Dota 2 General - /d2g/

me

people who go to woods
buttblasted fags who usually pick last and then realize that they didn't wanted to pick supp

Kobe Bryant from the Lakers, now that's paper.

open your dota. if you look in the lower left corner of your screen there's a minimap, use it to navigate between kills and farm.

play unraked until you get good

>rubick
>windrunner
you got me

Why does he look like a fucking cardboard cutout. Also, pale as fuck.

Reminder that Aghs Timbersaw does more damage in a bigger radius instantly on an 8 second cooldown than Lion Aghs Ult, Skywrath Mage Aghs Ult, Lina Aghs Ult, etc. on 1 ability

I'm not trying to disprove anything. I hold to one clear statement that I believe in: You are sad, pathetic and autistic. That is all

Slotherina - PPD's ex
Michelle - Purge's gf

well duh it's balanced because timber is really easy to kill

No dirty picks please. I want to win but seeing that fish's face just tilts me instantly.
How can I get good in a gamemode where people don't take the game seriously? I mean, people don't play the same way in unranked as they do in ranked so how's that gonna help me?

Reminder that i fuck ur mom harder than ur dad ever did

how do i get a gf like purge

Does timber have crazy stun/silence like Lion or Sky?
No?
Then shut the fuck up 2k mmr shitter. Skywrath actually shits on timber pretty hard.

I do that, but still I cant maintain a 200 last hits in the first 30 mins like the pros do

What kind of magic are they doing

>I hold to one clear statement that I believe in: You are sad, pathetic and autistic. That is all
Thats why im saying i think you are the one that its all that not me

and you never denied anything i said about you

so theres that too

That is all

1. get thousands of dollars
2. be a cuck
3. accept used goods with a kid as your gf
4. give her money

that simple

>I'm not trying to disprove anything
Why would I bother? I can tell you, I don't care about anything you say about me. I just say, that in my opinion, you are sad, pathetic and autistic

What are the necessary reworks for pudge, tinker, broodmother to bring them back in the meta??

be a jolly fat gook with a monster cock

by learning how to carry shitters and experimenting without worry. You're 1.5k. You're not good enough to carry by yourself yet

>reworking pudge
Yeah, no. Icefrog and Valve wouldn't want to lose 70% of CIS fanbase.

can we all just step back and both agree

that both of you are sad, pathetic and autistic?

But why?

who is the bitch on the left?
and why did they invite a bunch of random shitters to this? ruins the game

I'm having fun, shut up

>tell him how to win EVERY game
>he doesn't follow my advice despite asking for it
fuck off

>purge getting cucked LIVE
what is HAPPENING

WHO'S THE ANKLE SOCKS CUTIE?

me

well Sam looks like a man unlike that pasty white nerd next to him

75 / 150 / 225 / 300 average :^)

purge's girl

Jess's little sister

thunda thighs....

SLACKS IS A GODDAMN MADMAN

CALLS OUT VIRGIN BETAKEKS
CALLS GIRLS BITCHES AND WHORES WITH NO HESITATION

SOMEONE RESTRAIN THIS MADMAN

>pick terrorblade
>no one buys courier and 700mmr CLQ wannabe Earthshaker on team and down 2 raxes
>still win because I picked Terrorblade
Nice game dotards.

>"I showed her 20 dollars and her face lit up"

what EXACTLY did he mean by this?

>10/10 NA

>I'm not trying to disprove anything
>I'm not trying to disprove anything now
FTFY

Do you want me to quote your posts in the last thread where you did care? I can do that if you want

I think that you might have made the first step towards your recovery

at least subconsciously you might have accepted that you have a problem, thats why you stopped trying,

its ok, we might get you through this

>I just say, that in my opinion, you are sad, pathetic and autistic
and your opinion can be wrong, right?

He even has a top tier qt gf desu

she's literally fat and dumb

Why do killing your cogs count as denies now?

BRA ACTION

WOW ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING THAT A BERNIE DONATOR WOULD GET KEKED LIVE ON STREAM TRULY SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT

is she wearing a shower curtain as a skirt

For SF in early game

>skirt

What do I need to disprove? That you go rounds and rounds to say nothing? My very first post was my very statement. After that we did rounds with the BTFO thing, which was nonsense. Then you were about saying how I was in denial, or something. That someday I would recover, that you understood me (then after you claimed that no one can tell what other people think in anyway)
Go on, quote everything. I have time. I mean, you can do it but I won't care, because I never tried to deny anything you said. I'm not in court, I don't lose anything by you telling me whatever you want. So in that vein, I still believe you are sad, pathetic and autistic

>it's actually luna&courier dota pants

To channel Chaos Knight

Reminder that Purge is better than you in every way.

