Dota 2 General - /d2g/

mirana aghs is the most cheesy shit.

>agi carry
>builds aghs plus eblade and dagon
>does more damage even after the nerf than aghs lion ult

>funn1k calls out the cis scene for being lazy pieces of trash
>they just respond with ebin memes
this is why they'll never be relevant again desu

alright senpai what's up with Funn1k's LUNAR breakdown on twitch? Any highlights?

>Alliance
>an all white team
>won a TI

>Meanwhile is amerilard land
>a discount chink, poo in loo, terrorist, and two white cucks

it's balanced because she doesn't have a st- oh wait
i guess it's balanced because she doesn't have an esc-
well huh it's balanced because she only has one esc-
uhhh i guess it's still balanced because her spells don't benefit her tea-

>does more damage even after the nerf than aghs lion ult

YOU MEAN AGHS TIMBERSAW RIGHT?
720 PURE AOE DAMAGE FOR 400 MANA IN 200 AOE AT 1200 RANGE ON 8 SECOND COOLDOWN

BASE

ON ONE SKILL.

what are the most effective / good mid heroes right now?
who should i main as mid now?

what thef uck is w33 playing

because youre autistic Ill outline the difference:

Mirana
>blink in instant cast (plus the fucking game casts the other for you)
>eblade
>dagon
>jump out

4 buttons

Timber:
>slow as fuck aoe ring
>can be dodged with an escape
>puts timber into a spot he cant escape easily from
>requires the opponent to be autistic like you

crumbling island arena

p.s. i've been afk for 2-3 months now

AHAHHAHAHHAH CYKAS, now u cun't say anything about animu shitposting DigerNigs hahahahaha pidors.

Just made it into the Top 100 Spectre on Dotabuff.

Is that good?

>"artstyle is a kike parasite"
>t. funnek

>the animelards actually won
WHAT THE FUCK LA

>puts timber into a spot he cant escape easily from
There are trees... everywhere

n-no

youtube.com/watch?v=YlDAzMpbZso

No you move goalposts to include eblade and dagon when Timerbsaw is shitting out Aghs lion ults on 8 second cooldowns. He doesn't have to cast it at max range, he can poop them out right where he is standing. And none of his damage comes from right clicks AND he can still escape.

And unlike Mirana, Octameme actually makes it even better. Timbersaw starts shitting out lion aghs ults on SIX second cooldowns.

>Pick ooga
>my team goes booga
>other team cooga
>lose tooga by 9 mooga
>team flames cause I have no fooga
>get rooga'd
>lose

Booga?

Reminder that a CIS major will give us more of pic related

rofl youre actually retarded.

Maybe you should take a look at timber vs mirana pick rates? On winrates at ti6?

nth for no yurocuck teams in the top 3 again for the 3rd year in a row :(

>wanting a 99% major
delusional little autist

>95% female contestants
>only male wins first place
femcucks lmao

>w33ha
is he okay

>those knees
bounty hunters expression sums up my feelings about it desu

dazzlebro taking it home for the team

>lose objective argument
>go to the motherly coo of pick rates

Timbersaw's pass damage literally goes counter to the entire point of the ability. Timbersaw should not get to shit out lion aghs ults just by pooping out chakrams whenever they are off cooldown. That braindead LoL champ needs to have that thing actually spinning to do any damage.

Mirana literally only has damage in that one ability. While timerbsaw has pure damage in all of his other abilities and a scaling pure damage NUKE against str heroes.

About to upload my entry for warhammer contest, here is my black orc and night goblin set for alchemist...

No idea about how to name it thou

DOTARDS

>bulldog first item rapier on dusa
based

>femcucks
you misspelled woman

shit that looks really fucking good should name it the 'el presidente'

help. please.

somethinh something "boyz"

...

the shekel boyz

dem orkz' something

cute

>just realised lotus orb reflects spells

the fuck did you think it does?

>Daka daka daka
>Description: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Fake moan girl joined the voice chat in bulldogs stream.
Aaaaand stream ruined.

there are worse options
>grill gamer on mic 2 matches ago
>YEA LETS FUCK THIS DUDES DICK
>*BURP*
>OMG IM SO DRUNK
>WOW, GET REKD!!!!
>HAHAHA

mini stuns

next you'll tell me you didn't know it's a strong purge that removes stuns and hexes on cast

>don't worry bulldong, not everyone hates you. take me for instance, I just hate people who are black. lynch them eleniggle
based bulldog chat

>Diffusal blade
>65 damage, 25 attack speed, 3.3~ armor
>3.2k gold
why is this allowed

Do you like winrates? You can also look at those from ti6 if you'de like?

Or what else will make you stop sucking that mirana dog's dick?

low key best item in the game.

