/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

Git High

Aww I missed it

good, get lost nerd.

MIXWELL IS CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good, get lost nerd.

i have a phone

which gun do i put a ESL ONE and daps sticker on for supreme memes? Not ak

¥

shove it up your ass manlet

where do I locate my ass manlet?

a strong mind and bicep

hit the gym if you werent so fat itd be easy to find

I don't want to hit a gym, that would be vandalism.

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doubt youd be strong enough to lift your fat arms anyways nerd

mmmm I just want a thick, veiny csgog cock to use and abuse me~~~~

i hope valve releases more anime stickers in the next update

Not a gun

vep them nigal yes it will take them away ;P

wow rude

goto reddo then

So rude.

wow fat

why is lounge still adding games when no one can bet

umm?!

/s4s overflow board/

uhhhhhhhhhhhh why don't you SUQQ this?

*whips out dick*?

>WEEB FAGGOT
>HACKING ANIME NERD
>GO GET LAID VIRGIN FAGGOT

ohhh xDDD

>be anime
>watch good
>get bad

hahaha xB

*cums in ur mouth*!

Am Gfinity admin.
AMA

fake and gay

I couldn't afford a fade

Can you just ban a team so they post on reddit about it? Always funny when they complain about admins

40 posts and none of them not a shitpost.

Fuck this general.

What do you want to talk about?

nice contribution you whiny faggot

this is where you go to get your lol on?
yes?

No because then they spam me on steam. Also that's kind of messed up user. the reddit threads are filled with bandwagons. If a guy from our tourney goes in there and posts
"OMG GFINITY MEAN TO ME HELP"
there is a near certainty of people replying with.
" i am absolutely appaled how could they will never play there again." even though they don't actually have any proof and it's usually made up or miscommunication.

why is that user?

i am maker of csgo
ama

sissy bois

fades are disgusting tbqh
and also
>paying insane amounts of money for non-stattrak weapons
what is the point rofl

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why

Imagine being DazeD in that FPL game and having to be all like "damn, Adren you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight corners and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally make a team with you, both stream me and the real me". when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his parent's bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Sam Marine and not only sit in that chair while Morber flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, match after match, hour after hour, while your dog bleeds to death. Not only having to tolerate Steel's jewish fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on stream tells him he's GOOD FOR AN IGL and DAMN, A NA CS PLAYER CALLS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and listen to his jewish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of streamers and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his forehead as he struggles to keep up with the current match, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "professional and intuitive (for that is what he calls himself)" play-style, the set ups he worked so hard for with coaches in the previous months. And then the queue pops for another match, and you know you could kill every single person in this pug room before the FPL council could ban you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sam "DazeD" Marine. You're not going to lose your future coaching career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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This is what i can think of.

youtube.com/watch?v=fGrmUQAh-WQ

uh, explain this?

tricked rofl

>steels suicide will happen in your lifetime

tbqh i don't want to see that happen :(

volvo pls unban ibp

Thats why its funny

You know that scene from madmen where don draper and the guy in the elevator are like i dont think of you and i pity you, i pity dazed, i dont think of steel

Our registration numbers went up after the last thread. The problem is the white knights who take everything at face value. I don't want to deal with that user :( . Also it's fucked up ethically.

posting from the toilet ama

inside or outside?

sitting on

152120713
(You)

>he pays extra for a counter
lmaoing @ your life right now

ty

>being poor

Are competitive matches on Vertigo, Assault or Militia still a thing or it's a nothing but a myth ?

you can find one if you sit in queue for 3 hours

you'll just find derankers though

ded

who wants to hand out cooldowns?

also what happened to the derankers group?

Holy shit. When people said that the SG553 was "pretty good" I was like "meh, probably a waste of money" Until I saw how fucking insane this shit is. The AK-47 sprays like absolute shit now and I don't think I can ever go back. It's like playing a whole new game. If you're considering getting an SG553, do it right now, you will not be upset.

post vids you dm to
youtube.com/watch?v=mZcm7OfC8ts

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should i tweet him that he isnt related to csgo?

youtube.com/watch?v=k4Xx0k_TVY0

a thousand dollars...

>tfw overwatch killed this game and general

DED GAME

DED THRED

*asks you firmly, yet politely, to leave*

if we had a mercy she could revive csgo

wait, that sheman has a penis?

tfw bf left me

new reviewbrah!
youtube.com/watch?v=-9k1l2duP_g

>3 games in a row, 35+ kills with a minimum of 6 stars a game, 1 with 9, all wins, all with less than 6 wins on enemy side
>don't rank up

p l a y m o r e m a t c h e s

this is a fundamental part of how ranking systems work. You need to prove you're better then your rank for many matches, not just a lucky streak.

thanks!

i'm coming up on my 1000th hour of CS, in general
what should i know by then? i'm in gold nova 4

I thought jews are unable to suicide and they only way they can die is to get killed by human or wait 200 years for natural death

anyway, here are some facts:
1. without csgo pro players valve would not exist, so they should always listen to them and not change anything if pros don't want it
2. ibp guys should be unbanned, because EVERYONE thought it was only for year, so they can't make it a permaban
3. new gun sounds are literally nazism and no one will ever accustom to them
4. we need csgo 1.6 beta client with reddit-made changes

silver is actually hell

>i'm in nova
>1000h

whatever you've been doing is wrong.

I don't know how someone with these hours still suck at aiming

>1. without csgo pro players valve would not exist

you should know what to do to get out of gn4 in next 24 hours
or link your match here, I'll tell you what you don't know

that whole post is cancer, don't even reply, I feel sickly replying this this because you replied

forgive me user, that was just too powerful of a bait.