/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb General

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>Is it p2w?
No
>How the loadout system works:
stealth-nerf.com/dirty-bomb-the-loadout-system-explained/
>Loadout/weapon/augment charts
forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/12972/the-db-genome-project-everything-there-is-to-know-about-loadouts
>How do I get this game?
store.steampowered.com/app/333930/
>Wiki:
dirtybomb.gamepedia.com
>Join our steam group and play with us:
steamcommunity.com/groups/dbg_fags
>Wanna play competitive?
Ask reddit for cups, ranked matchmaking is dead and you shouldn't play it
>Tweaks and HUD customization
pastebin.com/iHnY6YWe (embed)
>Singleplayer map practice and testing commands
pastebin.com/ePz8VnJd (embed)
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=612915290
>Basics:
youtube.com/watch?v=-LJUmnLDpDw [Open] [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=6lGdwdnyWB0 [Open] [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=5CsMPX6800Y [Open] [Open]
>Aim/reflex training:
aim400kg.com/
>Official Dirty Bomb Discord (see /dbg/ Discord for /dbg/ Discord:
discord.gg/0gP8aNVcec7ggHEl
>Teamspeak:
no one uses it anymore
>/dbg/ Discord:
discord.gg/Kas28WG

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I would basically post straight up porn here to bump if I knew it wouldn't get me banned.

>page 10

Ohayou!

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I can't believe I didn't spot that Aura until I watched this clip.

>Our first Summer Squash update is rolling out Thursday @ 16:00 UTC!
>forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/31964/scheduled-game-update-august-18th-2016/p1

WHAT WILL THEY FIX? WHO WILL THEY NERF? WHO WILL THEY BUFF?

PLACE YOUR BETS

dont die

>decrease cooldown of X by 0.1%
>increase delay of Y by 0.1%

>this rotation
>no ammo nor heals for two weeks

alright here are some notes for tom--today
•Fixed bug where overtime could give incorrect results in Stopwatch Mode
•Fixed bug where active C4 could fall through geometry
•Fixed bug where inactivity could result in spammed Vote Kick calls; a single vote will now be triggered
•Fixed various casual and ranked matchmaking bugs that would cause matchmaking to fail

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What's more dead? Totalbiscuit or Dirty Bomb?

But we are fixing the bug with stopwatch overtime today!

Friendly reminder to type setclantag /dbg/ in console :3

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Shut your mouth-pussy and keep me alive, healslut.

How about some EGGS OF DEATH instead you little bitch?

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What is this abomination

Interested in the nude version I see?

Post it in the Discord. Or imgur.

why does this game have such consistently bad fanart?

Why does this game have such consistently bad players?

Tryhard version

vocaroo.com/i/s0q4LySx5dvN

AnimeGirl99 pls be my gf

Post a picture and ill say if your cute or not :3

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don't mind and pic related is me

the dream man

12 MINUTES

forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/31966/summer-squash-part-i/p1

Patch notes!

>Arsenal Crate Changes

Got 5 saved up, nice.

>Fixed bug where shooting deployables or destructible secondary objectives counted as misses for Accuracy in the Profile page.

So this is why my accuracy is so low. Nobody else ever fucking shoots health stations so I have to do it every time.

THAT SHIT BETTER BE RETROACTIVE SPLASH DAMAGE YOU FUCKS

MY ACCURACY BETTER BE HIGHER NOW

UI seems to be much less laggier now

>mfw 14 arsenal cases
How the fuck is my accuracy going up if shooting the generators counts as misses? I've wasted hundreds of mags shooting at gens and other things, and my accuracy still goes up little by little.

Forgot my face.

From 14 arsenal cases I got:
>48h worth of credit boostan'
>5 Weapon kits
>5 Expert Case A's
>Expert Case B
>20 cases

Case results:
>17 Leads
>1 Irons
>5 Bronzes
>2 Silvers
>1 Golds
>0 Cobalts

forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/31967/crafting-week-coming-soon/p1


Free shit coming your way.

