Has Veeky Forums ever been pulled over?

Has Veeky Forums ever been pulled over?

I have 3 times. Starting with most recent (today)

>driving my sister in law home from a drs appt because shes drugged up and my brother is at work
>she asks to stop at Burger king
>fucking fine
>driving back onto the highway
>sister in law throws an onion slice and tomato out the window and said it too was soaked in mayo
>immediately a cop pulls me over
>asks me what my girlfriend threw
>say it was onion and tomato
>doesn't believe me
>another cop comes and they find it
>calls me a smart ass for smiling and shaking my head
>warning to my sister in law for littering
>tell my brother the next day
>she was so high on Valium and whatever else they gave her she didn't even remember how she got home, let alone almost got a littering ticket

I thought food items aren't considered littering

Second time
>expired temp tag by 2 days
>warning

Third
>window tint too dark
>170 dollar ticket because he was angry

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>know why i pulled you over?
No sir
>cracked windshield and no front plate
But sir im not from your state. Im just passing through. Did you not look at my plate?
>officer looks at my rear plate
>oh my bad. Guess i cant really ticket you
Can i take a picture of being pulled over?
>sure!

Veeky Forums is a website, it can't be pulled over.

>tell brother next day
I meant when I woke up. So I guess technically today still


What about cyber police.
>backtracing
>consequences ever being the same

Some cars or trucks dont even have rear windows. Who the fuck cares if its cracked.

3 times over 8 years, all for random breath/drug testing. Then again I live in the country.

Obstruction of vision is what the law says

In my car:

>100 in a 55, no signal on lane change, and tailgating

Beat that, trooper didn't show face

In my tractor trailer:


>86 in a 65, reduced to 9 over
>Left lane in a tractor trailer, got let off because it was my birthday, got a seatbelt ticket instead

And dozens of inspection stops.

douche

>tractor trailer

They're called trucks you dumb amerifag.

I'm sure you have much more experience than someone who actually drives them

Oh so you need driving experience to find certain slang retarded? Didn't know that.

>Who the fuck cares if its cracked.
I imagine safety plays a large part of it. A chip turns into a crack turns into a shattered windshield if you hit a bump too hard.

Uh... three times, I think.

>First day of having license.
Forgot to put seat belt on.

>"Improper Passing"
>Passed two morons going 30 in a 55. Broken line, put on directional blinker and got ahead of them. Pulls me over after that.

>Doing 60 in a 55
I was just not paying attention. Just got brand new car.

Yes

>street racing (1st time ever getting pulled over after driving 2 years, driving for 4 years now)
>illegal plate covers
>suspicious activity (following my bro's mk3 supra)
>dangerous driving and turning into the wrong lane (not closest lane), AKA avoiding a big ass pothole
All verbal warnings. I always treat the officers with respect and never had a problem. My friend got pulled over in my car while I was in the passenger seat trying to teach him how to drive stick. It was funny af since it was his first time. K9 was sniffing around my car to find nothing lol

>going to school some years back
>10am, not an ounce of traffic, sky clear as your mum's vaginal fluid
>doing 80 on the highway
>get pulled over by a motorcycle cop
>"license and registration, please"
>the fuck? he's not even going to ask me why I think I got pulled over?
>runs to his bike, comes back
>ticketed for 15 over.

Dick cop. It's southern California for fuck's sake. People go a lot faster with more people around all the time. $330 ticket, $150 traffic school. Still no points on my license.

Nice wheels on that cop car. They won't last 20 miles on our potholed roads.

>How to spot someone with autism online

Yes, I know. I've explained it on Veeky Forums before, here it goes

>hooning doing 100mph otw to work at 4 AM
>disco lights
>got me by surprise
>nervously start crossing over all the lanes to go to the shoulder
>must have not have used my signal
>oh poo I got to close to someone's bumper as I was making my way over to the shoulder

So I really wasn't tailgating, but the trooper seen I had a Class A so he didn't give me reckless. He didn't show up to court either.

>getting a ticket for 5 over

jesus, where do you live? in my area 5 over is practically the minimum acceptable speed of traffic

Nope. Speed cameras are automatic in Germany and simply send you the ticket in the mail, and the only other occasions when cops bother to do traffic checks at all is for drug checkpoints outside of music festivals and checking eastern European semi trucks for road worthiness, load securement and driving hours on highways.

