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What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out of the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll fucking run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I reached the top of the page on FurAffinity, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret conventions worldwide, and I have over 300 confirmed yiffs. I am trained in gorilla fursuiting and I’m the top suiter in the entire US furry fandom. You are nothing to me but just another weeaboo. I will yiff the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across all of FA and your name is being added to Artist Beware right now so you better prepare for the storm, weeb. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your customer base. You’re fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare paws. Not only am I extensively trained in unprotected sex, but I have access to the entire collection of the cub porn you've drawn and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of FA, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit furries all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking done, kiddo.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

I sexually Identify as a furry. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dressing in fursuits and towering over the children visiting this PG rated convention. People say to me that a person being a furry is disgusting and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install cute fox ears with a fox tail to match on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Yiff Yiff" and respect my right to yiff other furries. If you can't accept me you're a furryphobe and need to check your fucking privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

Oh fuck off. This isn't trolling. It isn't cute. There are no lulz here. It's infantile interference in people's fap time. The only thing you have in common with us is the word cunt. You are a cunt, and we like stuff stuffed into cunts. Fix the fucking links, demod yourself and crawl off to some forum where people think your bs is clever or whatever it is that sad trolls like you normally do in their mom's basement, so we can go back to being a bunch of horny adults showing each other pics of pussy and getting off.

as if he wasn't a slave to whichever agenda the hollywood degenerates were pushing in any given year. i just watched the clip and i want to slit some throats. some important throats. some degenerate mkultra mind control hollywood throats. horseshit cuck faggot agenda in every fucking movie. there was one where owen wilson falls down in a locker room and a black guy with big wang and white guy with small wang surround him. i was watching it with my fucking father when that scene came and i was fucking outraged. outraged at the blatant faggot agenda. what movie was that, so we can get started on murdering that kike director? same with 'get hard'. there was so much garbage in there about being gay. a whole fucking half hour dedicated to getting used to sucking dick "for prison". will ferrell, kevin hart, you people are dirt. you people are culture demons. it's fucking disgusting and people need to be murdered. swiftly, and without remorse. hope everyone involved in that movie dies slowly and painfully. pieces of rotting shit hope everyone they know gets cancer and fucking croaks. hate you goddamn idiots. such strong hate for you psy-op pieces of fucking luciferian garbage.

Fuck this i'm on BlogTV with my fucking hands up, i'm not starting my fucking self. You fucking stupid bitch, this stupid justice all fucking righteous fucking nigger, Alphonse is doing this shit. You fucking NIGGER, I swear to fucking god i'm gonna..... Yo, everybody type in the chat Alphonse is a stupid nigger, just type in the chat Alphonse is a stupid nigger. Fuck him, fuck him.

Go away, Lighto-Kun

We all order our subs and everything is going well, we decided to sit upstairs so take our tray of subways upstairs (for some reason this subway gives you trays to hold your food on) as we get upstairs there are alot of cheer leaders who apparently work there which is fucking weird. Anyways we sit down and when i look down at my tray my food is gone so i start asking where its gone. But no one seems to know. So for a little while i sit there and get sad about it, then decide to go downstairs and ask for a refund. So i go to the counter to be greeted by my old primary school head teacher who also now apparently works at subway. I ask for a refund and he declines so i start getting upset and telling them all i wanted was subway and now its gone. Once again declines and this time as old women who was really ugly with really messy hair starts walking towards me to grab me. So of course narturally i turn around to run only to be jumpscared by a really fucking scary clown (i hate clowns bro) who then tazers me?!?! Like what and oh no theres more as im falling to the ground the old women puts me out with chloroform and they all beat me while im passed out on the ground. So there you have it. Dont ask subway for a fucking refund.

Yalitz's pedophile brother violently called into question why I was speaking so calmly and confidently while he was threatning my life. The reason? Because I know something you don't. My second family is made up of active duty and retired police and military. You will also be entering a region of almost 100,000 active duty military members that will lay you out the second you cross the Virginia/North Carolina state line with a sniper shot to the skull on the Chesapeake Expressway. Don't worry, I won't kill you, buy any member of MY second family will have no issue doing it for me if harm comes to me or the girl I told them I am dead set on protecting.

Imagine the following situation: You and your gang of webacks & beaners roll up to my house in your lowrider. Guns ready to shoot me. I open the door and walk outside calmly while reading a manga. You start making threats and point a gun at my head. I am still calm which pisses you off and ask why I am calm. I then point out the 3 heavily armed military private security officers that quickly rush out of my garage and 12 law enforcement officers that have quickly surrounded you from behind. A sniper is just half mile away with a crosshair aimed at your head to turn your skull into a soup bowl.