>strong purge
b8

Will there be any other way to get the deus ex announcer other than preordering?

>2016
>Being anti-semitic
go back to your hut, vlad

looks halloween

Liquid.Arteezy

иди нaхyй 99%

lots of different types of purges friend.
here's a sexy purge.

>no wards
>get ganked by pudge
>the support flames you

saw someone talking about armlet slark and got a blast from the past

That antimage is expressing himself beautifully.
This is what Dota is about.
No builds circlejerk bullshit.
Just what is fun. I commend him.

if you're not a jew then you are an anti-semitic.

Why almost all of the t-shirts in the shop makes you look like a sperglord dota 2 loser?

Why not make something as simple as this one where you can actually look good.

If the designs were at the back or theres a small packet in the front or sleeves are removed.
I guess majority of them would be fine.

Mentions :

Gondar Shirt (Sleeveless, shirt with pocket, sando)
WD shirt (Drawing at the back, plain and a pocket on the front)
CM Arcana (A small plain pocket at the front)
Riki 2.0 (With Pocket, good as polo shirt or a sando)
Axe (Drawing on the bottom,right side)
Ursa (Back, front can be plain, a polo shirt or a shirt with pocket)
Mirana and Luna (Polo shirt for women, or with or a sando pocket or and for men... are you really going to wear this?)

This are all the shirts that I felt would still make you look normal and people who have no idea what dota is would probably bite for it once they saw it online, through social media or local areas.

No one wants to look like a manbaby (maybe you).

This ideas are simple enough this way, there are some points that some would be good with stripes or some sort but no one will care about that opinion anyway so I'll end this here.

Sincerely, a /d2g/ Veeky Forumsg

>Genuine quality still exists
Worst case scenario you will have to wait an extra week for it to be added to the store, after which the entire pack will be decompiled so you can see all the voice lines and the ones that went unused.

most of them are like what my uncle would buy me for christmas if a were a kid

>where you can actually look good
this just in

graphic tees always make you look like a sperg lord unless you have a really attractive face and body

pic unrelated i assume?

this,
graphic tees are shit 90% of the time

>Veeky Forums approving any graphic tees
>Veeky Forums approving graphic tees where the image is the entire shirt
What the fuck? Did that board seriously go to shit while I was gone?

Its related, its a pokemon named vanillite.
A type of shirt where you would look decent while telling everyone you play pokemon,

hope dota 2 does the same

Meanwhile you could just build some typical shit like sb and echosabre and every game could be 20/2 and win

also, adding to this

graphic tees always look good when you buy them online because of the male models who are wearing them

because guess what, these people are getting paid to look good, they could wear a mlp shirt and look good in it

>wake up
>still autistic
>still 99%

WHY

>Mongolian teenage cavepaintings

>looks decent
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

i'm not approving, its just i want to give it some hope because it is literally a pussy repellant and i love this game.

>Aui out of team Secret already
>he hasn't done anything for Secret

>A type of shirt where you would look decent while telling everyone you play pokemon
user, just no

you don't look decent while wearing this shirt

people have no idea what vanillite is, you'd need a pokemon from the first generation to get that effect, if you really wanna go that route then it should be either charmander, squirtle or bulbasaur, maybe pikachu or something iconic like psyduck

The male model perfect ratio between chest and arms making the tees fit, super jelly

reflect spells is one of hardest mechanic to execute in term coding. I doubt other MOBAs would ever has that.

Graphic tees are literally the dumpster of shirts and while they can be done artfully people almost never try. Companies unsubtly slap a gigantic graphic in the middle because they know retards will buy it to publicly personify themselves, and artists just see them as a dumping ground for their already-existing artwork that will actually produce money. The end result is something that makes you look like a chode either way.

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His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.

Yo, make a pasta where fuTA fucks OD's cockhole.

>8k mmr team got trashed by 6k mmr team in the International.
>People still think MMR above 6k actually means anything.

>be coach
>get last place at TI

Whoops.

Hey /d2g/

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I want to know if anyone has exp in a situation like this:

>be sperg with 3 sperg friends
>swap to superior dota about 1 years ago
>3.1k getting there slowly FeelsGoodMan
>enter 4th friend
>been playing since dota 1 for as long as we remember him (8+ years definitely)
>3.4k
>makes every game bleak and shit even if it's a win or close game
>speaks and acts like 6k mmr+ telling us how he can beat people way higher than him mid
>ruined another lan last night even though we won 4/6 games
>Don't know how to tell a long time friend we unanimously don't want to play with him anymore.

wat do /d2g/ :_;

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Well there is still a gap, you would prefer having 4 8k teammates to 4 6k teammates in solo queue.

im your friend

dota makes people jaded and bitter

KYLE

Love the new style.

Any chances of previous 3 being redrawn in this?