Twice, once from a broken headlight ( I already had a replacement but I'm not changing it an a wal mart parking lot at 11pm in below freezing temperatures )
The other time I was speeding 18 over in my mother Civic. Wasn't trying to go fast, but my car was out of commission again coming home from work at 11pm and I'm used to putting it in 3rd and coasting. $90 on that one which was less that the headlight, thanks small town America...

ive broken a lot of laws over the years luckily they have only ticketed me like 3 times....red light ticket(light was yellow), speeding, and passing a bus in a single lane.

I usually get pulled over when the cops are out in the beginning of summer or w/e and show their numbers but usually they leave me alone.

I had a cop show up the first time I went driving after I got my learner's permit, apparently somebody called the police about a car driving erratically in a empty parking lot.

pulled over twice but never ticketed

Maine

it was state police

He let me off with a warning. lol

Truck= f-150, Silverado, tundra....
Tractor trailer = commercial 18 wheeler

Distinction was made, it served a purpose to the story. Fuck off.

That makes sense, they only get paid 35k a year. Gotta make themselves feel better some how. I was considering applying there, but then I saw how much they made.

>forgot to put seat belt on
Fucking how? We're taught as young kids to put them on its practically branded into us. It's second nature how do you forget to do that?

YES IT CAN ON THE LONG HIGHWAY OF THE INTERNET

>First day with license
>"Forgot"
I don't think so buddy

>driving the CR-V home after being degenerate with my friends
>pull up to light
>heh I wonder if I can make the tires chirp
>light turns green
>skrt
>neat.jpg
>no oncoming traffic
>ride left wheels over the little yellow reflectors in center line bc I like to feel the bumps
>look in rearview
>"is that a white charger"
>ofugg.bmp
>blue lights
>ofugg (1).bmp
>pull over
>black cop
>token black type tho
>"you coming from prom son"
>local high schools are having prom, he probably thinks I'm drunk
>"no sir"
>"you were doing 40 in a 25. It sounds like you don't have a muffler"
>"yes sir, it rusted off but I'm going to fix it soon"
>actually have muffler conveniently sitting in back seat, so I point to it
>"can I see your license and insurance"
>"yes sir"
>car's a fucking mess because lazy
>takes a minute to sort through my shit and find insurance
>but where the fuck is my wallet
>"I can't find my wallet sir, but you let me pull out my phone I have an app that will ring a device in it so I can find it. I know for a fact that it is in here"
>btw device is called "tile" it helps you find lost keys and shit
>"nah... do you know your license number"
>"no sir"
>"what about your social security number"
>"umm... no sir I don't know it by heart, but I have it saved on my phone"
>"oh man... that's really stupid don't do that"
>"i know sir I'm sorry"
>"just tell me what it is and delete it"
>"yes sir"
>give him ssn
>"okay son sit tight I'm gonna go run this"
>"yes sir"
>he goes back to the white stallion
>i pray to sweet baby Jesus
>i got a speeding ticket 3 months before
>don't need anything else on my record
>use that app on my phone
>find my wallet and license
>he comes back
>cheeksclinched.webm

cont.

cont.

>no white paper in his hand
>wew.jpg
>"i found my license sir"
>"okay son. I could've written you up for speeding, improper lane usage, driving without a muffler, and driving without a license. understand?"
>"yes sir"
>"where do you live"
>tell him my neighborhood
>"okay son. drive safe"
>"yes sir"
>freefromdafedz.guccimane
>tells me I was speeding, improper lane usage, no muffler (bc racecar), no license (forgot my wallet fell under my seat, couldn't find it when he asked for it)
>somehow dodge 4 tickets and get a warning
>whiteprivilege.png

I got a good one for you.

