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>Old Thread
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-kjaerbye
+zonic

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nice thread gofags lmao

Post the moe kissing thorin gif

Why is astralis so fucking shit c???

Is it possible to bhop on 64 tick?

Please kill yourselves shitralis

any fabric man in?

Its easier than on 128

Dead thread

youtube.com/watch?v=25Xkk__lnCI

>/csgog/ in a nutshell

Who do you think will replace wenton eventually? He can't possibly be a long term player for fnatic right?

I mean without scripts.

>join the official /csgog/ (magog) discordapp.com server
>everyone is cuter than me
>tfw

>join the official /csgog/ (magog) discordapp.com server
>everyone is autistic
>mfw

i thought prime was a meme but HOLY SHIT non prime is infested with haccers

blame yourself for being ugly

*pfffffttt*
mfw

Whoa whoa whoa there are a good 2 (two) non-autists

>No thanks, guys. We're good with Friberg

are swedish guys hacking or all of them just born to be pro in cs?

you and your imaginary friend?

>tfw GTR and forest could have went to fnatic and we'd actually have 2 good swedish teams

FNATIC vs GODSENT WHEN???

astralis are seriously bad

>cuckstralis
thank for skinez

we dem b o i s

what is it with astralis and choking?

they're danish

>tfw need to piss after fapping

-anyone on astralis
+niko

There's not a stigma against playing video games in Sweden. We don't punish children by taking away their video games.

pissing after is good retard
it cleanses the pipe and feels good

It helps prevent urinary tract infection, my little underaged virgin friend.

echofox is going to wreck selfless
optic gaming is going to wreck team liquid
cloud9 is going to wreck nrg
faze is going to wreck envyus

tell me who and i'll tell you if you are wrong

EZAF 4 FAZE

literally every one of these games are going to go 1-1

What knife has the best animations?

cuckrambit

Foley, Shox, winter, that one slav with an underscore in his name, Dave.

Most autistic: Rabbit, GochiUsa, blingi

Give me any team and i fix it

>still can get .75 to 1 on envyus winning map 1 while theyre up 6-0
holy fuck ez skines lmao thanks gotards

Selfless

That's 5 not 2

those m4a1-s knight skin is sick as fuck. shame the a4 doesnt have any dank skines

Only desolate space and asiimov.

Almost every m4a1-s skin is AT LEAST interesting looking.

Nice cheatos envyus

how 2 git gud

M4A4 [ ] M4A1 [x]
4:3 [ ]16:X [x]
Native [x] other [ ]
Five7 [x] CZ [ ]
Fnatic [ ] NIP [x]
CT-side [ ] T-side [x]
dust2 [x] Mirage [ ]
Anders+Cummler [ ] DDK+black DDK [x]
anime [ ] no anime [x]

prove me wrong
protip: [spolier]filename

these surprisingly are actually all right

reddit: the git gut guide

>pick ups rifle with 4 bullets
>doesn't reload

rain is retarded

Which one is sadder to watch? FaZe or Astralis?

aizy and rain being stuck with rejects, astralis roster not managing to win anything even though they are good.

Pick wisely, /csgog/.

How 2 git gud

Be this guy [] Be not retarded[X]

Everyone on Faze is shit.

friendly reminder that watching anime causes mental disorders

>m4a1
>native
>dust2

reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4ypp5s/if_you_think_silver_hell_doesnt_exist_just_watch/

>16:x
how about 16:12

Ofc

Ivan

You are a CSGO Dev and have a meeting with Gabe Newell at 9am. He wants you to head the team and double the growth of the game.You can only change/add/delete 5 things. But you can do 5 things with compete autonomy and they must result in massive growth of the playerbase, engagement as well as positive community sentiment.

Please explain why each of your move will result in growth. Be prepared for questions so you must be able to back your statements up.

If you fail to deliver or can't give good answers, you're fired.

devil can't run boost

based kio

>FAZE

>FaZe

who is your favorite csgog discord poster?

>JW and Flusha are no longer part of fnatic
RIP fnatic

blingi to be honest

Hey guys
AMA

do u like anime

"hey are you an anime [...]"

>KennyS

who's this girl

Why is Faze so bad?

don't you recognize her?

its your sister

Chloe Salpa.

HAHA OMFGGGGGOD SO BTFO

Anyone got the discord link? Surprisingly enough, I'm not actually shitposting I kinda want to see if it really is as autistic as it seems.

when did kennys start toggling?

What shot has been toggling? lmao

>See guy

>shoot him or near him
>VAC VAC VAC

I understood if he never saw or heard his opponents, he is just playing how an AWPer should be performing

>girl

discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy

baited for this exact response

HenryG's voice makes me nauseous.

not autistic!!! not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its dead

not dead!!! not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah it's Blingi

it most certainly is NOT blingi

:3

Nah it's blingi

haha kenny obviously locking

stfu autist

>faze raiin put 2 ii's in his name so he wont be confused with the other faze rain
lmao

oh shit i predicted optic tarik like 3 days ago

kek what a shit choice

I don't think tarik is a good player but he certainly can't be worse than stanislaw, anyway.

why did turok reject c9's offer?

Has anyone's download for this game stopped at 100% and never finished?
It's happening to me and I can't fix this cocksucker, I literally looked through every steam forum thread I found on google, tried everything, and it still hasn't worked.