Mass Effect General - /meg/ - MEG

this whole post is so fucking retarded holy shit kys xDDD

What a giant faggot

are you for real or are you really this dumb?

Ahahaha look at this faggot, look at him and laugh

people like this are allowed to live

Trivia: the heart symbol is based on the female rear.

you are useless in every way possible

Femshep is ugly

wtf, I hate femshep now

>No scams and autism allowed edition
>while thread is nothing but that
This general is lost.

>No autism allowed edition
Good job killing the thread before it had even started.

>complaining
>doing nothing to change the situation
useless in every form

>turn based strategy games have better waifus than Mass Effect

Endless Space 2? Or shall i say Early Space 2?

Endless DLC 2

atleast they have cute aliens

I want to buttfuck that thick ayy lmao bad.

>those leather-clad legs

FUCK

>being attracted to nigger features

Where do you live? Why are only niggers thick and why are white people starved where you are? South Africa?

nigger are unaesthetic in every way, has nothing to do with withes in the least. but showing how you changed topics to whites so fast I guess you are a filthy shitskin. please remove yourself

Lipolytic threshold

If niggers are unaesthetic then why are you saying that delicious alien looks like a nigga?

she looks like a nigger to me

>le voldermort face
>cottage cheese thighs
>disgusting veiny droopy cow tits
>delicious

You clearly don't know what nigs look like.

Endless Space is pretty great

>Not liking cottage cheese thighs
You couldn't have any lower T levels even if you became a tranny and started popping estrogen.

Cowtits are great you pedo faggot, nothing is better than a couple of soft Milky udders.
The combat was shit though and it seems to be crap in the sequel too.

>le T meme
kys

>>cottage cheese thighs
>>disgusting veiny droopy cow tits
>covered in clothes

Autism.

post more jane

You know I'm right, only faggots with bombed T levels could prefer twig women to curvy fertile specimens that just beg to get impregnated.

you are trying to hard

I don't have to try very hard at all to make you BTFO'd, just drop a small truth bomb to make your tiny dick retract up your pelvis.

You like fat women, fine but don't bother us with them

no its perfectly ok for me, go hunt your sheboons, whatever floats your goat, I have no problem with people acting out their beastiality fetish.

...

There's a difference between fat and curvy, user.

you didnt get the message, shut the fuck up, no one cares that you like whales. you are just being obnoxious about it.

I would stop posting about it if I didn't have to correct your stupid ass, like just now you implied I like whales and that's factually wrong.

>anybody gives a fuck about your definition of hambeasts

>anyone giving a fuck about your autistic opinions

>giving enough of a fuck to reply

>ditto

>still doing it

>Likewise
I don't think anyone has been so smug about falling for it before.

>falling for it
>still replying to the autist
you sure arent the brightest

>replying to the autist pretending to fall for his own bait

I hate you both

>getting confused about who posted which reply

Hi guys. How's it going?

Ayyy lmao.

Oh baby.

That is a wide-load if I ever saw one.
I wonder if she has trouble fitting through airlocks.

I bet she compensates by leaning forward so her chest can fit through but often get stuck with her ass in openings.

FOR FUCKS SAKE WHERE ARE THE MODS

>Hi guys. How's it going?
Pretty good, found out about a new cool looking game that was announced at gamescom.
youtu.be/fzkqMxd_7YQ

>he still takes the autism bait

>ditto

Lewd.

I'm also pretty interested in that game, it's pretty cool. It looks a bit boring gameplaywise though, like yet another 'evade the monster' game. But I love the environment.

What happens if you fuck a demon?
Have you seen the trailer for Scorn? That's a game I'm looking forward to. I love the artstyle, I just hope they aren't afraid to open up the gameworld into something else than just meat-tunnels. Bring a bit of Beksinksi in there instead of just gigeresque stuff.

>eating it all up
wew

They have forsaken us

Yeah, Scorn looks really neat too, I prefer the titillating demons in this game to the nightmarish grotesque stuff in Scorn though. It's nice to see games with more unconventional art directions getting made.

Indeed. They both have big appealing factors, interesting environments for one, and busty demons is another. Of course knowing Giger like stuff I'm sure there'll be some lewd environments too
I think both games will have great atmosphere, and I'm happy they seem to be doing something original.

Is it over?

mods are asleep

oh wow, these posts get deleted but the furry porn remains. A+ work mods, really usefull

I LEFT HIM ALONE

ALONE AND SCARED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Certainly seems like it.
I thought that was some latex underwear or something at first, the abrupt change in colour doesn't look natural at all. I'm amazed it's still up though.

Indeed.
Better than nothing I guess.

Alright, CYOA time. This takes place between ME2 and ME3.

The galaxy is full of unease, what was once a crackpot theory and baseless pontification seems more real with each passing day. The "reapers" that were once just a rumor on obscure elcor imageboards on the extranet seem undeniably real to anyone with a handle on things. The problem is that if the rumors are true there is no way of combating this ancient and terrible treat, there is no way to prepare for what's coming. With the few people aware of the looming threat being unable to do anything about it there has been a great desperation growing. Desperation strong enough to make them break rules.

One such desperate person has just funded an expedition to open and explore a promising relay which has never been used before. Hoping of finding something to either combat or hide from the reapers it's a desperate gamble since nobody knows what lurks on the other side. Not willing to risk a new contact war the operation is going to be limited to a small handpicked crew and one ship that will explore the virgin territory. You have been chosen to be one among them.

You're on your way to Omega to meet the crew and get onboard the ship that you expect you will spend your next year or so on, The Phoenix. From what you've heard it is the top of the line and one of the most advanced ships ever built in the Terminus Systems. Hopefully it will have everything you need to make your stay comfortable.

Your species is
1. Human
2. Asari
3. Batarian
4. Elcor
5. Volus
6. Turian
7. Hanar
8. Krogan
9. Vorcha
10. Malequar
11. Salarian
12. Drell
and the guys in charge are aware of that, so they better at least have your quarters set up correctly.

(the option with most votes will win)

>that perfectly woven floor made from the bones of the unfortunate
I came.
youtu.be/wk75B3o5xsk
You may be interested in this

Asari if they have dicks

if not, hanar

>a literal titty monster with a cunt as her head
now she just needs a huge feminine penis and she'd be my dream girl

>Indeed.
you are a furry?

all futa fags need to hang
literally on the same level as furries
I know this place was bad, but I never expected it to go this deap
We certainly need another purge

Indeed as in I agree with his sarcastic remarks.
Bad choice of words. And better than nothing meant that some bad posts deleted is better than no bad posts deleted.

They do, very big ones.

Human.

>we
need you to leave and stop shitting up this thread

no, Veeky Forums has enough shitholes to contain faggots and degenerates like you, you have no reason to shit up the thread with your retarded fetishes

Going to need a third vote to continue writing. I suppose I'll go slow since this general is quite slow though.

Asari if MT, otherwise human

You're hated by everyone in this thread, mate. If there's anyone who needs to be purged and doesn't belong it's you.

You're the sole reason this general is full of autistic cancer, you only need to look at the (deleted) posts above

Asari with cock and balls

you are just a cockloving faggot, why should I take anything you say serious?
and if I can ruin your shitty feminine penis ciclejerk I have made the world a better place :^)

this thread could need some Kaidan tbqh

fuck off autist

fuck off yourself

i didn't mean you in particular but it's nice of you to admit you're behind the gay shit too

Human, of course.

I really just dont fucking care.
Pissing of degenerate faggots is fun either way

It's beyond obvious he's the one behind it. It's the exact same autistic way of posting