>driving to friends house at 12AM
>2 friends in car
>not drunk, but I have hennessy and redbull in cup holder
>ounce of weed in the center console, didn't smoke but sold at the time
>see a bunch of troopers on side of road doing construction detail
>stupidly downshift and punch it past them
>run the Shitstang out to around 120
>coming up to exit so downshift and start engine braking
>go around exit curve come to light
>glance in rear view
>oh God
>can barely make out the words STATE POLICE above the push guard
>white Caprice
>the grim reaper himself
>"were getting pulled over boys"
>"WHAT, HOW DO YOU KNOW, WTF MAN I HAVE WEED ON ME" etc. Etc.
>make left turn
>drive about 200 feet looking in my rear view
>disco lights
>fug
>pull into church parking lot
>30 year old guy who looks fresh out of the Marines walking up
>"good evening troo-"
>"WHO WAS DRINKING TONIGHT"
>almost couldn't do it
>"no one trooper"
>"LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN, WHO WAS DRINKING TONIGHT"
>almost crack
>"no one was drinking tonight trooper"
>"WHERE ARE YOU HEADING"
>"my friends house trooper"
>"ADDRESS?"
>"uhh"
>"WHAT IS THE ADDRESS"
>"I don't know trooper, I only know how to get there by memory"
>"LICENSE, INSURANCE"
>hand him registration, license, insurance
>"I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR REGISTRATION"
>at this point I know I'm fucked
>take registration back
>"STAY HERE"
>"trooper I just want to let you know I have family on the job"
>hand him my 5 various PBA, DEA, HL cards from different people
>looks at me like I just fucked his wife
>fuck
>"WHO GAVE YOU THESE"
>start listing off all the names of family members
>walks back to car

cont.

hurry up user

No

i get pulled over a lot for speeding and reckless driving but my dad was a cop so i know how to talk to them and i've only gotten like 4 tickets

i was once pulled over for doing 90 in a 50 and had no insurance and no motorcycle license (i was on a bike)
i got a ticket for doing 55 in a 50 -- it was like $70

Are you cute? That's the only reason I can figure why he didn't ticket you.

Once on the bike for an illegal turn, once in my rustbucket hugely unroadworthy modified ute
>driving behind cop
>cop pulls over
>drives behind me as I pass
>flashers
>pull over quick
>walk to his car and have a chat
which is 100% what is done in Australia and apparently gets you shot in the states
>we pulled you over because you have a headlight out
nah mate, it's just the parker, here come around the front I'll show you
>carefully walk him around the right side of the car
>avoiding the enormous rust holes on the left side
>demonstrate lights
>he's happy
>hop back in the car
>fake a phone call til he leaves so he doesn't hear the cammed 250 with drain pipe exhaust fire up

winning

>start freaking out telling friend to drink the tiny bit of drink left in my cup
>won't do it because he's scared
>hand it to him anyway
>keep screaming at him to drink it
>start talking to friend in front
>chugging water while washing out mouth
>see another trooper pull in the lot
>this is how my life ends
>then I smell it
>that distinct smell I have smelled so many times
>hennessy and redbull fills my nose
>turn around and look at my friend holding an empty cup
>"what did you do with the drink"
>"I dumped it on the floor man"
>mfw
>trooper walking up to window
>can't see any tickets
>wtf I'm getting arrested
>trooper walks up while I'm in the middle of chugging water
>he knows
>"hey man here's your things back, to be honest I heard you before I seen ya. Car sounds great but you had to be doing at least 100"
>wat
>"next time try not to floor it past a bunch of cops. Also, good thing you didn't try to run, my car can run yours down anyway"
>mfw
>babby it to friends house shifting like a granny

I may be a fedora but sometimes I think that something must have happened that night to help me out.

I'll never forget it.

lmao I'm pretty sure it had nothing to with that. I think the cop just saw a dumb but polite and respectful teenager. He probably saw that I already had a ticket and took pity.

Wait say what you can't be pulled over if your not from that state pls explain?

In my state a broken windscreen or missing front plate isnt illegal. I was just passing through that state and he decided it was retarded to ticket me since id be gone soon. Technically he could have ticketed me. But it would just be thrown out of court.

too many times in the last 5 years

>rolling stop at a stop sign
ticket thrown out because cop wrote wrong date

>130 in a 110
got nailed for that one

>driving in a bus lane 10 minutes before it ended
judge threw it out, was a bro for that one

>expired tags on a customers car at work
told cop i would tell my boss to tell customer, let me go

>ripped a skid at night in the boonies in winter and got pulled over by the RCMP
got breathalyzed and when i blew 0 he was a complete bro and let me go without a stunting ticket

>140 in a 110
got that when i came back into Canada from the US border, nailed for that one

ive gotten countless photo radar tickets, worst was when i got a fast car again a couple years ago i racked up about $2000 in tickets yearly for 2-3 years

I think it's illegal to throw anything from a moving vehicle, food or not.

