BMW CUCKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>BMWs were the most expensive to maintain by far, with a 10-year cost of $17,800.

>any year
>falling for le GERMan engineering meme

>Estimates

That's vague. Details, son, give them.

>le BMW is unreliable meme
All of those people are morons that don't know how to do proper preventative maintenance. My E36 with 112k km has literally never broken down. Why? Well this weekend I had my auto trans replaced, got a new water pump, hoses, and radiator, and heater core. Was it because they were all broken? No, I had them replaced so they wouldn't be an issue in the near future. If this is too complicated a concept for you enjoy your Japanese FWD cuckmobile, you aren't ready for a master German engineered autobahn blaster.

>spent extra money to keep a car running
Thats the whole point of OPs pic moron
Fucking bmw fags are retarded.

You're not helping your argument. AND you went full retard.

>bmw cuck damage control

Preventative maintenance =/= repairing and has nothing to do with reliability. I can see how you would equate those things since you're a 15 year old that drives his moms minivan and can't do an oil change but when you grow up you'll understand.

>MINI at 25

wat

Buddy works at a BMW/MINI dealer, he says they literally do 4 engine swaps a week because they shit the bed so often. My sister was going to buy one a while ago and even members of my city's club say half of their regular's cars are in the shop at any given time.

Source please.

Astronomical levels of retardation reached

based toyota at it again

>expensive cars are expensive
Who would have guessed?!

For no reason at all.
Ive driven corollas from the 80s that were more comfy than a bmw.
Zero reason to buy a bmw.

I highly doubt that unless you're comparing it to an e30, in which case, I also highly doubt that.

>zero reason to buy a bmw
Torque, RWD, based I6's that are strong enough to handle high boost on stock internals, countless comfort features, aesthetic as fuck, factory coilovers on cars older than you, great handling, large aftermarket, 0 blind spots... I mean, should I go on?

>BMW cucks confirmed BTFO

>tfw Lexus GS350
>tfw max comfy combined with insane reliability
>tfw parts and repairs are dirt cheap and cost as much as an Avalon to maintain

>this assmad about not owning a bmw

>Infiniti costs more to maintain than Subaru
Subaru is cereal box garbage, all of my friends have constant issues with their subbies

...

>Japanese
>not garbage
Pick one

>no response
>this ass blasted
Kek

audi confirmed god tier reliability among the big 3

>$12,400 over 10 years
Jesus

>mfw BMW cuckolds are absolutely BTFO
>mfw they have to rev up the damage control

enjoy your slow, rusty money pit

>still has no response except memes
Fucking kek!

>with a 10-year cost of $17,800.

Really? That's cheap.

You have to admit it's at least a design flaw from bmw. If it'll inevitably break early, it's a bad design. That's why toyota and lexus are at the top because you won't have to do that shit for a long fucking time.

And 70,000 miles is a joke son.

>still has no response other than butthurt

KEK!

Always mire your car bro

>Japcars still the most reliable cars after 40 years of America playing catch-up

>this assmad

>has no job
>drives shit box
>watches cartoons
>born into trash
>still ass blasted
Failure mode engaged upon birth. Kek!

>takes trip off
>same fags
Get a job. You're pathetic

>this assmad
No, I'm not him. I'm Alphonse, silly.

>literal projection

KEK

>samefagging
Kek

see
those 2 post are within 1 minute, no one is samefagging

stay mad BMW a shit, cuck

>this triggered
Lel

>posts a toaster
Kek

>make a thread JUST to trigger BMW cucks
>BMW cucks get triggered
>"n-no, y-you are the one getting t-triggered!! ;_;"

KEK

How the fuck does a BMW cost $5k more than a Mercedes to maintain?

>bmw cucks are this mad

>implying the toaster isn't the bmw after the vanos fails for the 3rd time in the month

KEK

BMW a shit

I wanna fuck that fox.

>d-damage control
Kys

> BMWS ARENT UNRELIABLE
> I DID ALL THIS TO MAINTAIN IT

> meanwhile OPs pic is about cost to maintain

>damage control

is that what ur BMW ecu has to engage after yo start burning oil again?

KEK

You and I both.
>bmw fangirls this mad

i don't think you guys understood sarcasm

or satire

do you speak english natively?

Yep, only reason I can see this as bullshit. How is Mercedes and Audi cheaper than BMW too? Those two are even fucking worse from my experience working at a shop.

>Based on cost to maintain.
That's figuring oil changes , timing belts, exhaust system rusting. Comprehensive cost of ownership. BMW got btfo

So you mean to tell me a luxury Toyota Camry with a 2jz is competition for BMW and they think they can compete?

>Torque, RWD
Oh wow, stuff you can find on any good sport sedan.

>based I6's
Oh wow, stuff that's been irrelevant since the 90s.

>high boost on stock internals
Oh wow, stuff that can be done on a lot of performance cars.

>countless comfort features, aesthetic as fuck, factory coilovers on cars older than you, great handling, large aftermarket, 0 blind spots
Oh wow, you just described every luxury sport car ever.

I mean, should I go on?

A 97 328 is going to be a lot cheaper to maintain than a 97 750il.

MB and BMW both have flagships north of $120K.

OP is retarded...