Has Veeky Forums ever been pulled over?

Has Veeky Forums ever been pulled over?

I have 3 times. Starting with most recent (today)

>driving my sister in law home from a drs appt because shes drugged up and my brother is at work
>she asks to stop at Burger king
>fucking fine
>driving back onto the highway
>sister in law throws an onion slice and tomato out the window and said it too was soaked in mayo
>immediately a cop pulls me over
>asks me what my girlfriend threw
>say it was onion and tomato
>doesn't believe me
>another cop comes and they find it
>calls me a smart ass for smiling and shaking my head
>warning to my sister in law for littering
>tell my brother the next day
>she was so high on Valium and whatever else they gave her she didn't even remember how she got home, let alone almost got a littering ticket

I thought food items aren't considered littering

Second time
>expired temp tag by 2 days
>warning

Third
>window tint too dark
>170 dollar ticket because he was angry

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>know why i pulled you over?
No sir
>cracked windshield and no front plate
But sir im not from your state. Im just passing through. Did you not look at my plate?
>officer looks at my rear plate
>oh my bad. Guess i cant really ticket you
Can i take a picture of being pulled over?
>sure!

Veeky Forums is a website, it can't be pulled over.

>tell brother next day
I meant when I woke up. So I guess technically today still


What about cyber police.
>backtracing
>consequences ever being the same

Some cars or trucks dont even have rear windows. Who the fuck cares if its cracked.

3 times over 8 years, all for random breath/drug testing. Then again I live in the country.

Obstruction of vision is what the law says

In my car:

>100 in a 55, no signal on lane change, and tailgating

Beat that, trooper didn't show face

In my tractor trailer:


>86 in a 65, reduced to 9 over
>Left lane in a tractor trailer, got let off because it was my birthday, got a seatbelt ticket instead

And dozens of inspection stops.

douche

>tractor trailer

They're called trucks you dumb amerifag.