Lizard edition
Previous timeline:Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>store.steampowered.com
>undertale.com
-The Demo
>undertale.com
-Booru
>under.booru.org
-Recommendbin
>pastebin.com
-Writebin
>pastebin.com
-Fangamebin
>pastebin.com
-Steam Group
>steamcommunity.com
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com
-Zeemap
>zeemaps.com
-Shimejibin
>pastebin.com
Other urls found in this thread:
NGAAAAH!!!
sans
The thing about Asriel is...
Penises exude a large amount of heat on normal human men, let alone on certain male boss monsters, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Asriel's bare cock, especially if he was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right.
Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a boss monster is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Asriel might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness waterfalling down his member, his naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for him to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight silken robes)
He probably sweats profusely in his robes, enough to drench himself in only one short outing from the Underground. But then again he may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of his pre-lathered cock would probably resemble a leaky ziplock bag filled with hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and taste of his inner thighs after a 10 minute jog. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of his various juices.
Omega
Post flowey
You can technically kill Asgore with a wooden stick, think about that.
...
That last thread took 5 hours.
wew
And people say we're dead
I agree.
fell in love with a goat
okay
>current state of /utg/
Reminder that there is literally nothing likeable about Asgore and Toby wrote him as unlikable outside his first appearance on purpose.
That's because we almost took a bite of the forbidden fruit.
I just want pumpkin lewds, is it too much?
you too?
what monster memes like?
yeah you dumb cuck
Basically this.
...
You only want them because she's pure
It's not enough. Dream big, user.
innocence is there to be destroyed
Yes, it is.
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
Imagine Pumpkin's round, slightly pockmarked ass, the rind's curves accentuating the hourglass figure the creature sports. Imagine taking her on a hot summer's day, the sweat rolling down the natural valleys of her rear and hips like luscious waterfalls, the spicy scent tantalizing your nostrils as you lick up and down the indentations.
k
...
Why must we destroy that what which we love?
...
I managed to get Sans voice to play whenever I hit a key on my keyboard, should I use Comic Sans as my font?
OH I'M JERKIN OFF TONIGHT
Dude...
If you ignore the bad things, like murdering kids, you end up with a cute dadfur. And I would like to fuck this furry dad. I'd bet he'd slap me if I asked for it and feel bad afterwards.
Undertale Go when?
cooked pasta with my two friends while listening to bonetrousle and NGAAAAH and dancing to it and it was one of the happiest moment of my summer since years (was ill and friendless)
The spaghetti was delicious
...
Yes, why do you even ask?
Also make sure to play his theme 24/71
Now.
I want to kiss this flower
if you like it, yes.
flowey a cute
>24/71
wat
We hurt the ones we love
yes
And then everyone died
>not wanting to make Asgore your sub
why?
You aren't the only two.
Pie is shit. SHIT!!!
Hey, Pumpkin's taking kind of a long time, Did she leave already?
...
Apple and Banana Cream pies are canonically the best
But pumpkin pie is really good sometimes
You take that back!!
Porcupine dilemma
I can't get over how the cut surface is drawn
i love him
I'd eat Pumpkin's pie any day.
...
>Asriel
>gore
>blood
that's not how monsters work
Maybe one day we will get him
Warm apple pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
Creamy lime pie comes close at second.
[POLICE SIRENS]
Because I want a thick dick inside of me.
I wanna snuggle and kissu him
she is drawing the lewds herself because the other guy is taking so long
i want to hug this special boy
repeating for a new thread
What characterfag would you save / murder?
Sansfags or papyrusfags?
Fishfags or Botfags?
Dadfags or momfags?
Shotagoatfags or edgefags?
Charafags or Vorefags?
Muffetfags or Nicepantsfag?
I'M SCARED
tiny flowe
You can just be a power bottom silly.
You can't rush art. Be patient, user.
i wanna cuddle him
SAVE: All
Murder: (You)
Save: Pap, Bots, Mom, Edge, Vore and Muffet
I wanna laugh with him.
>check muffet tag
>meowth buttholes and a drawing of a woman giving birth to exeggcute
golly
Same.
Sansfags = Save
Papyrusfags = Undecided
Fishfags = Undecided
Botfags = Save
Dadfags = Murder
Momfags =Undecided
Shotagoatfags = Undecided
Edgefags = If that's Floweyfags then YES! SAVE!
Charafags = Save
Vorefags = Murder
Muffetfags = Undecided
Nicepantsfag = Save
So do I, user.
How does that work?
How would boss monster paws feel like?
I want to hug a flowey poster
>you will never be a cute girl who gets to have a life-long relationship with your cute goat boyfriend
ME! I want hugs! :>
they're pretty cute, im out of relatively new floweys though
...
But then you will crumple up the paper and ruin the poster!
They would feel like absolute soft perfection
i wanna marry him
You just dominate and get fucked at the same time. For example you can have a guy penetrating you on the leash
>only murdering dadfags and vorefags
Why?
You don't have to be a cute girl, user.
Cute.
I need to try that out
Have you guys tried being in the iirc chat? Last time I was there it felt like a very tumbly place, triggerwarnings paelosexuals pronouns etc, does anyone know what it's like today?
>starbound
vore mod
I want to kiss one
Nice spider.
same
I want a hug