THAT POOR MECHANICAL WOMAN INSIDE THAT OLD CAR

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That's as cute as cotton. Might get old in the long run, but it's an interesting feature.

>you will never get an 80s robot lady in your car
what cars have this

the old renault safrane had a middle aged dude in it

some early 80s datsun/nissans. she is called "bitchin' betty"

forgot the link
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FUCK YOU

STANDLICHT
FUNKTIONIERT NICHT.

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I NEED A LIST OF FUN SPORTY CARS THAT TALK TO ME I CAN GET FOR CHEAP, WHY ISNT THAT IN tHE STICKY

I'd overdub it with Brian O'Conner

>CARS THAT TALK TO ME
kinda sad actually ...

I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO ME

>tfw you don't understand what your car wants you to tell

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CAR
SPEAK TO ME
WHAT DO YOU WANT
PLEASE
YOU ALWAYS GET LIKE THIS

since this was the speech synthesis renault used till the early 90's it's easy to tell that this would probably be his voice

>that is incorrect
>that is incorrect
>that is incorrect
>that is incorrect
>that is incorrect

Fucking hell, Chrysler. Get your shit together.


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>lights are AHHNNN
>lights are AHHNNN
>lights are AHHNNN

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This is the one I was looking for

can i install her in my car

Sure, just wire the shit up to the door switches and the driver's speaker.

>pee is in the ignition

I don't fucking think there can anything be more 80's American than this car

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>A door is a jar
Somehow I doubt that.

Imagine having to deal with some fucking Vicker everytime you get in your car

ARE YOU AVIN A GIGGLE M8

Could somebody find the Japanese one where it goes "your lights are on, your lights are on, your lights are on" and then plays a little subway station jingle for several minutes?

fuck man, I love 80's digital dash boards.

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>that muffled voice
Sounds like riding the subway in NYC

PULL UP

PULL UP

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I'm not at all complaining, but how did this of all things turn out to be a thread free of shitposting?

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>that gran autismo in the comments

Imagine being driven every day, seeing the world and then being used less and less, not being maintained and ultimately abandoned. Day after day she waited to be saved. Months turned to years and years to decades. Finally someone opened her door after the overwhelming solitude. She's not sure she can even drive anymore. A man clicks on her lights while her engine is off. With all the power she had left, she repeated "please turn off the lights". Her last attempt to show she is worth saving and can still work.

Sad, not being able to re-chip the synthesizer with Captain Kirk, Spock an Scotty voices.

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>Sad, not being able to re-chip the synthesizer with Captain Kirk, Spock an Scotty voices.

In the case of this particular car you could relatively easily do that since the voice isn't on a chip, it's on a magnetic tape that could be newly recorded.

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god i want to install a bitching betty in my 80s shitbox so bad

the S12, Z31, and Maxima 810 all had similar set ups. the Z31 and S12 used a different system that had a much more synthetic voice, stored on tiny plastic records in an accessory box bolted under a finisher panel near the rear shock tower. They Played through the Drivers Door Speaker system, not their own dedicated one : the normal "chimer" under the dash is still there, just not active while betty is plugged in

lol

>tfw no carwoman to comfort

>tfw my car just screeches at me if I leave the lights on
I-it was an accident! ;_;

>tfw pop up so literally can't not notice my lights are on
>still want a bitching betty just to have a friend on road trips

she's just like a real woman too - nagging you to do something at constant intervals

Except this one can't cheat on you.

half life 3 confirmed

also old dodge "k" cars have them if so equipped.

>the farting brake is still on

God damn. the thread name and that picture make it sound like shes trapped in there; waiting for the car to get crushed so her soul can return to the aethyr or some shit

And she genuinely cares for you.

fuggin nice

but that's exactly how it is

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Holy shit it's fucking Jarvis

Not all z31 had records. I think it was only japanese models. I opened the box I in my 85 and there was no Record

who?

Every talking computer lady in a vehicle is called "bitching betty"

kinda sad how we went from bitching betty in the 80's to bitching fatty

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