Your Biggest Automotive Fuckup

>be me
>shitbox is due MOT (annual road worthiness inspection in the UK)
>take car to garage
>its on a really busy main road and parking there is fucking annoying
>park up, place looks pretty busy
>rang up earlier and the guy knows I was coming
>guy walks out of the enclosed bit where they have a bunch of cars on lifts and rollers and the like
>start saying 'hey blah blah car is here for its MOT it's over there x car with x paint'
>hand him the key
>he's like 'right no problem should be around an hour as were busy'
>walk off to local shopping centre and fuck about for an hour or so
>get bored after an hour and a half and go back to the garage
>my car isn't where I parked it, and its not infront of their lot, so it must be getting done now
>sit on brick wall across the street and wait while messing about on phone
>half an hour passes, cars come and go, still no shitbox
>don't want to seem like I'm hassling them but go in and ask someone how much longer it will be
>he's like 'umm i'll go look for it'
>tiny place so he's back in like 30 seconds
>'it's not being seen to at the minute, who did you leave it with?'
>don't know his name but give the description of the guy
>he looks puzzled at me for a moment and says no one like that works here
>slow sinking feeling as I start to put it together in my head
>I handed my fucking keys to some random guy
>thought the fucker worked there because there was a big fucking sign saying 'KEEP OUT' and he came out of there
>FUCK
>never see my shitbox ever again

What part of the UK you from m8?

Bradford.

pls no bully

Oh dear.

Are you that Abdul guy going to the Britmeet btw?

>have jeep wrangler
>forget to secure hood latches
>drive on highway
>????????

telling Veeky Forums that i crashed my car

Treequniox pls

in highschool i parallel parked my parents car into a tree and didn't notice until i tried to drive away

>drive a 2000 Audi A4
>the hood requires it be slammed shut with the force of a thousand black women scorned to latch
properly
>don't do the above
>drive on highway
>rip in pieces windshield

>have jeep wrangler
Yeah, you fucked up big time