>Second time
>>expired temp tag by 2 days
>>warning

nigger you are lucky as hell. Guess what happened to me last November?

>expired plate sticker by 8 hours
>$50 ticket

>cops are dicks because they enforce the law

I speed as much as the next person, but at least I'm not an edgy fedora wearing teenager when I get caught. A speed limit is a law, nigger. Break the speed limit all you want, but there's no reason to turn into a chimp when you get caught. This is why I hate niggers. All you niggers do is break the law and accuse police of wrong doing when you get caught. Fuckin kek

>But it would just be thrown out of court.
No it wouldn't because if you were passing thru, you would not be in court to challenge it. If you don't show, then it stands. However, washington courts do allow you to authorize an attorney to stand for you, but of course, giving power of attorney to one would cost you a bit.

As for legal in your state exempts you in another state, that excuse doesn't work. You are required to observe that state's laws when in that state. Otherwise, while you were in WA state, you could buy marijuana for recreational purposes (officially legal and down to $4.20 per gram) from official shops whose herbs are inspected and certified (they are supposed to have various checks including pesticide and herbicide certs). But if you took that legal weed to your state, your state would arrest you. Whereupon, you then say "it was legal when I got it in WA, so it is still legal here".

Twice both last year

>First time
>Going to friends house to go pick up a car a few hours away
>Take a right, blinker doesn't turn on didn't notice
>Drive about a mile, park in front of my friends house about to get out. Buddy with says shit look behind you.
>Cop followed me all the way there didn't even notice.
>Tells me all the usual shit, tells me I didn't signal
>Cool guy gives me a verbal warning

>Second time
>Driving my friends 3000gt vr4, show some guys a good time.
>Get back to his place and I ask my friend how fast he went "98 mph". "Who wants to beat that?" I chime in.
>5 guys jump in me driving.
>Going down the highway its midnight not thinking about state troopers because I'm autistic.
>Hit 137 mph when I decided to back off to go home.
>Get a call its my friend behind us "hey there's a cop after you"
>ohshit.jpg
>imgoingtojail.png
>cop finally catches up after a few miles.
>"so you know why I pulled you over?"
No shit Sherlock
>gets my license and ask for registration tell him its not my car
>He doesn't bat an eye just goes back.
>my friends and I are shitting bricks waiting for him to come back
>He comes back writes me a speeding ticket for $558
>I ask to see the radar
>117 in a 70. He tagged me when I was slowing down lol.
>turns out my friend who owned the car knew the trooper rather well
>should have gone to jail. Instead I get a speeding ticket, not attempt at murder, no seatbelts, endangering a minor, wreckless driving, and probably a fuck ton of other shit.

Entirey different when it comes to being required to have a front license plate. Any state where you are only required to have one license plate you are exempt from being ticketed in any state that requires a front license plate. GG No Re you fucking retard

i dont really understand this story. you sound like a total degenerate

>an ounce of traffic
Traffic is not measured in "ounces" numbnuts

>I thought food items aren't considered littering
In WA state, basically throwing out food on the highway is littering with a $216 fine. The fine is bigger if it is a dangerous thing (lit cig, needles, weapons, etc). If the officer sees you toss a cig, it is over $1000 so don't do it when he's watching.

Almost every summer, there is a cig-caused fire at the Albro Place offramp on I-5 in seattle. One year, there was three fires just at that off ramp in a two month period. I found a smoldering cig-caused fire in the Fry's Electronics parking lot and put it out after some difficulty since some of it was spread in the underlayer wood mulch. Just in case, I moved my car in case I had not put it out fully with my water bottle.

> be me
>be 14
>be truck autist
>driving pic related
>dark as fuck
>riding through parking lot
>drive around the left side of the building
>baseball feild on the other side of the building
>see a fucking faggot suv parked
>think it's teenagers fucking or making out
>decide to drive through the baseball feild and scare them
>slinging mud everywhere, drive up to them
>revving engine like a fucking idiot
>doing donuts around them
>start driving away
>sirens
>fucking sirens and blue lights
>as I was driving away I realized
>it's a police tahoe, city cops.


