>>15228460

One. Of. Us.

>sources indicate Evans is now going by the name of "Skaggs" and is currently living in a condemned tenement building in Croyden

I still haven;t watched the first one yet.
the only car thing yurop had going for it was top gear and now thats gone.

IN LOCAL NEWS
top gear host commits suicide after his show gets 10 views

I haven't watched the first, and judging from reviews I won't ever.

Shame really, it was the best thing on telly on Sundays

better than OP's youtube channel

This is tabloid garbage.

I mean fuck Chris Evans and all that, but this article is written so poorly and with so many speculative inferences it reads like an aliums article in the national enquirer.

The British "news" media pioneered clickbait in the 1800s.

>JeremyClarksonJamesMay&RichardHamondlaughingfor20years.mp4

>my
>face
>when

...

>"hits skids"
>"booze"
>Sipping chardonnay from a wine glass
>Browsing internet on his phone
>near his London home

I'm watching it right now but I'm cringing so hard.

They just launch into the same intro and go straight into some challenge like it's no big deal. They're trying to run the exact same Top Gear with this new asshole; it might have been salvageable had they used this as an opportunity to make some changes but this cunt is making the same old Stig jokes, acting like this is some sort of reboot 20 years later. They even have the same old lap times on the board. It's not the same fucking show anymore.

Then there is the way he's fucking shouting and spazzing out at the crowd the whole time getting everyone to shout along. It's fucking sickening.

Yes, I'm this mad. Fuck you.

>A FUCKING WHITE WINE
Fuck em.

If it was red it would be fine.

They rewrote the lap times. It's not clarkson's handwriting

...

Pride. He finally realises he is rubbish compared to the king Clarkson.

Pride isn't logical.

Says the basement dweller

What does that have to do with anything?

>no job
>still lives at home
>thinks his opinion on pride and adulthood has merit
One day you'll grow up. Or not.

I was saying pride can blind you to a situation regardless of evidence to the contrary.

Chris went into the show saying he was going to be better than the old cast, how they were going to breath new life in, blah blah etc.

He got fuckin Rekt.
That man's dignity is shattered, and he'll never recover from it

Get a job and stop jerking off to cartoons, NEET

>How to tell if someone still lives with their parents
>Still refers to anyone's parents' house as "home"

I'm upper class and successful for my age and still bum around my neighborhood drunk as fuck with liquor in hand. Don't see how him doing this means he's in a bad place. Sounds like a fun evening desu.

>trying this desperately hard to cling to your youth by dressing like a faggot member of U2

What's wrong with how he's dressed apart from the slightly tight jeans

You're a retard in that case

It was nowhere near as bad as Veeky Forums made it out to be, main thing I noticed was the sound mixing went to shit, and I hope they come up with their own formula and stop trying to imitate the previous 3

>best thing on telly on Sundays
>not Antiques Roadshow

Oh cock

Good. Nu top shit deserves to fail. Can't believe the BBC thought this bullshit would fly. I haven't watched it, but I don't have to, to know it's shit.

>he thinks middle class is upper class

I would watch top gear when ever i could on BBC america and i love the old cast as any one else did.

But im gonna go ahead and throw this stone and i dont mean it to dog on yuropoors here in general but Evans is exactly what people here picture british people are like

Just like how were all fat trailer dwelling walmart shoppers to everyone over there, i cant watch the new Top Gear because of that living limey stereotype.

dat booty tho

all of my this

Really pisses me off too. Is my house not home?

>do you live at home user?

Home? HAH! Of course not, I live at work! Bellend.

Brit here, I fully understand.

Haha it won't be long until Evans spends his nights shitposting about how his Top Gear is the best and Clarkson sucks.

What a fucking stupid thing to be upset about. They actually think they could ever live up to the trio?

When these three blokes are more entertaining while folding a box than the new presenter during your show, you know you've done fucked up BBC

youtube.com/watch?v=tbbkDiuz9fw

he is probably on Veeky Forums

I'm sure we've all been there

>reboot 20 years later
new top gear is lame but to be fair the show only ended for a short period of time. I think the last season was in 2015??

>sitting outside of your house drinking one glass of wine out of a wine glass and reading the paper

banned in britain

Did any of the top gear America hosts fall this hard? I remember seeing that one guy on an episode of roadkill, he seemed to have it together

>A FUCKING WHITE WINE

no. Top Gear America is still going though. And it's not complete shit. Top Gear America knew what they were doing. They knew they couldn't match the original 3 so they didn't try. If it wasn't for Tanner sweeping all the driving challenges with no problem, Top Gear America would be more fun to watch.

Not him but is American Top Gear worth watching?

