/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

I'm gonna find that park and drive directly through it in a tank, crushing all of those gremlins beneath the treads.

No. They'll still survive.

water buffalo > pink buffalo > puchi

Then I will kidnap them and make their entire existence painful since they're apparently unkillable. All they will know is pain, forever. And when I eventually die of old age I will have raped them and raised bastard children whom I will teach to give the gremlins the same painful torturous existence I have. Generations of my incestuous bastard children will dedicate their lives to making the gremlin's existences as unbearably horrible as possible.

>puchi
>buffalo
wat

Last thread

Why does everyone hate Kenny loggens? Its just the same as rp300 going agents a rp20 but you guys don't complain about how they game can't match people correctly

>you will never have forearms as sexy as blate's

This amazing song should be the theme song for the next GTA game:
youtube.com/watch?v=8-hQwXnXzhk

>Still not letting people turn on ghost mode for Stunts and bringing back shitters with double $
>Still forcing "run up and melee target" simulator as a worthwhile mode
>Another fucking outfit that no one cares about but at least it's free
>Discounts on cars that are still fucking overpriced and are shit compared to supers you get for under $1M and a free fucking Sports car Rockstar gives you, and an offroad vehicle you won't use besides one fucking race that you rarely do
>Discounts on guns that players already have or don't have the level to get
The only fucking good thing from this is half off insurgents

>Discounts on cars that are still fucking overpriced and are shit compared to supers you get for under $1M
this is wrong though
both the supers on sale are better than anything sub 1 million

In terms of price, you aren't getting the million dollar difference, they are better but not by much

The next theme song should be the pained screams of gremlins as I torch them alive then whip them with a cat o' nine-tails. After that I'll squeeze lemon juice into their wounds and let them get infected.

>this thread

>this thread

>this thread

I shouldn respond to your shitpost, but:
Blater was ok with me changing it to an actual pill and then back to the GTA 2 Logo

I actually found R*'s humour funny this one time, fugg

>Micro UZI
oh god yes

It's a mac-10

That said I would like the return of a full sized Uzi

>this thread

yeah just noticed the stock

what a forced meme

>forced memes
post nessi

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>He doesn't have the airport layout memorized
>He has a shitty hard drive

>He works for R*

Neither of you will be as successful as me

>Me makes shitty landings and blames the game
Seriously, what the fuck were you trying to accomplish with that?
In b4 the usual damage control of "t-t-that's not me!"

>successful
Taking credit for an insignificant digital car's addition is a sad "accomplishment." Though it seems fitting for your pathetic existence.

>landing on a flat surface without anything in front of me
>shitty landing
Rockstar employee go home

>Playing on a potato and blaming r*

>meet all the recommended and required system reqs
>game doesn't run properly
>my fault
Go away

>without anything in front of me
Except there clearly was and if your computer wasn't shit you would have seen that.

l2p jetfag

>minimal system reqs
kek

Reading comprehension

>shitter who can't fly
who are you

Yeah, you need it otherwise your posts wouldn't suck shit.

>recommended is now minimal
(you)

oh my god shut up

Yeah, actually it is. Congrats on being a literal retard.

No, that's what "required" is

This video isn't exactly clear, were any crates lost? The "Cargo Remaining" bar depleted a bit but the warehouse was defended.

If crates were lost, how many?

10, he posted a comment about it

>solo crates
>stop to shitpost in the middle of the delivery
>come back to the game
>i'm dead and my crates are gone
>lv12 and lv31 shitter joined and destroyed my shit
>go in an autistic rage and proceed to minigun them about 8 times each until they go passive and eventually leave

hey /gtag/ what are the most awful/overused/tasteless color combinations for cars?

>red+black
>gold+white

maybe don't be a stupid faggot next time

>>solo crates
>>shitpost the middle of delivery
>>i'm an autistic
ftfy

>>gold+white
How have I not thought about this, thanks user
Also,
>green+purple

neon anything

wow u r dum

>chrome

>Buy a Burrito
>Decide to get the crew emblem on it
>All it is is a poncy little thing on the hood instead of using the big blank sides
R* has got some shit to answer for

Oy vey goyim, hand over those 25k and buy a shark card so you can do it again

le epic meme paintjob my /b/ro XDD

You'll not trick me, JewStar, for I know your schemes and I shall not hand over my shekels. You may run and hide, but even the trees and rocks shall call out to me "The JewStar is here, come and take from him his shekels!"

I just bought it in green, that was the default colour of it, I'm thinking about making it a dark metalic green or full dark purple

how are people this poor

>playing on console
serves you right

Wew tfw in San Juan for the weekend. Miss you krop bb

New start, blew all their money on another character,don't grind for hours a day, just blew all their money on some other shit, too Deus Vult to waste money on shark cards, your pick

is the x80 worth getting while it's on sale??

Not even if it was free, you mad? Unless you're 12 years old, how can you even consider driving it?

Tyrus
X80
RE7B

WHICH ONE

What does this post have to do with Grand Theft Auto?

T20

RE7B
Don't be a retard

>X80
No
>7B
If you're into racing or you like it
>Tyrus/ETR1
Better than any other Super, worse than the bugged 7B.

>
>What does this post have to do with Grand Theft Auto?

Nigga I am grand theft auto

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shit character shit taste in mods

>ruining the stratos
fuck you tranny

>getting triggered by a color

>triggered by rally lights on a non rally version of a rally car
You know how I know you have autism?

Okay

pointing out shit taste when i see it doesn't mean i'm triggered you tasteless faggot
avatarfagging is against the rules

Looks like child of mine and Aurora, but I don't remember having sex with Audi, yet.

>generic tranny #1 looks like generic tranny #2
Color me shocked.

>triggered by people giving their opinions
Maybe don't post shit in the thread if you don't want people saying it's shit.

>decided to look for some associates after running crates solo for few days
>after few hours of vip work finally get full crew
>2 of 3 are skiddies

jesus christ

It's always basic bitch trannies that drive the Entity.

>Not having an Entity ITTYOOL 2000 & 16 Years Anno Domini Of Our Lorde Today This Year Currently

ILMAOAYPLIICBCHWYFAIAGTBCHWYFAIIMAOMTITYSKYSD

Everyone gather round this here post and take a gander

nth for reposting classic webm.

bro are you okay
do you need me to get you some water or something

>Can't understand a simple acronym

Let me guess: American? Publically educated?

I think you're misinterpreting people's reactions.

Sorry, I am happy with my gender as it is, thus I don't need to own one.

All of them, plus the T20 and the Osiris.