/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

Thanks, I'll give it a try. Have some rare portraits

Fuck, those are some nice portraits

>biker DLC is a joke
>shitboxes when tho

The irony

Only modes I play that are are sumo & wolfpack also the all others never get filled in terms of players. Wryyy

you seem to want attention
have a (you) to make you think i care

>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club

listen here cumslut i don't want attention i want to quit this shit waste of time general so i can spend more time doing shit i actually enjoy rather than shitflinging with autists all day so how about you shut the fuck up

The only motorcycles I have are an Akuma and Hakuchew for racing.

Muscle car DLC is equally autistic though

so now that blater is being a normal well adjusted human bean how long until he gets a girlfriend that he drags into the shitshow that is gtag and slowly destroys it with the insuring drama that will no doubt follow when these things happen?

okay.

yeah i agree man, those civillians' muscle cars are super autistic. bro you wanna give me your number so we can hook u- i mean ride in formation together? i'll show you my patches if you show me yours ]:)

too true... its ride or die biker brother.... ride or die.... ill send you an invite for my online mc and we can go attack some low lvls... u can ride on the back of my hexer if you like....

Mansex club is my favourite meme.

Except I don't drive bikes.

Did you miss the part of my post where I said "for racing?"

They literally never leave my garage otherwise.

Keep crying shitbois

>actually googling that shit from tumblr
I got news for you.

bump maybe 5 long maybe i actually would some rally race maybe who the fuck was making that cool map anyway

what? oh yeah right, anyone wants to join up with this?

cheers man... ride rough hot stuff ;)
>search gay biker so i can get more fuel to make fun of mansex clubbers
>somehow this makes me a mansex clubber
fuck you leatherman

>make fun of mansex clubbers
>even people who don't even drive mansex bikes
>using the meme this wrong

More like accuse people of being Mansex clubbers because they dared to make fun of your tiny penis cars.

>defends mansex update by virtue of comparing any other update to the shit tier update that the mansex update will be
honorary mansex clubber
muscle cars are literally the best class in the entire game and anyone who disagrees has shit taste

Hydra 50% off when?

I wasn't defending the biker update, I was saying a muscle car dlc would be just as bad.

But do whatever it takes to make you feel better

never so shitters don't ruin my crate runs

>LUL shot you down with my hydra LUL

>I wasn't defending the biker update, I was saying a muscle car dlc would be just as bad.
which is wrong
leather club is two generals down

Maybe don't be in a public session retard if you don't want people to make money by killing you.

Do you bitch that someone killed you when you have a bounty also?

...

yeah i'll just go into my invite only session to MOVE CRATES nerd

>mansex poster is an insecure fag from another equally bad class
Figures.

There's ways to get in session by yourself while still being able to move crates, faggot.

>googles homoerotica for shitposting purposes
>thinks his opinion isn't entirely worthless

>actually falling for the 2k a crate meme
good goy, destroy the potential profits of fellow players so they get discouraged and by our shark cards!

I don't do that pussy shit you weak ass bitch

>Join a public lobby
>Find a new session and block the game in your firewall when you're screen is in the clouds
>Most of the time you'll enter an empty lobby that randoms can't join unless /gtag/ or friends join you
>Other times you'll end up in a lobby with one other person and you can repeat the process
>Unblock the firewall before buying crates and enjoy grinding

>implying i'm insecure
i'm plenty secure in the knowledge that every single class is superior to mansex bikes
>images are homoerotica
are the exhaust fumes getting to your brain, leatherman?

>its a meme to destroy a crate and get 2k

Stop being so triggered by the fact people are trying to make money.

Maybe if you had friends you wouldn't have to worry about people fucking with you or better yet just get into a session by yourself.

holy shit he's actually defending this shit the absolute madman
how much are you getting paid from R* to shill fucking with honest CEOs trying to earn some cash in this grindfest? besides the measly 6k maximum per shipment that is

Nigga you can get enough money for 10 crates in the fucking wait time between shipments.
2k pays for ammo and service bills.

Man if this upsets you so much i'll just kill you for the lolz the money is just a bonus.

that's besides the point you colossal tard, fucking over CEOs' cargo shipments doesn't even earn you as much as working for them would, or alternatively doing your own VIP work if you could stand to do something more complicated than 'ME BLOW UP CRATE'
congrats on helping R* sell even more cash cards tho
i long retired from crate runs
you're still a fag though

And millions of dollars from moving crates pays for meme-cars, supers, and gold helicopters as well as ammo and the bills.

God you poorfags are pathetic

Maybe the CEO should invite us to his organization then

Also
>if you fuck over players it means Rockstar gets more shark card purchases
God this is /pol/tard level of retardation.

it literally isn't though. here, i'll guide you through how destroying CEO crates leads to shark card sales
>CEO spends money on crates so he can store them then sell later
>pure profit for him, rockstar gets nothing
>CEO spends money on crates, shitter destroys them
>money down the drain, has to buy more crates draining his account further and diminishing profits, potentially leading to him giving in and buying a cash card, rockstar wins out
this is why most CEOs with half a brain and knowledge that fags like you are out there play in solo sessions, so they don't have R*'s pets going after evil players who want to make decent cash without going through the misery that is heists

Man its really funny how you constantly play this game yet hate the developer for not giving you everything on a golden plate then bitch when people who worked for their hydras and shit get to have fun and make money.