>get off with a warning.

wat.

Unless its a farm tractor pulling the trailer, it isnt a tractor trailer

Yes it is you fucking dumpster nigger retard. You clearly have an extra fucking chromosome

Only got pulled over once.

>Be a few years ago
>Still a learner, normally drive my Lancer because only manual in family's possession
>First time learning to drive in mum's Ford Falcon
>Handles like a fucking landbarge compared to nimble Japanese 2-door
>Can't keep it in the middle of my lane
>Officer standing on side of road sees me coming
>Waves me over
>It's an RBT
>Standard "blow into the device" procedure
>MFW officer gets me to stop blowing before breathalyzer is done
>Lets me off without asking for licence

Had a close call driving past another RBT without my P-plates on display, but I didn't get pulled over then

I've been pulled over 6 times I think

>>I thought food items aren't considered littering
>In WA state, basically throwing out food on the highway is littering with a $216 fine.
That's just stupid though. Food decomposes quickly so what's the harm?

That's why you didn't get pulled over, spack.

My entire p-plates i never drove with one on the front, just had one sitting down in the little bit of bumper between the front and the radiator so i could pretend it fell off.

Only time i was ever RBT'd was when i forgot i had one on.

Twice for speeding. Both times were because I purposely wanted to escape surrounding traffic. I think I watch too many Chinese insurance scam videos.

>be a few days before NYE
>drive to bar during daylight to buy beer
>don't get a pint while I'm there
>buy a big box of beer
>go to drive home
>cop makes me from the most obvious speed trap spot
>find the only safe spot to pull over
>"sir do you know why I pulled you over?"
>"probably for speeding since you have a speed gun in your hand"
>"that is correct sir"
I knew that you're supposed to not admit what you might have done wrong, etc... but I'm not going to fight a simple ticket like that.
>cop keeps looking back at the traffic like I'm keeping him from some bigger crime. he shouldn't have pulled me over it's such a hassle for him
>asks to see my ID and I politely inform him that I'd have to reach in my pockets and such so he doesn't get twitchy
>model citizen
>tickets both times

Kind of surprised that he didn't want to test me for DUI since the box of beer was in plain view.

Do cops just ticket all speeders? There's no leniency allowed for recklessness?

I just got hit for a ticket like that, I was doin 121 in a 55 during rush hour, trying to impress some slut I was with. Needless to say the cop had some choice words to say to me.

She also had a boyfriend so I just hooked up with her and left when he threatened to fight me.

>not worth it

Growing up I was in a lot of shit so I drove super carefully and was really vigilant for cops. Didn't ever want to get pulled over and risk x, y, z felony. Cleaned up 6 years ago but my driving is still pretty straight. Only time ever got pulled over was for tailgating. Got a warming though since the guy was doing that shit like "not familiar with where the turn is so lemme go 10 mph until I see it"
Just don't be a dick to the cop and you can get out of a lot of shit.

Have I ever been pulled over?

Motherfucker.

>live in shitty oklahoma, notorious for shitty police and high incarceration rates
> wifes mom is about to drive drunk
> "Why don't I take you Home, and my wife follow us behind?"
> yeah whatever
> Driving, minding speed limit, etc.
> Pulled over
> "License and registration".
> Respectful, hand him the license and insurance
>Comes back with three citations | improper equipment, improper licenseplate, and insurance failure.
> because license plate was on tailgate
> The paper form for the insurance looked valid, but she was on a month to month payment plan and allowed it to lapse.
> Explain that this isn't my vehicle, the mom was about to drive drunk, etc.
> Doesn't matter. I chose to operate the vehicle.
> Go to court.
> explain.
> "You chose to operate the vehicle."
>End up paying 750$ in fines, and my license suspended.

I will never do the right thing again. I don't give a fuck if she kills somebody.

I should add that the improper equipment was because one of the two pilot lights were out.

How much was that ticket? Was she hot at least?

Only twice in my 12 years of driving. Both RBTs and I was sober.

This may be true, but breaking the speed limit is a victimless crime, and speeding tickets are really for revenue gathering purposes, not actually for safety.

