need some help /d2g/ >hitting or >running which is more fun?
Alexander Gutierrez
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Dylan King
Reposting a quality post by a quality poster.
List of all hero relationships in Dota (pt. 1): >Phoenix/Winter Wyvern Heat comes to all dragons, and even the Winter Wyvern is no exception. She tried to resist the effects given the importance of the war going on around her, but ultimately her mind began to focus on little else than finding a mate. Luckily, Phoenix was eager to oblige her, strangely more out of concern than self-interest, and the two have been together since. >Faceless Void/Spectre Travelers from another plane, Spectre's unfamiliarity with the world as we know it left her quite astray. Fortunately, Faceless Void was willing to help guide her through this new realm of existence, in more ways than one. >Bloodseeker/Riki More of a one-sided relationship than anything else, poor little Rikimaru would give anything to give Bloodseeker the slip, but Bloodseeker longs for the taste of satyr butt, and he can smell fear, along with open wounds. >Lion/Lion Lion masturbates, a lot. So much in fact that he merited his own entry on this chart as a pairing. >Phantom Lancer/Bounty Hunter Despite possessing wildly different perspectively on this war, the two catfolk came together over discussions on the art of deception. While they still argue which is better, they agree that illusions have many benefits out of combat. >Night Stalker/Doom Two beings who rule over worlds of fear, they found that their combined efforts elicited a much more enjoyable response than any individual effort exerted on a hapless victim.
Evan Rivera
>you will never be as autistic as Envy
Jace Rivera
>tfw still learning
Oliver Martin
Daily reminder that anime makes you bad at dota
Michael Roberts
If you want to try both, play Nightstalker
Ayden Bailey
Stop posting this shit.
Jayden Thompson
was with a 9.5" bbc all day. totally worn out.
time to relax with some dota :DD
Aiden Jenkins
>Post the hero you learned to play Dota 2 with >learned to play Dota 2 with >Dota 2
Adrian Green
why was envy alone here?
Michael Cox
pt. 2 >Queen of Pain/Wraith King QoP was WK's personal dominatrix until his people rebelled. While his death freed her from her ties, it's not like the QoP of Pain does't like having someone to come back to and inflict a little bit of torment on every now and then. >Beastmaster/Brewmaster Having met over a heady amount at a bar, the two found a shared interest over Beastmaster's infatuation with fauna, and Brewmaster's desire for casual intercourse. Much more of a physical relationship than an emotional one, these two meet whenever the other is feeling up for something. >Dragon Knight/Visage Being the guardian of a great maze unfortunately doesn't grant omniscience. Visage fell in love with the dragon Slyrak long before the battle of the ancients, and when he saw Slyrak alive once again, he was overjoyed. What he didn't know was that the Dragon Knight was the form that lied underneath. While this resulted in a significant amount of awkwardness, it wound up being the start of their ongoing relationship. >Jakiro/Venomancer Having met in the Jidi Isle, these two came together as a result of their outcasting from nature. Considered abominations by others, these two found a fulfilling relationship in the acceptance they give each other. >Nature's Prophet/Creeps Spending a lot of time away from the other heroes, even the Nature's Prophet gets lonely. Somewhat taking advantage of his elevated status, he makes use of the many creeps who would be delighted to help him out with his needs. >Sagan/Mirana Having strived her entire life to the service of Selemene, Mirana's relationship with Sagan stemmed from an overly-enthusiastic interpretation of the goddess's will for her guardians to keep a bond with their mounts. >Lycan/Luna Two people of the moon, Lycan found that her attachment to Nova stemmed less from a psychological bond, and more from an attachment to very particular bits of anatomy. While their relationship hinges on very shallow terms, it's what works.
Brandon Brooks
>kelly isn't hot
-d2g
Xavier Howard
pt. 3 >Huskar/Dazzle Spending a lot of time together in combat, these two found shared interest in sacrifice that must be given for good, and a hatred of Axe. They're very interesting in testing each others' limits. >Vengeful Spirit/Skywrath Mage This relationship is already explicitly stated in the lore I should not have to explain this to you. >Centaur Warrunner/Enchantress Opposites seemingly attract, while these two half-human creatures stem from different backgrounds and have significantly different views on combat, they find a mysterious allure to irresistibly permeate the other, perhaps it's pheromones. >Tusk/Bristleback While this could hardly be described as a relationship, Tusk and Bristleback were rivals ever since one fateful barfight. Their bedroom relationship stemmed from a slur that Bristleback drunkenly hurled one night, which Tusk surprisingly challenged him on. The two are still trying to settle this dispute. >Tidehunter/Slark/Naga Siren Seemingly destined for tragedy, Slark wants nothing more than the heart of the Naga Siren. Unfortunately, Tidehunter is intent on taking advantage of the smaller fish, and with a size difference that prominent, it's a little hard for Slark to say "no". He also has a perpetual fear of Slardar stealing away the Naga Siren, but in reality they're nothing more than former coworkers with a casual relationship. >Templar Assassin/Outworld Devourer Beings of intellect, the two managed to find secrets that the other would rather keep hidden forever. Fortunately, their nature led to overlapping interests, and the two agreed to assist each other under the condition their secrets never got out. >Sand King/Earthshaker These two became best buddies almost instantly the makes waves in the earth, literally. They eventually discovered that their interest with earthly matters extended far beyond their physical capabilities, and ended up as an Olympian couple.