But nah its a jewish conspiracy and I'm currently getting 100 bucks a day from rockstar.

oy... yes.... mishinge mensh... destroy those shipments with your three million dollar jet...

I love how you can always easily spot new players because they act as though literally everything in this game is not made to constantly be draining money from you. Drop 10 million on a yacht? Gotta pay the nonexistent staff. Drop millions on an office? Gotta pay that assistant. Spend millions of dollars to "own" a high end apartment? Still gotta pay rent, goy!

Millions? Isnt the apartment top tier with the best view only like 600k?

Crates are killing GTAO

Heist DLC when?

Never

WHERE ARE YOU, AND I'M SO SORRY, I CANNOT SLEEP, I CANNOT DREAM TONIGHT, I NEED SOMEBODY AND ALWAYS

What are you guys looking forward to for the biker update?

balancing out weapons and military hardware
we´ll just get more useless shit though

I would have but you just missed us >tfw no screenshots because screenshot thingie wasnt running

Quit then you retarded sperg aint nobody gonna miss you

Nothing wrong with being a mansex club member.

People are just jealous of how tightly-knit they are. They WISH /gtag/ was half as organized and fun.

Literally the last thing that needs to happen in this game.

Is it worth to get GTA:SA on Steam? Should i just pirate it?

Pirate it.
Steam version got "updated" which removed some radio songs.

>Another Buccaneer fan

My nigga!

>2K

In the time it takes you to call your hydra, drive to it, find the players moving crates, and blow them up, you could have robbed a store for the same amount of cash.

And it would cost less given you don't need any startup capital (200 for pegacucks).

It not happening

Thanks.

What's the most efficient way to make money with just one person and a small garage?

Fill it with single crates and sell at max?

>What's the most efficient way to make money with just one person
Do you actually have a CEO office or what? Because it sounds like you have to build your way up.

Contact missions/heists

Yeah I got the office, but that finished off the last of my old money hackerbux, so I could only get a small warehouse.

>Passive disabled in Volito, an unarmed helicopter
>Allowed in a Hydra, Insurgent, Armored Kuruma, Lazer, etc

What is the logic here

Drinking and flying kills.

> Rockstar
> Logic

"Fuck it" - GTAO dev team, 2014

But....If you're flying you can't drink.

Vans have Rockstar going like:

> "lel we can't code sliding doors, so vans are 2 seater only."
> Lowrider update
> "Oh hey guys, we got sliding doors now."
> Great. Will you update the other vans?
> "LOLNOPE. You Want sliding doors, turn your can into a shitty lowrider."

Drunk passengers shitposting on the internet kills.

>hate myself and try to do random heists with some russians for humane raids
>russian is flying the valkyrie
>desyncing all over the place and end up flying through the ocean in sandy shores before warping up to the sky
shit was crazy

It's also the reason why the initial non-DLC helos have their sliding doors permanently open, and yet when the Swift came out it had functional sliding doors.

Rockstar's coding is laughably inconsistent.

>been doing heist glitch with this dude and his wife plus a friend of theirs
>we're just fucking around during the time while we're waiting for another heist invite
>during this whole time they said they all have over 20 million dollars on hand and the wife just had 30 mil but bought the gold jet
>kill her during one of our waiting times and a car she stole and was going to sell for 10k
>she freaks out and has her husband kick me

Girl games
not even once

that is why you play with gtag girls they are like dudes but with a vagina

>stopping people from earning money for the lulz™

Nah, you are a faggot.

Its 10k when we've been making millions plus she has over 20 million

Literally make that all back plus 100% more in 10 mins

Every little bit counts, you massive cuntknuckle.

I wouldn't have made over 30 million if I didn't squeeze every funbuck.

It's amazing how players underestimate car sales nowadays. It used to be our national pass-time.

>rockstar are a bunch of jews!
>proceed to act like a jew

I used to collect gang cars to sell in between missions on dedgen.

1. I don't call Rockstar "Jews"
2. I will penny pinch until this game goes offline because fuck shark cards.

Just bought this game, and it's giving me an error "unable to initialize direct x 9 device" What the hell does that mean?

Gonna run a PacStan if I get enough people on board. 20%. GTAG bros make it easy and painless.

SC: Stracci99

>Page 10
Post your characters or cars I guess

No shark cards, no funny munny. Legit Clean Player. And I have a life.

ded thread

I hear Cockstar just added a character transfer filter for the hippo players. The modders seem to be upset...

>character transfer filter
what?

when you orgasm do you let out a loud honk?

Got this in my inbox, sry for shit quality. I know he is a modder and don't think he'd make this up. I don't know anything else about it...