>could have got, attempt at murder, no seatbelts, endangering a minor, wreckless driving,
>still fucking asks to see radar gun

if you did that air headed ass shit with me i would have thrown you in prison and crushed your buddies car.

i bet you hate cops too dont you?

>crush your buddies car
Because any cop has the power to crush a car they don't own, fucking autismo.

>I bet you hate cops too don't you?

I actually dont he was doing his job.

I bet you weren't to popular in high school so you went to the police academy to have power right or maybe dad did hug you enough?

>All verbal warnings. I always treat the officers with respect and never had a problem

THIS. I will never get how people don't understand how this works. When you are in a situation where someone is holding all the cards and you know it, and they know you know it, show some fucking respect. They might show some mercy.

Whether you like it or not, in most cases the police will hold the power to decide your fate. Of those cases, some can drastically impact your life no matter how hard you fight.

Understand your place you entitled cunts, you know who you are.

>gets you shot in the states
Protocol in the states when pulled over is hands on the wheel/handlebars and no sudden movements unless you want some new windows in your skull

Food doesn't decompose so fast that it can't destabilize a motorcyclist or scare another driver leading to a crash

She was hot in a unique way, she had blue hair and a lip and nose piercing and some tattoos so I wanted something different.

But I didn't get laid becuase her boyfriend found out too soon so no... No it was not worth it.

And 1000$ lawyer fee, and he has connections and I got off on the wreckless and tailgating. Tickets and then talked down the other one to 14 over and the judge told me I was a danger to society and he regrets letting me leave the court room. Kek

Oh and 444 for the ticket sorry

>speeding past cops on purpose
>speeding with 'friends' whilst drinking at midnight
>speeding with 'friends' who are stupid enough to pour out alcohol and red bull onto the floor of your car when pressed by the police
>doing this whilst having drugs in the car

I really don't know how literal retards get away with this type of shit, I really don't.

lmao wtf

god damn I'm so glad I don't live in the >usa

>Have been driving for seven years
>Never got pulled over or anything
>Started delivering pizzas seven months ago
>Got pulled over five times so far
>First time for speeding, doing 65 MPH in a 30 on the job - cop asked me which store I worked at, then said since we help them out, he'll help me out - he let me off with a warning
>Shat bricks realizing I could've lost my license/job, didn't speed again for like two days
>Second time; on the job again - I went around a bunch of traffic by going straight in a right-turn-only lane, which is stupid af because after the intersection, the lane still continues - and the following intersection allows you to go straight or turn, then the one after that is right-turn-only again - makes no fucking sense, told that to the officer and she let me off with a warning
>Third time doing 45 on the same 30 MPH stretch of road - on the job, let off with a warning again
>Fourth time, after work, for speeding
>I was heading home at 2 AM, again on that 30 MPH road - female cop was driving the newest Dodge Charger - didn't realize my local police had just started using them - it was unmarked with no immediately noticeable lights
>She was speeding, too, I think doing 40 or 45
>I passed her at around 75 MPH
>Disco lights again
>"Aw fuck," just kinda accept that this is probably it
>She sees my pizza uniform and lets me off with a warning
>Fifth time - speeding on the way to work in my neighborhood, only doing around 45 in a 25
>Motorcycle cop pulls me over, sees my uniform and just tells me to cool it, lets me go and I didn't even miss the green light - whole ordeal was probably like 25 seconds
>Tfw pizza uniform = immunity to law
wew lad

Tbqh cops are scum senpai

I'm black, so yes. Doesn't matter what I drive. $500 corolla as a teenager. $40k F150 currently. Clean shaven, military, wire rim glasses. Even black cops pull me over. In all fairness, once they see my CAC, I'm "innocent"

DWB is a dangerous crime

>drive like jackass
>get pulled over
>"That's racist"
No, you just drive like a stupid faggot

Damn jew ass lawyers.

Sucks you didn't get with her though I bet she was a freak in bed.

Lol you're white

Yes, a few times:

1.) Pulled over for "talking on my cell phone."
>explain to cop that isn't the case. Show him my phone was in my center console and my call log reads that my last call was 45 minutes ago.
Let off, but the cop was in a huff about being proved wrong.