>Ammo crates give more max ammo

>Server is full
>It says it isn't

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our guy just went live

twitch/ibeastgaming2015

Come play ranked, babe. It finally werks and I had the pleasure to take a win from this guy.

>Spend it wisely

I was already wise to your fucking incompetence and traded for cobalts before you ruined the entire crafting system. I'm sure crafting week will be so "popular" it becomes a monthly or bi-monthly recurring event when it was totally not planned to be and you're DEFINITELY listening to the community about this and not shifting deckchairs on the titanic hoping people won't notice.

Kelmi for fuck sakes why did you break the ranked lobby? Scared to fight by my side?

I'm trying to join ranked, but can't find a match.

>Ranked works
>spend over 30 mins looking for a match
>nothing

vocaroo.com/i/s1w2CcDZE6Hf

Get this or nah?

Only if you have a controller

Working doesn't imply million players queuing.

Delete this.

>that guy who expects to be healed when hes k-styling everywhere
>looks at me and yells for medic
>fails to notice all the medkits on the ground

i could understand if i was sparks but nigga they're fucking sawbones kits, they're the size of boomboxes

no

Come solo queue in EU, we have nice medics and good players who notice medpacks.

Is ranked actually fun? Are people decent, or just irritating and tryhard?
Usually I hate that kind of shit in games like this, I just want to play normal matches with people who are decent.

I just wish I could feel the warmth of a caring human
Share my mind with them
Have someone waiting for me at home
Someone who would miss me when I'm away
Who would like the smell of my feet and armpits
Would let me watch them pee
Would shave my pubes for me
Would let me caringly slide a finger or two in their butt
And just appreciate me as me

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What is this expression supposed to mean?

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I think I'm finally calling it quits on this game

>all I want to do is use the Dreiss
>vast majority of players on US servers have over 150 ping
>my ping on servers in my region is now ~70 avg
>probably not getting any worthwhile fixes or patches for a long time
>performance improvements never
>new content never

Why did I get a 1.5 gb of Dirty Bomb update today ?

>Level 18 guy goes 12/16
>check their profile
>943 hours in Dirty Bomb
WHAT THE FUCK

Because there was a 1.5gb update, you idiot.

How do I get good as Nader?

Always martyrdom when a friendly medic is on top of you.

Play alot and get used to the nade launcher.
For weapons, just git gut the regular way.

That seems big for a lot of nothing. And it didn't fix my sound stuttering problem. See you next update I guess, I'll get my free crates and not play in the meantime, as usual.

Welcome to UE3.

>people STILL empty servers after one good game

every time i ask myself why i dont play dirty bomb i play the game and remember all the shit i hate about it

>tfw nothing but NTR gets you off these days
>tfw no Dirty Bomb NTR images or fapfics

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what this is ho

Some dude had to do this as a part of his job interview process for SD. (He didn't get the job)

Same as this image for a new 'merc'

And this one....

I have 718 hours in steam and only 350 hours in-game because I leave my game open a lot
Maybe he just left his game open for like a week by accident

Hours are meaningless, it all depends on what you do with your time.

He was confused how a level 17 could have 900 hours on steam, and I was speculating on the answer.

tfw raziel doesnt notice you on stream ;-;

kek

What's your overall xp/m, /dbg/?

I'm pretty shit at the game...

>dublicate containers on weapon switch finally fixed

only took them like 4 months

But it's fixed! No need to be mad.

Is shoe posting on here now, or is it still Raziel?

Neither. I'm just a random anonymous dude with lots of free time.

Hey 99,
I'm sorry, I fucked up with the time.

I'll belive it when I see it.

fuck off Stuhlgewitter

God fucking damnit this guy rolls on cash.

>level 159

imagine the amount of time he wasted on a game that nobody will remember in 2 years

Do you play for yourself or for others to remember you?

Yeah, thought so.