How fucked are you? This isn't a fantasy, this is the reality that you will face if/when you get here. I know EXACTLY what will happen before you get here, and also WHEN you get here if what happens before you get here never happens. Either way....I....win. You're playing with fire mother fucker. You put faith in the devil and your worthless gang of street rats, I put my faith in heavily armed and trained ex military members working private security, and law enforcement officers, all of whom are already trained to deal with a terrorist take over.

Let's dance, mother fucker....Let's dance.

nice reddit thread

Listen here, kiddo. No one here's entertaining. It was never entertaining to begin with. The first three posts on this website were Moot in his holy faggotness saying "oops", someone responding with "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE" and then someone calling him a newfag. Ever since this shithole of a website was concocted in the deepest crevices of internet hell itself, it's always been shit. The only things that were ever funny were oldfags screaming about how this site used to be good, and then even older and infinitely more pathetic oldfags came along spurring a quote often used by newfags which is "/b/ was never good". And they're correct, just as they themselves are. Nothing on this site is entertaining. It's GET threads, trap threads, porn threads, shit you shouldn't share threads, you laugh you menstruate, cringe threads, and the most faggoty of all; draw threads. These are pathetic and stupid threads in which if someone gets more than two replies, they instantly think they're a drawfag celebrity. They're not, they never will be. No one is well known, and the one's that are do nothing but repeatedly shitpost until they gain unlucky notoriety. So for the love of fucking turtleneck foreskins, make a fucking image of your drawhead shoving a high-heel shoe, up their anus, and into their rectum. It's the only thing you could possibly be remembered for, other than being a disgusting mongoloid anal-loving shitbag on a greasy, unclean, filthy PC.

What the fuck did you say about me, you cis rapist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in gender studies, and I've been involved in numerous public raids on Veeky Forums, and I have banned over 300 misogynist shits. I am trained in not citing my sources and I'm the top land whale in the entire Tumblr army. You're nothing to me but another trigger. I will ban you the fuck out with butthurt the likes of which have never been seen on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with raping me over the Internet? Think again, cis white boy. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of landwhales all over #stopgamergate and your account is being rustled right now so you better prepare your jimmies, sexist pig. The media will biasly slander out the pathetic little thing you call a gender. You're fucking dead, rapist. I can be anywhere, anytime, and kill you with my massive fat folds, and that's just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in being triggered, I have access to the entire arsenal of Tumblr, and I will use it to its full extent to send death threats to your family all over the fucking Internet, fucking patriarchal bitch. If only you could have know what raging hormone filled butthurt your little "clever" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have circumcised yourself. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn PTSD inducing troll. I will shitpost all over you and you will choke on your own injustice. You're fucking dead, cis boy.

i literally find you in every fucking video talking shit of the band.....if you hate it so much, then dont bother listening to it, period, stop bringing your "no tom no blink" shit to every video....and "this song is sooo average and boring. this isnt blink" is not a FACT, thats an opinion......you are clearly hating on the song and the band cause tom is not in it, i have read your other comments saying how much the band sucks and that they are "killing the blink name" cause tom, someone who has been doing things in blink so carelessly, is not in it....dont try to bring up some other lame explanation why its not blink, tom has fucked blink for too long now, he's out, thats his problem....so shut the fuck up and just listen to AVA or something else

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

hehe I bet he's got a small dick mines way bigger
I could satisfy her every lil wish lick that pussy hard fuckin core yeah I go hard in the motha fuckin taint lick that clit swirl my tongue around that lil bean of a clitoris she loveing it all of a sudden "SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHPPPPPUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT" "OMG SORRY ITS JUST YOUR SOOOOO GOOD AT THAT I COULDNT CONTROL MY SQUIRTING PUSSY JUICES" me: lick lick slurp slurp "dont worry boo I love it" then I push my rod into those flaps and start humpin super sexxy slowly gaining intensity her pussy raining orgasms juices all over my pelvis I got her in friggin pound town just jackhammering that pussy she screaming she loves it then I rip my rock hard cock out jackin it blow my load all over her chesticles then I squeeze my mushroom tip super hard the last few drops in her mouth

STOP, DROP, AND REGISTER TO VOTE️️, do NOT listen to what CORPORATE MEDIA SAYS superdelegates STILL have not PLEDGED their candidate even tho $hill has made it look like it. BERNIESTILL has a chance in CALIFORNIA, we need someone who stands for the MIDDLE AND LOWER class, someone who is able to put a MIDDLE FINGER to the establishment, someone who is TRULY the CLOSEST politician to GOP's favorite ️️JESUS CHRIST️️. NO other candidate has ️HIS️ track record, NO other candidate fights for WOMYN in the same way. I have ️️️FAITH️️️ that WE can come OUT even if inton HAS ️reached the REQUIRED delegatecount!

