frick copies art styles

how tall?
it'd be full of awful designs and furry bait

No, I'm not. Stop this.
Hey, me too! I bet they taste amazing! I want to help her with the baking, too.
I then want to hug her tight and spend quality time with her.

I would still be here.

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youre reckless and honestly, a liability. hand in your badge and gun son, youre off the force

5'6

so then how many AUs would you say are good?
I only know like, 3-4 good ones, there'd be more of them that I would like if it weren't for stupid designs

you can't do this

i will bring frick into this precinct and i will see him thrown behind bars

I just give him the succ
My cat doesn't fuck my shit up because he just doesn't mind getting the succ, I guess
Can't imagine why
But my cat, though
My cat
He is just the perfect cat

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I will never stop
you cannot make me

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yeah he is

What does utg think of this?
youtu.be/VNH9S7QZaxU

you have no evidence! if i see you out there working this case, its gonna be you who's behind bars

FUCK OFF WITH THIS DAMN STUPID FUCKING WOJAK MEME YOU CUNT! EVERY GOD DAMN DAY WHEN I POST HERE IS SEE YOU, YOUR IDIOTIC POSTS, THE HALFWAY ABORTED COLONOSCOPY OF AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR. EVERY SINGLE THREAD. EVERY SINGLE WEEK. EVERY SINGLE DAY. EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN FUCKING DAY WITH THIS GOD DAMN MEME GARBAGE.
IM GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU NEED TO GO DO RIGHT NOW. YOU FUCKING LISTENING SHORTSTACK? BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO WHAT I'D LIKE TO CALL "PROTOCOL: FUCK YOUR ASS", OKAY LISTEN BITCHBOY AND LISTEN THE FUCK GOOD BECAUSE IM ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE, COCKGOBBLER. YOU GOTTA GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, WIPE THE CUM CRUST OFF OF YOUR SHORTS, SHAVE UP, BUCKO, ITS REALITY TIME. GO TO YOUR LOCAL TOYS R' FUCKIN US OH WAIT YOU PROBABLY ARENT ALLOWED AFTER FIST FUCKING ALL OF THE ANIMAL DOLLS WITH YOUR LIMP DICK. NEVERMIND THAT SHIT MEME QUEEN, GO OVER TO A WAL-MART NEAR YOU, HOPEFULLY ONE YOU'RE NOT BLACKLISTED ON BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO MEET THEIR DISGUSTINGLY LOW STANDARDS, I MEAN IM PRAYING FOR YOU BUT IT AINT GONNA HELP. GO TO THE AISLE WHERE THEY HAVE THE FUCKING SILVERWARE, GRAB A SPOON, PLANT THAT SHIT ON A CRACK OUTSIDE ON THE SIDEWALK LIKE YOU WERE SUCTION CUPPING THAT "FUCK ME BUM UP ANNIHILATOR 30K' THAT YOU USE TO TICKLE YOUR USED AND ABUSED SORRY SHIT EXCUSE FOR A PROSTATE, AND JUST GOD DAMN FALL RIGHT ON TOP OF IT, DICK FIRST, I CALL IT THE SEINFELD SPECIAL BECAUSE AFTER YOU'RE DONE YOU'RE GOING TO BE WISHING FOR THE WAR ON TERROR TO KILL COMEDY, BECAUSE EVERY FUCKING BODY TO EVER LIVE IS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR FRESH JEW-CURVE YOU FUCKING PISSANT
I WANT TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE. I WANT TO DESTROY YOU. I WANT TO BREAK YOUR FURNITURE AND YOUR PERSONAL POSSESSIONS, I WANT TO SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING DOG. I WILL SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING DOG, ASSHOLE. AND WHEN YOUR DOG LOOKS AT ME AND ASKS "bark" IM GOING TO ASSFUCK IT.
I WILL BURN YOU. I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU. I WILL END YOU. I WILL FUCK YOUR DOG.

Shut up Frick

>he
user, floweyfags are girls

m8 you gotta lose like half of your weight if you wanna be a cute fem boy
aren't cat schlongs tiny

nice

stop this retarded meme

but i'm a boy and i'm a floweyfag

152105027
How about if I stop giving you (You)s. Surely this will discourage you.

no

Yes
My cat's in particular is 3.5cm long
It's good

do you think sans is happy on the surface
I hope he's happy he dsesvers to be happy

youre still giving it attention