Gambling Secret

Except when you have to invest an infinite amount of money to regain the $1 you lost.

I like the advanced martingale system where after every loss I bet 1000x the last bet. Really speeds up the winning.

>bet $1 lose
>bet $1,000 lose
>bet $1,000,000 lose
>bet $1,000,000,000 win

now all the sudden I've made close to a billion dollars.

I don't play high roller tables.

Alright, I'm feeling kind today. I know OP's secret, I'll let you all in on it for free: Sometimes the only winning move is to not play at all.

Good way to lose all of your money.

PRAISE KEKU

Brilliant strategy. There's basically now way you can lose. And, if you just happen to be unlucky and lose a billion on that last bet, just get a marker for 10 billion, and then when you win that one (which you will for sure), now you have 10 billion.

Baller, baller, shot-caller.

Online roulette. $1 min. Dou me tor bet everytime you miss. Guaranteed profit. If you have enough cash.

Double your bet*

That's a betting strategy called Martingale, it works on short term, might work on longer term if you have a little luck.
But you can't use it in big casinos, try something smaller and anonym like bitcoin games.

Here's a good site for bitcoins: primedice.com/?c=adb4dz
Basically you can set that strategy on automated betting here and see how it works for you.
And this site will also give you 200 satoshi for free in every 3 minutes, so you can try this method risk free.

Yea, i don't get why more people do this. It's a completely risk-free way do get money.

:^)

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Be a moderately wealthy individual taking business associates to Vegas. Company allows $50,000 for business expenses. Take $10,000 and blow it on black....win money or lose and get compd $300,000 worth of amenities.

Bomb ass business trip either way, this is how you beat casinos fucktards

Theoretically possible but not possible for the lone player because of betting limits. Well not entirely but that's not what im talking about i'm talking small capital.
Not play "at all" is indeed sometimes the only winning move although not with my secret, what you said is not OP's secret. and i will deliver, look, im here again.
Martingale is flawless in theory but is hard or impossible to execute for a normal neet. Casinos armored themselves against it, but it is still possible.

Try again if you wish

yes, praise, sad to see you miss out but maybe you already got your luck from him via BTC or a meme cryptocurency

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And a shameless re roll. Send me the system anyways, I spent the day in the casino, I need the secret knowledge.

Alright I want easy money I'll bite

Re rolling

Third times the charm

Just got trips in a different biz thread. What a waste.

You gave a gambler the opportunity to roll an infinite ammount of times with no money per spin. You know how addicting it is?

It is easy money :) very easy money.. and tax free

Haha, yeah there just seems to be magic in the dubs so i'll only send it if the magic lets me.

I am the magic

I have a gambling problem

I dont gamble i Invest in $URRE$

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if trip or dubdub you stop being a faggot and just spill it here.

fml i woulda nailed it without the dubdub clause.

reroll.

>I'm not going to post this on here
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I posted system for free.
And everyone was up my ass about it.
No cunt would do it.
Now this guy's getting buyers?
WTF biz gets worse everyday....

Of course, my system can only be used to make a run on all casinos once.
You'll probably get banned though.

tell system

Pffft, I don't know if I have the energy to explain in detail, and I'm not gonna debate it.
This isn't an AMA.
Basically -

>bet on black on roulette
>martingale, as above, from a dollar

The key points are though -
>use signup bonuses as principal, your cash later
>you have leverage from the start
>don't sit at the table and just do this, you'll get monitored or restricted
>when you hit $50 or so, play some slots
>win some, lose some
>spend around 10-20% of pot
>go back to roulette again
>rinse and repeat a few times
>you can usually get away with $300-500
>walk the fuck away
>play a few bucks a month for shits and gigs to keep account live
>come back when it's bonus time again

You can't do this anymore on the bigger sites, their rules will cuck you, and software is shit hot.

There's still a few who can.
I think 888 last time I did it.

I haven't done it in like 5 years, so don't know if changed, but google a similar system, this info is out there but more up to date.

Search 'roulette bonus system' or something.

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I'll bite

it is flawed tables have limits

>infinite amount
Nope

Martingale only raises your odds in the short term. Play long enough and you will lose

The best way to make money with gambling is to own the casino.

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Pls i need money

Any half decent online casino uses the players money first before dipping into the bonus money. You then have to turn the bonus money over a decent amount to withdraw it.
This shit doesn't work