Spessmen on a space station - /ss13g/

Polaris/10
which means good

who cares? how does this effect anything?

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why/10, it already exist on the main station and since z levels are too large its not like you need to remove it for space when someone wants to map something.

1, it's an amazing idea. Show me where to sign, I want this in effect immediately

>Get gold slimes
>Make the xenobio into a pokemon arena versus the miners
>Or, steadily release the creatures you dislike into the roid like some sorta frankenstein

10/10/10*10 make it happen

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Well I was considering remapping the box xenobio to have 6 slime cages like it used to be and one new borer cage. Putting it on the asteroid would mean just deleting that whole part of the station, including the favored cult/vamp maint hideout.

This has been the fastest round ever.

>Start round
>SMEEELLELLELE
t-thanks pomf

gr8 round ladz

first ever ss13 speedrun

Submit that shit to AGDQ

>round starts
>2 secs later
>CAN YOU SMELELELELEL
Vox Head Rev spawned on the roid because Trader.

100% tested before merging guys

Honest

Meanwhile on cyberpunk /ss13g/

>only headhead is a trader
>spawns off-station

that's not set on a space station at all
what the fuck is wrong with you?

At this point traders should just be exempt from everything, possible traitors and possible targets.

Make them an autism job, like MoMMI

It's a bit more complex that that, but there were actually three revheads
We're not really sure what happened
All we know is that there was a runtime, four people (including one of the revheads) never had jobs assigned, and the game ended as soon as it began

How can a shit bird betray NanoTrasen when they're not even crew.

>tfw you are happily doing your gimmicky and your mission specifications get decrypted

Today was a good day.

I fucked the shit out of Whorena

Today was a good day.

>>I fucked the shit out of Whorena
Post logs Deadpool.

>tfw ded sever ded gaem

>getting autotatored in the middle of making toxins bombs

just looked through the logs. if it happened today, it wasn't on Veeky Forums

Bomb test in medical, just a bomb.

ded serb?

Did the sever jut die for anyone else?

crash?

maybe

serbia?

someone post the pomf funeral image

>You are either AFK, experiencing lag or the connection has closed.

up now.

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>no chef
>take over the service department to pump out garbage food
CAW

Who was the vox breaking all the windows and being a nigger?

>be geneticist
>other geneticist leaves at start of shift
>only medical doctor immediately goes braindead
>chemist makes 3 alkysine pills and 30 unit bottles of cryo
>Other geneticist comes back, starts getting powers
>Medbay is in disarray, no ryetalyn or alkysine in cryo, fridge quickly runs out
>I try to make more pills
>Patients filtering into medbay, the chemist just leaves, and the other geneticist is autisming on his valid hunting powers
>Just walk out of medbay, head to the bar, and drink myself to death
>Someone drags my body to medbay, in a cruel perversion of ironic justice
>Lay dead in medbay for 10 minutes
>vox trader gets into medbay, clones me as the geneticist from earlier continues to get his powers
>places me into the cryo, filled with 28 units or cryoxadone, will take 5 minutes to recover, and leave me with genetic and brain damage
>server crashes

Aaaaaaand now I am going to uncheck medbay as a medium preference job.

he was a vampire. ziigizu

>calling the shuttle over a bird breaking windows

100% TESTED
SELF MERGED
Veeky ForumsCODE IS SO GOOD WHY WOULD WE WANT TO LOSE THIS?

>Vampire
>in space

why the fuck didn't he burn up then?

>2 speedrun attempts in 3 rounds

wew going fast

Don't worry, he was being lynched when the sever crashed

it was ling, not vamp

>NT so incompentent that Vox Traders move in to steal jobs
just like america

>get killed by vampire
>dragged to medbay
>never ghost out of body
>genetcist strips me and then puts me under a plant
>I stare in disbelief as he goes back to aquring powers
>rotate chair spam and flicker lights
>he dissasembles all the chairs
giant faggot or changeling, i'm not quite sure which

geneticist was a ling too

>rotate chair spam and flicker lights
Ahaha, time to collect my ban-valids!
t.solariousgabriela

I was a changeling. I was trying to act like a shitter who doesn't know anything. Sadly my plan got canceled by a shuttle call.
And I don't get powers to validhunt, I leave that to the people that get powers from me.

>Be legion
>Walking with my other brothers going towards klamot
>make a pretty decent set-up, had to make my own checkpoint
>Letting people in and out
>Had to reject a few raiders
>Fucking hell, what're those guys doing with their guns out
>"What is your business here"?
>He responds with "Yes"
>Walks past the checkpoint and goes into the mine
>Follow him because, "what the fuck are you doing?"
>Find him in the room with the Autolathe
>"The fuck are you doing here man?"
>Kills me wordlessly
I had no chance to kill him, he was wearing power armor and had a fucking plasma gun, I just had a dinky 10mm.

its a bad server

What was self merged?

for u

OOC: Purplenum: Go to preferences and you can silence the stupid meme shit that the children who run the server think is funny

I went to her house and did her you morons.

Yes because shit gets dangerous with gold slime cores and loose slimes dumbasses get close to
If not just give box an energy field and a bigger containment cage like deff
Also ACTUAL MEDKITS REEEEE
NAnd a fire suit closet so I can have everything I need and can separate from the station
Everything after a large containment box is optional

lmao is she as big of a slut irl as she is ingame?

>house

You obviously didn't if you call that a house

Damn did she let you come over and fuck her too?
Post address so I can get some easy whore pussy too.

you mean VW campwagon?

Hand on the thigh during the movie, 5 minutes later she's bouncing

Don't bully morena!

Whores are for bullying!

isn't morena an underaged dude?

>American car
>on British roads

Do you even think before you shitpost?

you almost got me, but I'm too used to shitposting to fall for bait anymore, have a (you) anyway so you don't feel bad

How do I get my waifu to like me more? I don't think the hearts are working

He is a 16 year old british boy who has an incest and a sissification fetish!

What's the difference between the Two Fallout13 servers?

Which department he in senpai?

With a flat chest!

That fat fuck for sure isn't flat.
Just imagine a inbred fat teenage boy, that's your Morena.

>plasmaflood in wizwars
>robes get infected by rad
>everyone doomed to die

No unfortunately, he weighs about 240 lbs...

here is his picture

seems like a cool guy

Would fuck his mouth.

What a neat haircut

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

That you should never mess with angry wasps

>doobiedoo23 has been promoted to full Game Admin.

Goodbye vg

Are we posting oc?

Sawbones soon.

who?

He's really not that bad.

Would Veeky Forums ever really need a huge station

No
We hate anything that's not box
Fuck off

>hippie admin becomes Veeky Forums admin
not even surprised t b h
enjoy your admin griff and TTT until all that is left is 10 admins observing/abusing powers and 5 players murdering each other