2.) Pulled over for overtaking a dump truck on the highway that was spilling out small pebbles.
>Tell the cop that the truck was losing pebbles from it's payload and I wanted to get around him as to not damage my car.
Cop gives me a $56 ticket for "slowing down traffic" as he pulled me over from the left lane.

3.) Light I am going through is green when I cross the large intersection, but the amber is for a second and turns to red right as I get to the other side.
>Cop pulls me over from the perpendicular land which I just crossed over. Their light hadn't even turned green yet. Asks me where I am going with my large backpack while shining his flashlight right in my eyes.
I tell him I am coming home from college for the weekend and those are my books.
>Doesn't believe me.
>Spend the next 30 minutes on the side of the road as he searches my car and goes through my bag. Finds nothing because there is nothing.
Lets me go with a "warning."

4.) Coming home from Labor Day Weekend. Driving on the highway with my gf (now wife) and my sister. I see a cop car behind me blazing a trail in the same lane I am in. I signal to change lanes and let him go. He quick gets over as well and rides my ass while throwing on his lights.
>Tells me I swerved to change lanes.
I said I only changed lanes with my blinker on to let him pass as I saw him coming up quickly behind me.
>Tells me I was speeding through a work zone.
Me and everyone else. On Labor Day. Where you celebrate working by not working.
>Given a warning.
No shit, he peels out from the shoulder and pulls over another car no more than 200 yards up the road. He was just begging to give someone a ticket.

>crushed your buddies car
>crushed
europleb detected

I'm Mexican actually. Bald, mustache, and I drive a civic si. Only time cops have hassled me was at a checkpoint they pulled me aside and asked where I was going.

Oh I know she was, she had daddy issues. And HE WAS A JEW and he saved my life desu, they wanted crim charges

>red light camera
>not fully stopping before turning right on red

>red light camera
>not fully stopping before turning right on red

>red light camera
>not fully stopping before turning right on red
yup

>Pass truck going 50 in a 55
>Go to 75 in a 55 in my shitbox to pass
>Get pulled over
>very respectful to officer
>$208 ticket.

Cops useless, above the law, cowboys, wanna be in charge, never there when you need them, disrespectful, corrupt, do not prevent crimes-only fail at solving crimes, racist, presume everyone is guilty (except any/all cops). Corrupt. Not held accountable. If you don't like my post, you are a slobbering cock sucking pig.
Only good cop is a dead cop.

Damn try to get with her again or something. But good thing you got a jew, they know what they're doing

I got one and never paid it. Nothing bad ever came out of bot paying. I hope you didn't pay that bullshit fee

Lol civic. Not just a regular civic. Si. Fake mexicunt. Prolly white as fuck. Voting for Trump too, traitor

>Do something you know you shouldn't be doing
>surprised when you get pulled over and ticketed
>"b-b-but I'm white! Cops are such pigs!"

Retard

In the 1.5 year that I have a licence, I've been pulled over 27 times. Mostly alcohol tests. That's what you get for driving at night.

I bought the civic off another Mexican. Are you actually voting for Hillary Clinton?

Cops are pigs that wouldn't know proper safe vehicle operation and traffic laws if it bit them in their fat asses. The only thing they know how to enforce is one that they need a hair dryer to enforce.

There are plenty of traffic laws that I can fully get behind. DUI license suspension? That's a great law, keep these death missiles off the road! Slow traffic keep right? It would help differing speeds of traffic to safely coexist, and would give people that are more comfortable at higher speeds to safely pass. Always use turn signals? Making sure people communicate their intentions makes all actions expected and as such safer. Phone down when driving? Distracted driving is definately unsafe driving. No turning wide? Means the people in the further lane don't react unexpectedly and cause a collision.

But no, none of these are enforced, only the one that's set to be an intrusive money grab. And they themselves use this law in the most unsafe ways, like at the bottom of a hill or an on-ramp.

Who says it's a bullshit law? The government. Seriously, they found that out and buried the report when they realized this. Report in question: ibiblio.org/rdu/usenet-arc/sub00192/msg00008.html

They aren't littering that's why you didn't get ticketed

She disposed of trash in an area that was not a designated trash disposal area. That's definately littering.

Animals wandering into the road to eat it then get hit