/srg/ - Speedrunning General

He stopped trying to sound like a girl. If he has any intelligence and decency left, he will stop all other forms of pretending too and admit it was just a silly phase he had. Or >she will kill himself in some way >she will consider beautiful, poetic and deep.

The only thing he can do at this point is admit that he only did this whole pathetic tranny thing because his girlfriend left gim and start to rebuild from where he left off. If he stopped being this weird, pathetic faggot character that he created and started acting like himself he would be very successful

I don't want him to be successful. I want him to die.

o_o

Now that's edgy

cosmo is a tranny now because he got dumped? where's the girl now?

>thinks his tranny ass can get 5 digit view counts again
>says he needs $30k a year to live
holy shit is he delusional. you can easily live off of $20k if you live a lone, $10k if you have a couple roommates.

Then how do i live for free? checkmate

JOHN

FUCKING

CENA

cyghfer is a fucking hypocrite. he "retired" from speedrunning and the community and now he and his japanese circle jerk buddies are offering over $1,000 to the person who can get the WR.

this faggot needs to fuck off for good. and no cyghfer I will not join your fucking cult you crazy bastard.

Gonna splice a DQ3 run wish me luck.

WHERE?

good luck

Dude, just submit with no video evidence.

dont forget to pretend you are japanese so no one will think twice about calling you out. also if you want the bounty you have to splice 3-4 runs. each gradually getting better until you get the WR.

Or just do and say you're 'transitioning'

worked for krystal

Cosmo is too far gone on Soylent and Carpe Diems to recover on his own. His only hope is if someone kidnaps him and locks him in a closet until his testicles grow back

>this is what speed running will do to you

Literally laughing right now.

might have more to do with what games you choose to speedrun

*vomits*

just fuck my shit up

>2 black eyes

bene this has to stop

That's what soy does to you

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My primary goal is peace.

He hasn't cut his penis yet right? shit, l would sabotage that fucking medication if l was his family. He would be okay in 2-3 weeks

why did you spoiler?

It's too late, he's been consuming that shit his whole life. It's in so much shit. It takes strong willpower to even admit that that is what has fucked him up

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everyone is confident that no one wants to spend their time grinding a jrpg

WHAT IS THAT MAKEUP wtf jesus

You are permanently banned from talking in narcissawright.

did you tell him to grow the fuck up and get a job like the rest of society and to stop whining like a fucking baby about how he blew his only chance to be like witwix?

yeah, like 5 months ago, though. my rage has not been satisfied.

how do i make sure this doesn't happen to me

take the suicide pills instead

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avoid soy

when did speedrunning go awry

i miss gaming

hey cleared Eye of Eternity and killed Malygos but we forgot to take a screenshot I am terribly sorry friends

cosmo reminds me of when my grandpa stopped taking his COPD pills and started doing really bizarre things like locking himself in the closet and claiming it was a portal to philly

that's a nice dick in that thread

hey congrats on clearing 8 year old content

good going bozo

word

at what time?

How the fuck did you get banned from there
He has no mods and I've gone in there like three times and just given him as much shit as I possibly can and nothing happens

by being too real 4 him

*logs in grommr*

>Cyghfer making a bounty for a random Japanese speedgame instead of fucking off because he hasn't been a speedrunner for years

PLEASE just fuck off

>Fight The Stigma marathon

>western
>japanese
ummm...???

thanks for the late response!

can't believe this shit

gonna wait to say you're welcome until you do both posts

Egg rolls in my butt

>tfw kinda tempted to do the dragon quest thing but shouldn't pick up yet another game that I won't get good at

someone stream something other than sonic

you have no idea how much autism has been put into the DQ3 WR. the bounty would need to be 6 figures before I would even consider going for it

I still speedrun for fun and don't know enough about dq3 to dissuade me from at least giving it a shot

That's cool but check this 5

nice 5

Daily reminder that Sayob is a disgusting tithe cuck

gimme the lowdown

Posted in wrong thred lel.

Was meant for /rs07g/

Basically some faggot is doing a retarded method of getting max farming xp and devaluing the hard work I put in my rank.

but if it's available to you why don't you do it

because he's not a speedrunner

Because it's part of a really shitty update and no respectable top level farmer does it besides Sayob.

This.

I'm just hear to read up on the drama because I'm a worthless piece of shit with stupid priorities.

>respectable top level farmer
>in a video game
ok lad

twitch
.tv/narcissawright/v/84267372?t=36m36s

when's horror 2

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

twitter.com/narcissawright/status/766826544232734720

narcissa isn't an influential speedrunner she's barely a speedrunner at all
cosmo though, he was truly influential

Submit your runs to the Degen Dash marathon. Submissions end on September 22nd. Marathon takes place on October 28th - 30th

submission link -docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdoICaJbxGcU51drGHmLe_OucptBdrf2lP4Vy1Ud8PtU1pE6A/viewform?c=0&w=1

Twitter - twitter.com/DegenDash/status/763256220757139456

I guess his new name isn't a joke.

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Name 1 (one) thing Narcissa Wright has contributed to speedrunning

Anyone who calls themselves a "foodie" should be killed. Fucking marxist children

>giving weak-minded degenerates another avenue of mentally-ill self-harm

You can't make this shit up

>gets faced with undeniable facts
>cant respond
>original post gets deleted

I was unable to break through my plateau yesterday, but I just got off work and I'm going to try again today!

MSRGA friends!

uwu

what leddit board is that