i bet he's a fucking slut for cock he looks like the type of btm boi who acts all holier than thou because he's pretty and has daddys money but then goes and blows user daddies in the bathroom at the bar like the little slut he is then drives home sloppy drunk in the car mommy bought him to stare at grindr for like three hours straight looking for a real man to come over an d pound his bussy these kinds of boys are good at what they do but dont even bother talking to them nobody is home lol thats kinda what makes it hot tho knowing that you can basically own his worthless body for a while since hes too fucked up on insecurity to assert himself also i like making it hurt when i fuck boys like him it drives home the point that just cause theyre pretty doesnt mean theyre not faggots barely started in life but already with blown out fuckholes on a one way ride to AIDStown lmao

Wow you Australians are the fucking worst. This shit isn't even funny and all of your stupid reddit jokes you throw in your copypasta are just as if not more "cringy" then the content you are reviewing. There's nothing inherently funny about your content, its just a bunch of "dank memes" and other meme buzzwords that 4channers use that don't realize they stopped being funny 5 years ago, your humor is the most dull and overused shit on the internet right now. You should probably kill yourself.

Also your profile picture is a fucking create your own anime character shit made in flash, are you fucking gay and retarded?

Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus minimus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous(for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, cuz you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactic conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.

Oh boy I bet you are so proud of that post you just made. I bet you googled yourself silly finding articles that supported your point and double checked to make sure there were no holes in your argument. It was all for nothing. Little did you know that i am completely detached from these proceedings. I am 8 layers of irony deep and this whole thing is funny to me on a level you could never comprehend. I am untouchable in this battle, I am never wrong because I hold no actual opinions. I am an imp, a trickster spirit haunting the wires, I do not seek understanding, I seek only to confound and bamboozle. Don't you feel foolish for challenging me to an argument now that my true nature has been revealed? Please reply.

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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

here is some ironic stats for you 80% of people in the world have experimented with animal sex.

right now 22% of the worlds population are having regular sex with animals. right now in your town or city 5% are having sex with dogs right this instant. 2% are having sex with a horse.

BUT here is the kicker less than 1% of the worlds population have regular sex with an exotic animal and under 0.2% are currently having regular sex with an apex predator who is NOT tranquilized (( big cats, bears, etc))

there are people out there who have had sex with kangaroos, ostriches, emu's, penguins, sea lions, deer, dolphins, orca's, wolves the list goes on.

only thing that gets me is why don't these people make a video or take pictures just to let us see what it really is like.

I knew of one photo set (( 4 pictures )) where a man is giving a lion oral sex and another 2 photo set of an oriental woman letting a male tiger mate with her. (( it was to collect tiger semen from what I remember.

but in all honesty, you walk down the street and you can bet any amount of cash at least HALF are having regular sex with a non-human lover.

A girl I had an internet crush on won us backstage tickets to see Taylor Swift at the Greek in Hollywood. I was having the time of my life even though the date wasn't working out too well, and the opening band is incredibly sweet and conversational with me. They go on stage and I see Mrs. Skinny Asshole sitting on a couch with a bottle of something and an affected blond by her side who looks like she's on pills.

I surmount my shyness, approach her and say "Hey man, I just wanted to say I love your music and it's had a big impact on me."

"Oh yeah? You like my music?" she says back.

I nod.

"Well me too. That's why I fucking write it idiot."

Then she gets up and walks away. I had ordered a box set of her whole discography a few weeks before the show. It came a week later and was promptly sold.

The day before the Super Bowl in Dallas (Feb 2011) there was a big party at the House of Blues. My friend was working security, walking around making sure people were ok, etc. Standing and hanging out in middle of the stairway was Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.

My friend greets them and politely asked them to get off the stairway because it's a fire hazard here and they (House of Blues) could get fined. Demi apologizes and is about to walk away when Ashton buts in and becomes frustrated. My friend, who is one of the nicest people you could ever meet, asks again and tells him why they couldn't hangout on the stairs.

This is where he shows his true colors.
He starts out by exclaiming that he has never heard of that rule before. Then says, "do you know who I am?" At which point my friend replies with, "yes I do but I don't watch bad movies." That pushes him over the edge and he becomes irate. "OW MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKE? IT DOESN'T MATTER, I'M GOING TO GET YOU FIRED!" He continues to threaten my friend and after a few more choice comments, Demi grabs Ashton and takes him upstairs.

Fuck yeah thinkpad is beast

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>tidus

oh man

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