Luke Nelson
does fwosh curl her toes on camera intentionally because she knows you faggots are touching yourselves to it?
Xavier Sanchez
pt. 4 >Juggernaut/Sven/Crystal Maiden Crystal "Maiden" is canonically a slut lusting for Sven's cock, she doesn't mind that Sven is willing to share everything with his best buddy Juggernaut. >Spirit Breaker/Shadow Shaman As it turns out, there are many needs brought on by a physical form that the Spirit Breaker did not anticipate. Sexual relief was one of them. Fortunately, the strong narcotic aspect of his semen made Shadow Shaman more than eager to help out with this desire (at least, after the first time, where he needed a little persuasion) >Windranger/Drow Ranger People of the forest, having met after one particularly late expedition of the Windranger, the two accidentally made the happy discovery of each others' bedroom interests. >Legion Commander/Axe Individuals of power, having reached the highest ranks of military through different means, it was only natural that they would be drawn to each other out of curiousity. A few questions here and there, and the two found out they had a lot in common. >Bane/Puck Creatures of dreams, these two came together after Bane inflicted a less-than-professional Fiend's Grip on Puck's behind. Puck actually wound up enjoying the experience greatly, and followed Bane around longing for more.
Julian Ward
fwosh her yes :)
Caleb Williams
Who is the other redhead asian?
Josiah Rogers
Fwosh has gross ass feet her toes are tiny and misshapen. Also her second toe is long as fuck 3/10 feet to be honest would not lick.
William Roberts
pt. 5 (fin) >Zeus/Medusa Two pieces of Greek mythology, this couple has a history stemming far back, but it was only recently that they began to pay mind to each other, brought about by the ongoing war. >Roshan/Ursa Despite rather sizable differences between the two, a lot of time spent together naturally ended up with the two learning about each other. While Roshan is still bound to his pit by a curse set by the gods, Ursa made that experience just a little more enjoyable. >Clinkz/Pugna Clinkz is one of the few heroes that were alive long enough to know Pugna before the skeletal transformation. Being a practitioner of the necromantic arts, Clinkz knew Pugna from back when they were both very young, and the two developed an ongoing relationship. Pugna was female before an incident with Viper resulted with most outwardly indicators of this being erased. She uses her current voice because she likes they way people react when scared.
Ayden Peterson
i think her name is bonny. shes a twicth streamer dating some dota player or something.
Isaac Hughes
solo mid, copying based MMY back in 2010
i'd been playing before though but that's when i remember actually trying to learn in a conscious manner
Jose Williams
where did godz go
Caleb Smith
Who is the girl on the far left with black glasses.
thanks but I was asking for the full transparent version with the original tits i hope you step on a lego
Jacob Brown
why?
Julian Torres
Needs a bit more greased lightning
Jordan Barnes
who is the most beautiful person in the town community?
Colton Kelly
What are the meta mid heroes right now"?
Evan Morris
then watch ingame?
holy fuck people are so autistic
Leo Nguyen
>no Nahaz at the mafia LAN
What's the point of this shit?
Anthony Morales
>go to wsg to watch fun shit >see a dota2 gif
well I'm here now, so better post fun shit
Jason Jenkins
BS mid
Joshua Jackson
because kunkka will surely be banned
Nolan Flores
hes a canadian and he rapes women
Jose Bennett
nahaz will never be invited to another event because of what he did to sheever
Josiah Evans
How is slacks so good at mafia? Who can stop this man?
Cooper Hughes
Someone needs to start up a gofundme to get sloth some new kicks. Those fugly sandals need to get trashed.
Thomas Cox
stairs
Thomas Edwards
>selfmade >has a gf >top-2 ti6 >good at mafia >white >big >american
damn
Ayden Allen
Would you lick Slotherina's legs while she leglocks you?
Jace Stewart
I thought only neckbeards who wear socks and sandals wear those things.
Thomas Hernandez
>>selfmade >begged for money
Owen Rogers
Who is his gf?
Jonathan Barnes
Good times, desolator plus bf People told me "why bf" and i used to say "dont care about cleave, i just wanted more damage"
Easton Collins
>Neurosci degree >Worked his way up from doing videos and memes to properly being the voice of community >Literally takes up the roles to be the entertainer at most events and not ashamed of himself >Literally the ourest of our guys
How do people dislike this man? I mean, yeah his voice is annoying and all but goddamn I do have immense respect for this man.
Brayden Gray
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Kayden Harris
thats nice, tolerable battle station
Hudson Morgan
you forgot >not a manlet
Grayson Morris
timber invoker miraner s'about it
Caleb Richardson
>i think Slacks makes good read because he makes throw shades on everyone and never manage to latch on a maf