So much this

yes actually. They have their own chemistry. The show structure is entirely different and generally follows 1 of 2 formulas.
1: they're given a challenge to do and halfway through are allowed to modify their car for the challenge. A small break in the middle for something retarded.
Example episode: "Postal" (this is also the most recent episode having premiered a few days ago)
2: they're given a challenge and the winner of said challenge gets to drive and do a review of "insert desirable car here". Tanner, as a professional driver, ALWAYS wins these episodes no matter how retarded a car he picks.
Example episode: "80's power"

They know what they're good at and don't try to emulate anyone else.

apperently there are only 4 episodes planned to air this season

they cut the number of EPs in half and are canning the show

you heard it here first

the owls are not what they seem

I wouldn't even be surprised at this point.

That or it's a dry run and they're gonna pair it down to 3 hosts for later episodes.

>for my age

My sides.

>for my age

Under 19 detected.

If they were going to do that, they'd be giving screen time to the other guys a lot more often.

So basically it's turned into exactly the sort of shit show everyone figured it would

>US Top Gear is shit
>New UK top gear is shit
>all hopes now rest on TGT being not shit

>>all hopes now rest on TGT being not shit
>BBC is a government broadcasting corporation and Top Gear had no budget constraints there. At Amazon they're going to be constrained by ROI considerations.

BBC gave 1.5 million per episode. Amazon gives 250 million for the season so episodes can have unequal budgets but at least it is +7M episode.

One day in 2017, Jeff Bezos visits the TG producers' office. Now that Amazon Robot Cars delivers packages, TG will be the first ever passengers aboard the robot delivery cars. By combining both passengers and package deliveries, this fills gaps in cargo schedules and thus makes more profitable regular runs.

One day in 2018, Jeff Bezos visits the TG producers' office. Amazon Drone Delivery company wants to set a record for the biggest ever drone delivery in a segment of their show. The biggest Amazon Drone ever built will deliver one of TG's past project cars to customer Jay Leno who collects unique cars.

One day in 2019, Jeff Bezos visits the TG producers' office. He tells them wildly successful Blue Origin has cargo room and he offers TG a long leadtime project if they so want. Would they like to have a several episode series arc that only access to Blue Origin could give? Their episodes would air in 2020.
Episode X01 - The first ever commercial car space demonstration as TG drives the latest LaFerrari around on the surface of the moon. All delivered in a giant "amazon smile" faux delivery box by Amazon Drones. The box falls open and the driver takes LaFerrari on an excursion on the Moon's surface.

Episode X02 - LaFerrari hooning experiment on the moon's surface finally addresses all those questions from earthers wondering what's it like to hoon on the moon. The BBC doesn't have enough pull with Musk to get their cars onto the Moon.

These episodes spawn a whole series of connected educational episodes shown in american schools across the land on Prime.Education.Channel.One. It becomes the new PBS.

The Ferrari wouldn't start on the moon. There's no atmosphere, and therefore no air to begin the combustion process.

Replace the Ferrari with a Tesla, and it would be believable.

Teslas replacing lunar rovers confirmed.

>The Ferrari wouldn't start on the moon. There's no atmosphere, and therefore no air to begin the combustion process.

Their shows always have mods. One of the mods is to add an oxygen bottle. The other trick that would work with the occasional raunchy jokers of the show is that one of the bottles would have bottled farts (from cows). Then they would be able to perform both the wild&crazy and educational ass-pects of the show that made the earlier version famous.

Importantly, the zanyness would make it all time memorable.

>meanwhile on women beater daily

wtf

Before the show started, registered viewers on PRIME would be able to visit the Amazon store to vote on which optional parts would be used with LaFerrari on the Moon. The debates on their forums would be pretty intense. It' be interesting if some schools were selected to compete in the final decision process too.

The format of the show is still pretty good and the cars are cool, but the cast is pretty bad. It went from 3 friends with an obvious passion for cars to Chris Evans compensating for LeBlanc's total lack of energy for an hour.

>LaFerrari
>Not electric conversion Reliant.
>Car rolls at the slightest turn.

just inject nitrous

there is your oxidizer

nitrous oxide*

There's also the fact that even if you could rig up the Ferrari to start from a few oxygen bottles, it would overheat quickly because there's no air to go through the radiators.

How long until he wraps his 250 GT around a tree?

Kek, hopefully soon.

>This is tabloid garbage.

Of course it is. The "dailymail.co.uk" didn't give it away?

What if we just get a lot of air

And on that bombshell . Piss me right the fuck off they just can't be the same and they know it

That's why it would be a great series of programs to get the various educational institutions to cooperate and then TG would implement the experiment. That would deal with problems like getting rid of waste heat. The show and Prime would get huge exposure and word of mouth as well. Even the you know who head guy of the former competing program would be compelled to subscribe to Prime and maybe even start ordering his Chardonnay thru Amazon.

>What if we just get a lot of air
There is a type of radiative heat pipe they can use which doesn't require atmosphere.

Daily reminder to neck yourself ;^)

>daily
>doesn't remind it daily

That pic is the creepiest thing I've seen all week, and that's saying a lot considering I've been playing The Forest all week.