/owg/ - Overwatch General

why is this happening, is /pol/ actually raiding other boards for some reason?

Bottom right is Top 500 which is separate from GM and does not have a fixed SR threshold, it depends on the leaderboards obviously.

Be my guest, chéri.

Last one is the "top 500" icon.

Top 500 are still in GM but with a different medal

What do her toes taste like?

i think the bottom right icon is when you're in the top 500, and the second to last icon is grandmaster but not top 500

When's the new comp season starting?

Cutest and best pairing

HEIL!

Formaldehyde.

Even /pol/ has more of a sense of humour than these 12 year olds

Reminder that there are people in this very thread that will defend pro hackers

Salty flesh until you suck the sweat and dirt away. Then it just tastes like your saliva.

Oh ok, I'm dumb thanks.

I had been peeking at streams and never saw anyone with the blue Master icon so it was starting to weird me out.

>Get red Summer Zarya in a box
>get two epics in the next box, one being hippon genji
>"welp there goes all my luck surely"
>this happens
>only 2 days left
>no Americree

SEND
HELP

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why is the GM icon less complex than the master icon

SIEG HEIL KAMERAD! THE JEWS CANNOT CONTINUE THIS WHITE GENOCIDE!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6mFV-3ytiC8

>get killed by Mercy
>find out she was Ana boosted

Literally the only things I want are any Lucio skin and Zenyatta's Medals.

Everything else is a bonus.

Color > Design

I want Tracer to suffocate me with her vagina, taint and asshole in a thigh death grip

Overhacked

the color looks better too

> mfw I kill the flanking Reaper myself as Mercy

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Grandmaster is 80+ in the current system, and even top 500 is below that.

90% of people will be gold or platinum, just like everyone was 40-60.

Because the "master" icon is actually top 500.

The time will come brother.
The pressure increases.

Sorry, no.

Pure Ditz Mercy is best Mercy
>Doesn't realize Torb is sexually harassing her
>Has a girlcrush on Jack (oblivious of the fact that he's fucking Ana)
>Too dense to realize Genji is trying to ask her for a date (desperately).
>Believes the best in everyone, even Reyes

So I just killed a McCree, a Reaper and a Reinhardt as plugsuit D.va in quick succession

I'm now hoping the next new character will have a rapid-firing projectile weapon that does decent damage as their main weapon, as opposed to being a sidearm like it is for Dva and Mercy

Post yfw you're winning and suddenly you hear
>RYUUJIN WO KEN NO KURAE

>This thread.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wTI5dlrGoY

hammer daun

Not soon enough

>QP Route 66
>I get paired with 2 Top 500 players
>they both go WM and Ana
>Oh boy this will be easy
>We can't get past 2nd cap because evidently they have no fucking game sense and I end up getting gold on elims, obj time and damage

I just want my fucking team to DO SOMETHING when there's only 3 of them and 6 of us. jfc

Good edition

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what about the dark side of the moon cover with the regular smug on one side being split into all those colors

>Someone actually took the time to type this trash out

Just play Zenyatta.

i dont understand the connection between overwatch and the nazis

why do you keep posting these things

>mfw viewing Genji posts on the official forums

i believe the correct thread theme is this

soundcloud.com/joelpwnar/overwatch-trailer-music

I'm not posting it, I find it funny that Stormfags are invading our general.

>yfw let's break it down/experience tranquility

Report and ignore

buds

oh

lets

break

it

down

When will my girl be good again?

>experience tranquility

>just got soccer hue's summer skin
>never play him
fug

I said rapid-firing

Zenyatta fires about as fast as McCree, that isn't rapid

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Maybe they were blowing off steam because they have spent months tryharding to achieve their rank. Or maybe the other team had 3-6 top 500 players. QP has MMR too, you know.

tracer is clearly upset that nobody wanted her for the wild olympic sex orgies

Do you love the national pride version of her?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
START YOUR ENGINES
>Eliminated Genji (100)
>You have died.

