TFW I do 60 on the interstate and I stay in the left lane

>TFW i own a kia which is the same as not owning a car

>TFW I'm a Hyundai mechanic making 200k a year with a 12 inch dick.

>Tfw i have an average dick and my VTEC kicks in..

5 cylinder is cuck

>tfw I ride the bus past all the wagecucks paying for gas :^)

you clearly don't do you own maintenance you fucking retard

rotary maintenance is much easier than piston engine, you just have to do it more often.

>tfw haven't seen that movie

Fucking your mom is easier than getting a gf but I have to do it more often.

funniest joke I've heard in a while

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