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beach party

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Official FC: "grindanfc"
Clan: GrindanScape (For an invite, go into the FC and ask for one. No requirements.)

>Official runescape 2017 survey time
services.runescape.com/m=news/a=579/runescape-2017-survey--now-live?jptg=ia&jptv=community_news

>I've been inactive, what did I miss over the past x years
runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Update:Game_updates

>Latest Update
services.runescape.com/m=news/a=579/wilderness-improvements--task-set-?jptg=ia&jptv=community_news

>Latest Patch Notes
services.runescape.com/m=forum/l=0/sl=0/forums.ws?15,16,918,65818934

>Money Making Guide
runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Mmg

>Gear Guide (Very outdated)
services.runescape.com/m=itemdb_rs/gear_guide

>Latest BTS
youtube.com/watch?v=Bu1eTZyfUNc

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/JagexShauny/status/765894418167627776
youtube.com/watch?v=y7XwUpoWgAI
reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/4ye67w/mjolnirs_pro_money_making_14m_gphr/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>tfw you get impatient 3/devoted 2 on your first try

twitter.com/JagexShauny/status/765894418167627776

Since when did jagex care about aus servers.

>100 thermometers

4th for friendly reminder to ignore Outer Path a.k.a Demising TSB a.k.a Young Lunar a.k.a Base Camp to improve your RuneGame experience.

>previous thread is wrong
>152201680

fucking 4 am

>go to Varrock, heading to G.E.
>walking past Varrock Square
>see some Maxfag in the middle of the fountain
>he trades me and gives me 5,000,000 coins
>"t-thanks?"
>ask me to follow him
>"s-sure"
>think he's trying to lure me but no
>he leads me to the Blue Moon Inn
>brought me up to the guest bedroom on the second floor
>pushes me onto the bed and slams the door shut
>"nyaahh~! w-what are you trying t-to do.."
>maxfag stablize his Noxious Scythe next to the nightstand
>begins taking off his armor and then his clothes
>can see his huge cock hanging there
>"w-what..a-are y-you.."
>he jumps onto the bed and shove his cock right down my throat
>it wouldn't fit all the way in and I begin to choke
>he grabs both my pigtails like a handle
>starts facefucking me like an onahole
>"mmhhmmm a-ahnn!!"
>couldn't breathe
>can feel his huge cock deep down in my throat throbbing and

about to cum
>he stops
>relieved, I ask "a-are.. you d-done..?"
>maxfag lifts me up with ease with his 120 strength and pins me

against the bedroom door
>tears off all my clothing and my shitty t70 bandos armor in one

swipe
>spreading my tight shithole
>"w-what a-are y-you doing!! n-not there..p-please!"
>without lube or any warning he instantly penetrates my tight

ass
>"nyah!!"
>maxfag grabs hold of both my arms with one hand and

continues slapping my ass with the other
>fucks me hard against the door
>gripping me so tightly that I couldn't break free
>"mmm.. n-nyaahh~!!"
>huge ruckus as my body keeps banging against the door
>bartender from downstairs comes up to check
>oh fuck

people are still salty about this in game

/RSG/ SLUTOFF 2016

For a general that jokes about ERP and occasionally ERPS, we want to see you put your mouth where someone else's cock is.

Dust off your dwarf shorts, hit the Makeover Mage for a quick sex change, and pack Protection (Prayers), we're going to have a slutoff!

The object of the competition is to get as much wealth from male players using only your player avatar, clothes, and ERP skills within 4 hours.

The slut with the most wealth at the end of 4 hours is declared the SLUT OF THE YEAR

Rules:
You can not slut it up with /RSG/ members.

Pictures for verification must be timestamped along with trades.

--Still need to find a date--

>bartender knocks on the door and ask if everything is alright
>trying hard not to moan as maxfag starts thrusting rougher every second
>"y-yes sir.. j-just p-polishing..m-my s-sword"
>bartender leaves
>maxfag then pushes me onto the floor and continues fucking my shit hole
>"p-please..s-stop..i-it h-hurts.. i-im g-going to break!!"
>his huge cock thrusts repeatly for what seemed like an eternity
>finally he releases his seed inside my ass
>he took about a minute to finish and finally pulled out his cock
>can feel the sticky hot semen flowing out my ass and onto my thighs
>"I'm not done yet you little slut"
>throws me onto the bed again
>sits on me and grabs hold of my head with both hands
>starts facefucking me like before then cumming about a minute later
>filling my throat with so much cum
>couldn't swallow everything
>cum starts flowing out my nostrils as well
>maxfag then use his hands to open my mouth wide
>starts peeing inside
>"mm-mmm-mmmmm..n-nyahhh!!"
>smells like shit
>starts puking all over myself
>maxfag is done
>gets up and get dressed
>i'm all covered in piss, cum and puke
>leaves another 5,000,000 coins by the nightstand and a set of drygores before taking his Noxious Scythe and leave
>"t-thank..y-you..m-master"

Is it possible to get a large island with more than 1 fishing spot?

>someone took the time to write all this autism

Only if you don't use legacy interface

Guys should i start roiding?

is outer path lunar's orignal ign?

