WHAT WILL THEY FIX? WHO WILL THEY NERF? WHO WILL THEY BUFF?
PLACE YOUR BETS
Jordan Rogers
dont die
Jose Cruz
>decrease cooldown of X by 0.1% >increase delay of Y by 0.1%
Eli Watson
>this rotation >no ammo nor heals for two weeks
Andrew King
alright here are some notes for tom--today •Fixed bug where overtime could give incorrect results in Stopwatch Mode •Fixed bug where active C4 could fall through geometry •Fixed bug where inactivity could result in spammed Vote Kick calls; a single vote will now be triggered •Fixed various casual and ranked matchmaking bugs that would cause matchmaking to fail
Luke Garcia
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Chase White
What's more dead? Totalbiscuit or Dirty Bomb?
Jaxson Scott
But we are fixing the bug with stopwatch overtime today!
Noah Jenkins
Friendly reminder to type setclantag /dbg/ in console :3
Juan Powell
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Joshua Peterson
Shut your mouth-pussy and keep me alive, healslut.
Chase Hughes
How about some EGGS OF DEATH instead you little bitch?
Joseph Taylor
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Cooper Baker
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Hunter Roberts
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Bentley Ross
What is this abomination
Michael Brooks
Interested in the nude version I see?
Leo Ortiz
Post it in the Discord. Or imgur.
Nolan Cooper
why does this game have such consistently bad fanart?
Luis Baker
Why does this game have such consistently bad players?
>Fixed bug where shooting deployables or destructible secondary objectives counted as misses for Accuracy in the Profile page.
So this is why my accuracy is so low. Nobody else ever fucking shoots health stations so I have to do it every time.
Levi Ortiz
THAT SHIT BETTER BE RETROACTIVE SPLASH DAMAGE YOU FUCKS
MY ACCURACY BETTER BE HIGHER NOW
Evan Stewart
UI seems to be much less laggier now
Xavier Peterson
>mfw 14 arsenal cases How the fuck is my accuracy going up if shooting the generators counts as misses? I've wasted hundreds of mags shooting at gens and other things, and my accuracy still goes up little by little.
Sebastian Mitchell
Forgot my face.
Chase Gonzalez
From 14 arsenal cases I got: >48h worth of credit boostan' >5 Weapon kits >5 Expert Case A's >Expert Case B >20 cases
Come play ranked, babe. It finally werks and I had the pleasure to take a win from this guy.
Ryder Morales
>Spend it wisely
I was already wise to your fucking incompetence and traded for cobalts before you ruined the entire crafting system. I'm sure crafting week will be so "popular" it becomes a monthly or bi-monthly recurring event when it was totally not planned to be and you're DEFINITELY listening to the community about this and not shifting deckchairs on the titanic hoping people won't notice.
Carson Powell
Kelmi for fuck sakes why did you break the ranked lobby? Scared to fight by my side?
Landon Clark
I'm trying to join ranked, but can't find a match.
Joshua Powell
>Ranked works >spend over 30 mins looking for a match >nothing
>that guy who expects to be healed when hes k-styling everywhere >looks at me and yells for medic >fails to notice all the medkits on the ground
i could understand if i was sparks but nigga they're fucking sawbones kits, they're the size of boomboxes
Jayden Lewis
no
William Morales
Come solo queue in EU, we have nice medics and good players who notice medpacks.
Nathaniel Harris
Is ranked actually fun? Are people decent, or just irritating and tryhard? Usually I hate that kind of shit in games like this, I just want to play normal matches with people who are decent.
Liam Brooks
I just wish I could feel the warmth of a caring human Share my mind with them Have someone waiting for me at home Someone who would miss me when I'm away Who would like the smell of my feet and armpits Would let me watch them pee Would shave my pubes for me Would let me caringly slide a finger or two in their butt And just appreciate me as me
Xavier Martinez
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Oliver Kelly
What is this expression supposed to mean?
Nathan Wood
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Jaxon Gonzalez
I think I'm finally calling it quits on this game
>all I want to do is use the Dreiss >vast majority of players on US servers have over 150 ping >my ping on servers in my region is now ~70 avg >probably not getting any worthwhile fixes or patches for a long time >performance improvements never >new content never
Colton Barnes
Why did I get a 1.5 gb of Dirty Bomb update today ?
Aiden Thomas
>Level 18 guy goes 12/16 >check their profile >943 hours in Dirty Bomb WHAT THE FUCK
James Jackson
Because there was a 1.5gb update, you idiot.
Elijah Bell
How do I get good as Nader?
Noah Rodriguez
Always martyrdom when a friendly medic is on top of you.
William Lewis
Play alot and get used to the nade launcher. For weapons, just git gut the regular way.
Blake Lee
That seems big for a lot of nothing. And it didn't fix my sound stuttering problem. See you next update I guess, I'll get my free crates and not play in the meantime, as usual.
Evan Murphy
Welcome to UE3.
Isaac Jenkins
>people STILL empty servers after one good game
every time i ask myself why i dont play dirty bomb i play the game and remember all the shit i hate about it
Dylan James
>tfw nothing but NTR gets you off these days >tfw no Dirty Bomb NTR images or fapfics
Jackson Foster
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Jason Hughes
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Noah Smith
what this is ho
Jayden Taylor
Some dude had to do this as a part of his job interview process for SD. (He didn't get the job)
Same as this image for a new 'merc'
Brandon Barnes
And this one....
Nathan Diaz
I have 718 hours in steam and only 350 hours in-game because I leave my game open a lot Maybe he just left his game open for like a week by accident
Adrian Wright
Hours are meaningless, it all depends on what you do with your time.
Anthony Moore
He was confused how a level 17 could have 900 hours on steam, and I was speculating on the answer.
Caleb Lopez
tfw raziel doesnt notice you on stream ;-;
Ian Gutierrez
kek
Carter Kelly
What's your overall xp/m, /dbg/?
Oliver Evans
I'm pretty shit at the game...
Grayson Wilson
>dublicate containers on weapon switch finally fixed
only took them like 4 months
Nathaniel Reed
But it's fixed! No need to be mad.
Luis Anderson
Is shoe posting on here now, or is it still Raziel?
Cooper Morris
Neither. I'm just a random anonymous dude with lots of free time.
Luis Turner
Hey 99, I'm sorry, I fucked up with the time.
Julian Parker
I'll belive it when I see it.
Christopher Cook
fuck off Stuhlgewitter
William Wilson
God fucking damnit this guy rolls on cash.
Juan Clark
>level 159
imagine the amount of time he wasted on a game that nobody will remember in 2 years
Camden Powell
Do you play for yourself or for others to remember you?
