/owg/ - Overwatch General

That's NOT right!

>Muh innocent robots

GUYS I HAVE A FUCKING VACCUUM ROBOT FOR MY HOUSE. WILL I BE THE FIRST TO DIE WHEN THE ROBITS TAKE OVER

>Open the new """short"""
>7 mins long
>Instantly close

People actually watched 7 mins of this disney movie shit? I just decided i'd watch it in queue but fuck that.

Even though it was super cliche, I really liked the Bastion short

>Pharah
>white

has a dong

>need 3 more wins to ensure I get enough points for gold weapon
>faggot friend insists some shitter friend of his plays with us
>we lose every match with him
>fail to get the points I need
>stuck not getting a gold weapon for weeks because Blizzard are fucking retards who keep shit in PTR for far too long

I should have stuck with my solo queue matches, I was winning all of them.

(You)

Everyone is a shitter here, pick anything you want and run around shooting, you'll be fine

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good luck

it's well-animated and more stimulating than the 7+ minutes of shitposting you'd do here

Reminder that Pharah would be the sweetest gf of them all.

If you meet anyone that doesn't like reinhardt, you should avoid them.

Golden weapons was only season 1.

YFW YOU WILL NEVER HAVE GOLDEN WEAPONS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I cried at the new short.

Poor little bastion.

Do you have a unique battletag?

I just found out there are 4 people with my name...

post yfw genji gets nerfed

>7 minutes is long

How is that ADHD treating you?

>not using best skin

not even white in that pic, go away tumblr.

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Well, they were more innocent than actual human enemies in wartime. They had no control of their minds, to the point where they weren't even sentient.

After their controllers were destroyed/removed, they became people who barely even knew what they just did.

here's how I think the Overwatch girls fart.

>Mei and Widowmaker both have Silent but Deadly gas but Widowmaker's is more deadly and Mei's occasionally becomes loud and embarrasses her.

>D.Va's farts are pronounced and have their own unique flair, but aren't that loud all the time.

>Phara's is bassy and loud.

>Symettra has hers be fluctuating between wet and bubbly sounding and airy.

>Mercy's got pungent poots and are loud and she feels ashamed about it.

>Zarya's got like those kind of tight-ass farts and probably end up more squeaking than usual.

>and Tracer's got frequent farts and short farts and is always weirdly and playfully excited to share.

What do you guys think?

>Literally fat
Tumblr needs to no longer exist.

>Expect the Last Bastion short to show how Bastion joined Overwatch
>It's just him strolling around in the woods

Fucking hell.
I mean it's cool i guess, but that's not what i was actually interested to know about Bastion

>tfw you'll lose them all and get bronze when it goes to live

>Bastion joined Overwatch
You fucking what mate?

>Season 1 ends when 1% away from rank 65
At least I had exactly 100 competitive points, so I still got enough for a weapon with the bonus 200.

so at what point are shitters going to learn proper positioning
like people learned pretty quick how to deal with bastion and whatnot, but im still seeing people wallow on the low ground like fucking morons on EVERY fucking map instead of taking ten seconds to walk up the fucking stairs

this isnt even a rule specific to this game, high ground is advantageous in basically every fucking shooter because it cuts the opponents angle of attack while also removing splash backdrop
and youd think after seeing a lone rein sitting there above them doing not a god damn thing aside from mashing "GROUP UP" a simple thought like "wait rein isnt genji, i should go stand behind him" might trickle into their potato brains

Anyone have Soldier 76 or McCree golden gun screenshots to share? Trying to make up my mind.

Bastion's not a member of Overwatch, she's just a little robot in a big world.

how exactly can one check user?

I made a thing
(You)

I want Hana Song to bunny hop on my dick

>Bastion joined Overwatch
>join
Bastion isn't in overwatch tardo

>that
>fat

kill yourself

Don't you meme at me. I want proof.

>mfw I find out how Bastion's voice actor is

>disc ejected again mid-match
>reset ps4 and download begins
Did Blizzard just hack my console
Any other consolecucks in here getting the same shit

that's not the best skin, even some of the blues look better.

saving highlights when.

Single player campaign where you play as different heroes and get ingame backstory/lore when

Campaign when?

Why are you using meme as a verb

>sniper battle with hanzo
>hanzo is peek shot spamming like the stupid little cunt he is
>my reticle misses his head by a micrometer and miss the headshot
>watch his arrow fly past my camera and it still kills me
>the fucking arrow is floating 1 foot from my head in the ragdoll view
hanzo is fucking cancer

>that fire strike

>console cucks
baka

>saving highlights when.
This.

>You will never have a friend as loyal as Bastions bird

Shit user, literally me too. I got just a hair away from 65 but ended on 62 because I got stuck on fucking life support, with shit matches non-stop but enough wins to not drop too far. Still got me Golden Hammer though.

What if Talon are the one that steal Balrdich's armor and we get a armored reaper skin?

>there are people right here in this thread who don't have Innawoods Bastions

>campaign where you play as rein and lead the crusade against the omnic scum
yes please

Just give me the proof

Bastion never joined Overwatch.

He's non-aligned.

The team working on that focused more on 60 tick so I guess it'll come out at some point given they're back to working on it.

wtf is blizzard thinking bringing back the projectile hitboxes

gg ez

it's hard not to love her
hope we get a new skin for her soon

Horde mode when

Either against omnics in Russia or gorillas on the moon

Ultimates are removed from the game. Who rises and who falls?

DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?

shieeeeee

What a shit day to be playing as soloQ. Going against 3-6 man stacks with no groups on my team. Thank god I can leave most of the time before even getting into the mess.

When that stopped, the shit matchmaking decided it's fun to put me into games with 30 seconds left.

Is this because comp closed?

Why not both?

whys this guy got a shining icon thing in the purple box?

>Muh THICC meme
That ingame model is much thinner than she was drawn there, stop lying to yourself retard.

it won't make it outside ptr

Genji Shimada!

Yes.

Most of the dps would be fine, lucio would still be good, sym would be trash. Dva/Zarya and maybe winston would suffer.

There's no proof because it's not true, user.
>sniper battle with Hanzo
>I'm at 50HP
>fly up and headshot him
>get Smooth As Silk
>Hanzo ragequits

He's a silver shitter.

Not even grandmaster

Asking how you'd check too.

Genji, Zarya, Ana, Mercy and Symmetra become shit.

Does anyone have that one picture of him flirting with Mercy?

They should have just named the bird Hogarth.

>angry genji mains get ana buffed by being salty

they;ve finished placements and that's the ranking

>had 300 comp coins.
>was contemplating which hero to have golden guns for most of the day.
>have a high winrate with reinhardt so he's one of the top choices.
>pick 76 because he's my prefered consistend damage dealer since i'm not too great on MCcree.
>new reinhardt legendary anounced today.
>tfw just after the anouncement.

I bet it would've looked real fuckin' nice with golden clobbering rod too.

Are you retarded by choice or you're born with it?

He meant this one

That's Diamond
Silver is smaller

Eichenwald in ptr when

What a qt.

thats the new rank

>Didn't play overwatch for a week because watching the olympics and playing nms
>Come to play some games
>No competitive
>270 competitive points total, no gun for you
>Shit quick play

Best reaper skin?

Who gives a shit when it's PTR. Your rank won't stay.

PTR is such a waste of fucking time and I hate how Blizzard takes forever to move the updates over. Nothing you get stays, rank doesn't stay, and quickplay on PTR is double the cancer.

Clearly you played like trash and your team carried you