- is good-looking
- smart
- is in top 1% of dota
- makes 6 figures from his youtube alone
- and most importantly, he gets to fuck this fine piece of ass every night.

It's Luna and Mirana you retard.

CHOTTO MATTE

fuck off Purge the socially awkward nerd pulled a cutie like that.

Maybe that's Purge's actual son. Ever think of that faggot?

don't ever reply to me again unless you feel like contributing to the thread

but she's already cucking purge

If you can't meme your way out of 1k you should just give up now

GIVE ME PURGE GF TWITTER INSTA, I NEED TO FAP.

purge is a dumb berniecuck and his gf seems like a typical stuck up cali bitch

now MISERY on the other hand, is a GOD amongst men tasteless

someone tell me what happened

>everyone getting bodied by the 6'5" 250lb American

you mean he gets to prep the bull every night like a typical californian

Is it me or does he have baby hands

>Tell everyone Misery is mafia
>Then yourself

Holy fuck Swindle

nah he's just fat and tall so they appear smaller

>What do I need to disprove? That you go rounds and rounds to say nothing? My very first post was my very statement. After that we did rounds with the BTFO thing, which was nonsense. Then you were about saying how I was in denial, or something. That someday I would recover, that you understood me (then after you claimed that no one can tell what other people think in anyway)

You don't thats the point, you did something stopped doing it and now are doing something else, thats what im saying

>My very first post was my very statement.
you meant the first post itt, why are you trying to forget the old posts? are you suffering from some sort of PDST induced by getting btfo?

> After that we did rounds with the BTFO thing, which was nonsense.
Um we already went over this, i pointed out that you might be suffering from megalomaniac disorder and when you couldn't find a way out you secluded into your safe space or at the very least stopped talking about about

>Then you were about saying how I was in denial, or something.
Well thats what it looks like

>That someday I would recover, that you understood me (then after you claimed that no one can tell what other people think in anyway)
What do you want me to say, that what you have is incurable? That would've been mean and hurtful.

>that you understood me
Who are you quoting. I just saw something that was reminiscent of something else, when i asked you at first you disagreed but then stopped talking about it. I went with the most obvious choice like you said i should but i don't know im just reacting to your behaviour

Cap Ellie is best

oh shit Sam has a tan

>try to catch up with this autistic debate
>go through 6 posts
>still cant figure out what youre arguing about

thats a bad sign guys

YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET ANY INFO ON PODCHAN FOR ANOTHER YEAR?

FUCK YOU D2G.

WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET THE FUCKING FREE 10 LEVELS FROM THE PRIZE POOL PREDICTION?

ALSO, IF YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE 20-21 YOU ARE ACTUALLY BEYOND FUCKING RETARDED EASIEST FUCKING PREDICTION IN THE ENTIRE COMPENDIUM

you two autistic retards arguing over 2 threads now really need to simultaneously kill yourselves

>50 minutes in your Huskar dies to their solo Lich
>twice
>all 4 teammates literally flat out don't understand the concept of buyback
>while all 5 members of the enemy team are spamming buybacks from 40 minutes on to stop base pushes

you are le only constant xD

we havent been able to get ANYTHING concrete on icefrog for fucking 10 years, what did you expect?

>Isn't smart enough to follow internet arguments
user....

I'm mad Purge pulled a 10/10 cutie who wears Ankle socks.

Don't be so sad, pathetic and autistic, it took you too long to reply.

szkoda szczepic ryja na ciebie debilu

We got this

sorry mr caterpillar

Literally just go practice last hitting.
I'm not even memeing. Get a last hit practice custom game and don't start another game until you can get every last hit in the first 10 minutes.

>Don't be so sad, pathetic and autistic, it took you too long to reply.
Im not those bot how would that transalte into posting slowly, how would you even know from all the possible reasons that those, in case they were valid reasons were the correct ones

>it took you too long to reply.
It takes longer to you

also who is this dude

sadly i think that's actually a female

>10/10
No. Average Cali girl at best. Typical bitch personality.

why is Dotard 2 scene so gay?
Purge, Blitz and Cap all have gf but I can easily see that they are sometimes having gay sex after casting games

It seems to me that you struggle to come up with nonsense. I keep it as short as possible, when possible

uh it's called brotherly love