Who /slowest car/ here

Who /slowest car/ here

Is that an echo?

This probably use to be. But i sold it.

160 hp, 170 lb of torque

My daily behind it probably moves faster.

You just wanted to post your car. Pretty sure there's a dude with a geo metro

Corolla?

155 hp/162 lb•ft, ~3400lbs without driver, but still tough as a tank.

I have a 2001 infiniti i30 with a fucked MAF sensor that I bet moves slower than everyone's car here, I could bike faster than that pos

1998 chrysler town & country. Do i w- i mean lose?

82 Corolla with an A/T.
Has maybe 100hp/tq but it weights 2klbs.

Slow, but I love it.

utilitarian to the point of making soviet Russia jealous. perfect.

91hp
116ft/lbs

Slow as shit

I may have owned the slowest car on Veeky Forums... unless somebody owns a W123 Merc with the 2.0 litre diesel

Yup. Carburetted

Its a fun little car to toss around.
I want to lift it and take it down fire trails.

60hp, maybe. MAYBE.

Atleast It's a manual and it's /kinda/ fun.

Nope, 2002 Lancer OZ

Upside down.. Jfc

i have a 94 crown vic with a bad MAF that cant go over 30 mph right now
thats just my fuck around car though so it doesnt really matter

don't worry, nobody cared faggot

I might not have the slowest car. A W204 with the 2.5L V6. 200 hp/180 lb ft torque to """"""""""motivate"""""""""" 1600 kg. Add in the 6MT, and I'm down a gear from the 7AT.

But i'll bet y'all I have the slowest per dollar ratio here.

let me guess, old Verizon fleet car?

I cared you shitstick.

das a beauty tho

This is the only thread I can post in where im the fastest slow car.

what engine?

bitches don't know about my Abingdon made tractor

old neighbor of mine put together an MG, had to use two donor cars to get all the stuff he wanted.

this is 60 hp 70 lb-ft. around 5000 rpm limit

SOHC 8 valve 4 cylinder. 2100 lb car

Mine's complete, but a 1-bbl 1.8L I4 can only go so fast. 67 hp. On a good day. If the carb isn't being screwy.

3.8....non S/C

Hey I got the exact car in white!

reporting

3 cyl 1.0L

993cc

>that fuel fill door
What the fuck. Why

>143 horsepower
>128 foot pound torque
>5 speed manual
>2800 pounds.

can anyone top the slow mark of my single slammer?

drove one of those with the automatic
holy crap it's gutless, Honda even tuned out the fun at the top end.

>993cc
holy kek my bike is bigger than that

Jesus that is CLEAN

>user gets access to a time machine
>uses it to buy a Chevy Metro new off the lot

pretty good use of it desu

these are only 1600lbs

Throwing the Laurel in

>RB20DE NEO
>156 HP
>3086lbs

>mfw this boat weighs less than my GT-R

>no rust in sight

60hp reporting in
1700lbs so it's not that bad tho

seeing an old shitbox in pristine condition is the best thing ever. because the person that has it didn't have any real finanical incentive to keep it maintained like that, they just love the car that much.

W123, 2.0 non turbo diesel, thing is slow af

Mercedes W123 200D here.
20sec 0-100

Ayy

i have the slowest mustang ever

>97 gt 4.6l 2v auto
i win.

D... did you do the tint, hood, wheels, and text in MSpaint...?

63 screaming squirrels when new, only thing i can think of that would be slower is this guy

>Suzuki SJ410
>970cc 45hp
>900kg/1985lbs~

99.5 VW Jetta MKIV with the 2.slow.

are those machine guns sticking out of the grille? very nice

is that an sohc sticker?

...

>74 hp
>in 1999

It weighs just under a ton though, so it still feels nice to drive

2,3 liter W124 from 1985. 8 valve version, and the kickdown is broken.

Sooo slow.

50hp of fury reporting in

50 or 250hp, this looks cute

2001 jetta 2.slow probably about 90 hp

too lazy to get up and take a picture of mine, but it's the 97 Honda CRV. This is the one pre-facelift. Whopping 120hp

pic is similiar to mine besides the tires

>tfw forgot pic

170bhp/240ft lb torks

torks does not mean speed

also 3300 lbs

'83 Ford Fairmont with the 4cyl and the 3 spd auto. It got even worse when I had to swap out the rear end for something with a higher final gear. It was really sad how excited I was to stop driving this and move on to a beat 89 sentra with 5spd.

>Em2
>Listed as 127 hp
>114 torques
>Somehow making 143 ft lb of torques.
Still feels slow just way faster than the acceleration of my friends 2008 civic. Dont know if 114 is the correct torque for the vtec d17s still.

>4cyl auto
>2.8 turbo diesel
slow and proud

Almost gave me an ahegao face with how hot it is that its clean.

240D 4spd

Close enough?

Jfc

Gen 8 a shit.
Honestly... id add some to my civic as a joke.
Aesthetic.

I still haven't taken it off because I haven't had a chance to properly wax the car. So at this point I'd rather just keep it on there than rip it off and gradually ruin the clearcoat on the door that can't be replaced.

215hp when new

5,801 lb

Might be me. 86 Honda CRX HF, 58hp factory, not quite that anymore. Carb 5 speed.

what is this animo girl doing

1800lb
40hp
3speed automatic

cant wait to get my 6 cylinder back from trans shop

87 HP
2 tons unloaded
4 tons 50% of the time

Come at me, but not too fast

Yessss.
What engine?

3k-c

1.2litres of fury

So much want

I was asking about the 6 cylinder.

>having more than 100hp
>slow car

>87hp new
>80mph if you're feeling brave

Winner

Slow for what they are or are worth.

Mine
>Camshaft position sensor messed up
>Spark plugs and ignition coils old as shit
>Tires from 2002 on a 200k mile car
>Cant go over 50 or past 3k rpm

Good gas mileage tho and its p loud for a v6

98 CL
>tfw not the v6
>150 hp ,a little less due to age maybe, but probably not much since only 30K miles
Still a fun handling car though

you didnt specify

265 hemi

>v6

Nigga, do you even know what car that is?

>V6

bmw does flat 6 you fucking idiot

59HP at the flywheel when new.

I kind of want to own one of these to DD, keep my current DD as a weekend car.
They good shitboxes?

This.
Kill yourself you retard.

Bear shit box there is it seems, absolutely everyone I've talked to who had one or has one says their ittterly bulletproof, I rag or everywhere including unpaved roads and its just doesn't give a single fuck.

Its honestly not *that* slow, its not rocket but once you get it up in the high RPMs it will give it some. I've hit 100mph twice on the clocks, for a 1.0 I think that's respectable.

Mpg is ridiculous, full tank is like £30 and that does 300+ miles for me easily.

Boot space is massive, I've had two whole motorbikes in there once and five in bits. Its pretty much a van for my mates, we always buy bikes and shove them in there, picked two Honda H100s up from exeter, London to there and back was one full tank!

Not mine but you don't know the definition of slow until you have a 68hp diesel in a 1245kg car. 19s 0-60. Beat this.
>diesels without turbos

Hell yeah, at least somwhere i'm a winner.
A winner in retard race.

>Daewoo Lanos 1.5 - 86Hp

96 hp fwd wagon shitbox that can basically break at any point

Pic kinda related, same model

>BMW
>V6
Fuck off summer fag

Do some fucking mantinance. And you have a BMW which means you do not have a V6 you have an inline 6 or i6

INLINE FUCKING 6 PORSCHE DOES FLAT (BOXER) 6 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE