/owg/ Overwatch General

OH MY GOD! I LOVE HANA SONG! I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER! SHE IS PERFECT! SHE IS CUTE! SHE IS VERY INSPIRATIONAL!

Lena

>having sex with her

I bet you watch porn of her too, you filthy cuck. Besides, she's my wife

Imagine my joy seeing a pink circle flying in the skin just for it to be a skin for the soon to be F tier Genji

BLIZZARD

IF I DONT GET HANA SUMMER SKIN IN THESE LAST DAYS OF THE EVENT, IM DONE WITH OVERWATCH!

Reminder that Mercy is straight and is dating Morrison

HEE HOO HOO = best Bastion line

She's lovely

But Mako would definitely be Horde, what is this nonsense Blizzard

how to die as bastion
1. walk around with your DVA tier hitbox
2. get shot twice by mcree

Did you say Discord channel?
discord.gg/abCBQn9

>you're about to hook the mercy and a 15 hp Tracer blinks in front you

>no mobster character with a tommy gun
ya fuck this game

Huh ho excuse me.

Omnics deserve rights

If you have Americree, I'll trade my Hana, Torbjorn, and either Lucio skin for it

Mercy will always be shit tier since because of her beam, the enemy team always knows where she is and unlike Lucio/Zenyatta, she has to stop healing to defend herself

>sleep an ulting Genji as he's right in my face
>Just stand there on top of him waiting for his dragonblade to run out
>He disconnects

Playing Ana gives me life, it's so good getting to bully the characters that typically bully supports.

Which Overwatch girl has the nicest feet?

Literally worst healer in the game

How to fix pharah, i feel like her damage is fine

Maybe give her some passive where she takes less damage the further shooter is so that she doesn't get sniped by McMaker

When will the meta swing back to Widow being top again? I want more tears from people while collecting headshots with the smug blue qt.

>I am always the only person who ever picks Zarya on my team
>If I don't pick her then nobody will
>Every enemy team always has a Zarya
Is match making just trolling me so that every team I am on always has a Zarya? Because it feels like it is trying to force me to carry these fuckers with her.

Nah.
I prefer just sitting in sentry mode then picking myself up as soon as the enemy team finds me out.
Then I can just hop around while headshotting in Recon mode and move to a new spot.

If you could go from Recon to Sentry just a bit faster then I'd agree with you.

>looking for porn of your own wife
Don't be silly, user.

>she's my wife
Now you're being delusional.

Nice try, but that's not how you spell my name.

>using Lucio

Enjoy aids, you disgusting fags

top qt

That never happened user.

Is it me or is that Summer lootbox shenanigans just an awful system?

Just got back to the game after quiting at 100 after launch so luckily I had boxes thrown at me but it would fucking suck otherwise. I hope the next skins, Halloween etc will be purchasable with the ingame currency.

how does /owg/ feel about this image?

Who is the best kisser ?

this
>BugChaserTracer

Morrison's heart already belongs to the woman that has always watched his back .

is it just me or is sitting down the most entertaining thing to do in this game rn?

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Bruh lucio healing/speeding up the entire team is huge impact.

Even just by picking lucio and pressing E near your team during a teamfight, you're having a huge impact on your likelihood to win

eh

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>tfw you couldn't keep her from the dark side

t. too bad to hit genjis with the sleeps

He hadn't gotten a single ult off all match, guess he was finally sick of it and didn't want to play the 3rd round on KOTH

>you will never round a corner running away from the enemy only to see the tracer hunting you down slam headfirst into a wall dead
>you will never hear OO la la has your widow scopes out the support
>you will never again rescue your widow from an enemy genji with your hook so she can stop mercy from reviving everyone
it hurts

>Bastion

>Hitbox as big as Roadhog
>Half Roadhog's hp and a shittier heal

>One less ability than every other hero, 2 less in some cases like genji

>Ult does nothing on press, requires positioning and no enemy shields, still not likely to do much

Why is bastion such a joke

He seriously needs some attention in the next patch

Cutest and best pairing

>You now realize that The Talon logo looks like ovaries

I play Ana since her single target healing is actually good and she can defend herself unlike Mercy

>Edgy Tracer saying corny britbong shit but trying to be spooky

I wish

unlike Lucio/Zen, her healing is actually worth a damn and she has res

>tried out PTR last night
>actually lost a lot in close quarters 1v1s with Hanzo unless I was playing a tank
Is this the power of speedy tree trunks?

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I feel nothing

When you git gud

She's my wife though.

He basically needs to be D-Walker. L2 should be a High mobility rollerskate mode that one teammate can ride on, while Bastion is limited to Melee(75Dam?), his Recon gun needs to have less spread, or higher capacity.

Mei's ass

Yeah, Mercy with her healbeams, always watching his back

just btw Ana is for Rein

>draw a young Ana
>color hair white
>call it an old Ana

sub 50 shitters need someone to play without frying their brains.

Has anyone been able to pull of a Mercy cosplay without looking like shit?

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Don't care.

nice

who cares about spread when they are that close to you

>practicing hanzo once again
>hear genji ult
>be on 2nd floor in hollywood house past the point
>jump down
>scatter charged
>somehow spin 180 and oneshot genji
>this all happened in half a second

Genji in chat: ''Realy?''

I'LL FOOKIN WRECK YA INNIT M8

>fast almost-hatefucking with erratic thrusting and maniacal laughter while his skinny form plows the plump goddess from behind
>she makes cute squeaks and has trouble focusing on what's going on while being pleasured for the first time in forever (research projects isolate her from other people), curling her toes, struggling to keep her glasses on
Why even live knowing you'll never be junkrat in this situation?

fresh off the ptr

Let's agree to disagree

STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS
I WANT THIS SO BAD

Why does it feel like my team intentionally goes into cover the instant I shield them or turn into gypsies and scatter when I am trying to play Zarya?

>Ana
>target has to be still to get healed properly

No thanks

when will they fix mccree
>anti flanker
>flashbang is shitty and unreliable
>tracer and genji run circles around him
>frontline dps
>needs a reinhardt to do anything
>ult
>would be the worst in the game if not for winston

WHY WON'T I GET SKINS OF CHARACTERS I LIKE?

REEEEEEEE

Rare image of bastion spotted in Afghanistan with leader of evil mercenary corporation. When will overwatch put an end to the omnic menace?

Honestly I prefer Tracer/Junkrat

>both giggly hyperactive weirdos that throw bombs at people
>god save the queen
>both mildly annoying but not too much

>you will never gently part her lips with your thumb
>you will never softly stroke her cheek as she opens her mouth, ready for you
>you will never feel her gagging a little as you push your cock deep into her throat

>having shit aim
L O L

>she can't focus because she's being pleasured for the first time in forever, because her research projects keep her isolated from other people
>he doesn't know that antarctic bases are basically one Olympic Village-tier giant orgy
wew lad

>playing Genji
>get oneshotted by the same Hanzo twice
>after that he goes in chat and starts commenting on my plays while roleplaying as my "brother"
T-Thanks...

She'd manage to still be qt as fuck. I don't think she'd get like she does in this comic(though seeing Hana cry would be nice)

get in line

>He shoves her face into the pillow and drives her into the bed while screaming LET 'ER RIP
>Closet burst open
>McCree yells NOW HOL' UP and shoots him in the dick before he can explode inside her

how to make bastion better for higher level play.

passive - heals when picking up scrap.

heal is replaced with a new ability

Thermo-Optic Camo - When holding still, Bastion can activate camo that makes him highly improbably to see, and hides him from vision enhancement abilities. Cancels when you fire or move. Then a 15 second cool down starts.

He won't be invisible, just very hard to see unless you are close or have a good eye to notice the distortion. He no longer stops to heal , just walk over a weapon. Camo ability encourages Bastions to constantly move to new spots to set up an ambush.

>le shit aim meme

(You)

>admitting you can't hit a moving target

my dude

Me too

>No Strike Commander Reyes skin
>No Blackwatch Morrison skin
>No Talon Tracer
>No Overwatch Agent Amelie Lacroix skin

Just fucking kill me, senpai.

Need some proof lad, I can make up facts too about Overwatch-con orgies.

post your best Mei ass

>max qt
>max evil
I've never wanted something so bad in a video game

>what are you going to do when the fighting's over, Jack?
get all depressed and confused like Steve Rogers?

Inb4 OJWs flood the thread desperately defending Omniggers

I pity you, user.
I can't imagine how horrible it must be to live with schizophrenia.
Unlike my wife I'm not a doctor, but perhaps this will help you?

Dang

I never talk to enemies though, I know how shitty it is to get shotted by hanzo, not gonna add salt to injury

Even if it's a genji

>tfw Blizzard could have given Ana a design more like that pic but instead made her a leathery old granny

I don't get why they aged her up so much, even compared to S:76, who's supposed to be right around her age, she looks at least 15 years older than him. I really like the concept of her Merciful skin, but she's just too fucking old looking. Gotta stick with Horus/Captain Amari