> Young Lunar: Origins

>literally noone seems to know salve amulet exists when dealing with revenants
for being "maxed" you sure are a bunch of hypershitters, yo

wikia doesn't say it works on revenants, friend

>m-muh wiki
are you retarded? they're undead, so it obviously works on them

lmao

yes

Icthlarin's little cuck
Missing my cuck
Dishonour among cucks
Cucks of the white lands
TokTz-Cuckt-Dill
Land of the cucks
Zogre cuck eaters
The cuck stares back
Forgiveness of a cuck dwarf
The elder cuck
Forgettable tale of a drunken cuck
The death of cuckoldry
The cuck within
The cuck menace
King of the cucks
Catacuck construction
All cucked up
Cucktales
The cuck tribe
Missing, presumed cuck
Cucking history
My cuck's big adventure
Cuckings ends

Cuck Slayer
The Hunt for Red Cucktuber
Cuck's Helper
Sheep Cucker
Romeo and Cuckliet

haha upvoted! so FUNNEH AND LE RANDUM xddxXDXDDXXD AMIRITE DAE TIL? LOOOL

>maxing
>when boosts exist
It's like you hate being efficient

cuck detected

Have fun boosting to holy ovls, pack yak/ steel titties, ss and turm from those levels.

You're just trying to excuse being a shitter.
especially those qp wew lad kys

good post lebut upboated XD

Why do they have such creepy smiles?

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any news on the skilling pets?

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T MAKE NEW THREADS EARLY
THEY DIE
A /ded/ MUST DO EVERYTHING IT CAN TO SURVIVE

what do you mean news? they're coming on monday

more details about them, what do they look like, etc
I only remember the runic dragon and the stick man that burns being mentioned

well
its time to masturbate

they showed most of them on some stream

>Firemaking - Bernie
>The name is a reference to a certain politician. Certain dialogue options changes his run animation. Obtained by lighting a fire using any logs and a tinderbox, as well as burning vines in Jadinko Lair, burning shades in Mort'ton, adding logs to a bonfire.
You can't make this shit up

Hey /rsg/, I haven't seriously played RS since invention was released.

Is there a single reason to resume playing yet?

Watching Outer meme himself to death

Reminder I will have over 2200000000 when Ana is proven wrong.

ah okay

>886 vindicta kills
>4 lances
>5 crests
>1 vindiddy
>b-b-but v-vindicta is shit gp/hour
stupid niggers

Don't be jealous I got a Shadow Dye.

Whats your average kill time la?

seamonkeys die

I don't know
But I can get 30 kills in an hour without using adrenaline pots

Not me.

Twin furries 0-2
Heckdicta & Gorvek 3-5
Kree 6-8
Take a break from runegame 9

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purge the uwu

LOL

Going to have to request source on that image famalam

fucken terrible desu

i dont get it

The guy's a retard who doesn't understand the concept of leveling up when he already has a skill cape.

>not recognizing fatalpulse's artstyle from miles away
fucking newfags

>calls people newfags
>things fatalpulse is one guy
At least get it right. It's asanagi, fatalpulse is a group.

you're right, it slipped my mind, but I can't go back on my post after it's there

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Possibly the worst one so far

did people actually think mod mark looked like that?

kys faggot

loading cache

Would you invite this person to your clan?

How did it even come to this and what am I suppose to do after I get it

>true trim

talking about comp cape?

No, true trim idiot
Basically an even more autistic cape than trimmed comp with requirements made by the community

Which is better, anime core equipment or nex armor?

Oh sounds gross

>cape
Its actually not a cape, just a bunch of goals set by autists, Google true trim
Animeme if you don't plan on augmenting

nex

FUCK THE LUMBDRIGE BEACH PARTY FUCK THIS SHITY EVENT FUCKIKNG JAGEX FUCK

show me where the jmods touched you

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Anyone know any quick methods of getting to the clan camp that don't involve a vex?

>armadyl token

>10 teles
need repeated ones m8

Prif home tele

why do you need more than 10

Something at the clan camp that's important in making money,

>le 1 person can ruin my market xD meme

One reddit crossposter can.

>muh god mjolnirs sekrit club

If he wanted to know he could have just looked at the archives, someone mentioned it last thread.

New BTS

youtube.com/watch?v=y7XwUpoWgAI

Almost every pet looks like shit tbqh

>mfw I'm monitoring the chat at the beach for anyone who uses swear words
>mfw I report any offense I find

>woody
>burny
>smithy
>gemy
>rocky
>BABA YAGAS HOUSE

Which beach activities are worth doing? The only one I can imagine being decent is construction.

Mjolnirs aren't going to be ruined. It's boring as hell, requires tons of attention, gives 0 xp, and is still inferior gp/hour to endgame bosses.

It's Bernie because le reddit likes Bernie

im almost certain mjolners money making method was already posted on reddit weeks ago.

if it didnt crash by now, its not going to.

>jack of all trades title
muh fuggin dik

reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/4ye67w/mjolnirs_pro_money_making_14m_gphr/

>21 hours ago

Not to mention most people who do this are going to disassemble their Mjolnirs. Worst case scenario, demand for components goes down ever so slightly. But these components will ALWAYS be in high demand, so...

>theorycrafting shitters from reddit panic over finding an inefficient meme method

It's been known for over a month, dude. There have been many threads already, and not a single fucking thing has happened.

KNOTTED

So I'm safe then?
phew.
I need the money to get access to stuff needed for bossing.

get 200m so you have the greatest possible chance to get the racoon pet when it comes out.

its will be the objectively best pet in game.

the one I really want is rue tbqh but the invention one looks pretty cool too
the dumbest one is definitely the dungeoneering pet