She's still good, just get Zarya bubbled and harmonied and pick off your counters first, then kill the rest of the team.

Not so soon with the incoming Hanzo buff.
She will be good at giving blowjobs to her teammates, like the good fluffer she is, anyways.

>I GON FUCK YOUR ANUS, SEE?

Reminder if you pick off-meta garbage Mercy and lose you should get reported as everything is your fault for not playing Lucio.

FUCK I HATE HAVING THIS USELESS BITCH ON MY TEAM JUST FUCKING STOP PICKING HER THERE IS NO REASON TO MAKE OTHERS SUFFER.

probably the best thing about playing zenyatta is denying genji ults, tranquility charges stupid fast

Yeah, the last icon is for top 500.
That's why you can get stuff like this.

Compshits get the FUCK OUTTA QUICK PLAY

I just want to pubstomp but you and your 4-stacks and your Codified Competitive Team Comps complete with hero switches between points are infecting the pubbies' innocent minds. GET OUT

>*Chink*
>"Come 'ere"
>*BLAM*
>"UEGHHH"
>[muffled snorting in the distance]

>join quick play
>game starts, we get steamrolled
>2 people leave 3 minutes in
>leave too
>find another game
>repeat

this sure is fun

Nobody "defends" them because nobody gives a fuck in the first place

>go soldier
>keep getting sniped by widow and ana
>go winston and shut her down
>widow goes reaper to counter me
>manage to always avoid him and harass and kill squishies with the help of zen orbs
>gold elims and 1 death

Thanks zen mains.

So here's an interesting question: Which of these two posts is more autistic?

This one:

They're both dumb.

this one

clearly all three from the same faggot

>Not playing PTR
>Playing QP
>Getting upset about "off-meta" picks in QP
>Complaining about said picks in QP on a cantonese shadow puppet chatroom

> Eliminated Genji (100)
> Eliminated Zenyatta (100)
> You have died
> scream "Witness me bloodbags"

Best fuckin feeling in the entire game

>everyone gathers beneath Zen's light show
>Genji swinging through everyone impotently
>Roadhog finally puts him out of his misery with a hook + kaboom combo
I've really grown to hate Genji. I get rock hard whenever I time my barriers perfectly as a zarya to deny a Genji an elim off their m2+v+shift combo.

>OGON PO GOTOVYUU GO WAGA TEKI WO KURAU

>you're winning

Remember ranked-metababies: suicide is always an option, if you cannot learn to play (you can't).

Nah they need a pro player to kill themselves first.

>tfw waifu Widowmaker
>tfw decide to read up on the lore
>tfw same name as her late husband
>tfw in-game, she sighs and says my name every time she misses me
>tfw have a friend named Reyes irl
>tfw have a friend named Ana irl
>tfw can speak a little French

To do list:
-Make friends with a man named Jack.
-Join the French Foreign Legion
-Create Overwatch when Windows 10 Cortana teams up with iPhone to wipe out the human race
-Marry a French girl named Amelie
-Wait for terrorist organization to kidnap my wife and upgrade her
-Wait patiently for newly improved blueberry wife to return
-Experience true happiness for a short time
-Die in my sleep without regrets

Don't worry, I'll make sure to hook up Ana and Jack together while cockblocking Reyes. I'll make sure your waifu becomes real too, Pharah-friends. I promise.

what was your rank on live out of curiosity?

Bastion is cute! Cute!

>Roadhog on my team gets extremely buttblasted about the enemy Reaper
>Try playing Reaper against the enemy Roadhog in the next match

>Scenario 1: Roadhog hooks and one shots me
>Scenario 2: Roadhog's hook is on cooldown and killing him isn't too difficult

What would Roadhog even do without that broken stun n' pull mechanic?

coolmatt69

thats why he has the hook you tard

>What would Roadhog even do without that broken stun n' pull mechanic?

Be an ult battery for the enemy team and the allied team Mercy.

Please make sure you die too and rid this world of your autism

Congratulations, you have grasped the basic concept of playing Reaper against Roadhog