Wanted to buy new e class

>wanted to buy new e class
>in the showroom nearly bought it
>notice the exhausts are fake bullshit
>i say fuck this gay bullshit
>google these issues
>find out my only choice is bmw unless i want bullshit exhaust

They're only fake if you get the entry model, you cheap piece of shit.

WRONG

fake and gay

there are smaller exhausts hidden in a fake fancy exhaust exterior

Why do fake options even exist?

>fake engine noises
>fake BOV woosh
>fake exhaust
Don't you just feel it's wrong inside?

>entry model

fake and gay

>fake vents

Fuck you Ford

>Don't you just feel it's wrong inside?

absolutely

so after researching, i came to the conclusion nearly all high end cars are doing this

except for bmw

so i'm gonna go with bmw then

It gets worse

I hope you're OK with fake engine noises, guy.

It's all gotten disgusting. Premium fukken plastics.

>amg gt
>it's only with entry models, guiz

for the love of god

is bmw doing that?

well fuck all this bullshit

i will just ride a bicycle

This is autistic as fuck, who cares about that shit as long as the outside aesthetic looks good

And Volvo aren't doing that fwiw

When he said fake exhausts I thought he was referring to pic related, where the chrome exists are literally non-functional.

In those images, sure, they're fake, but they are still functional exhaust exits. They're heat shielding to protect the plastic since the exhausts are mounted inside the apron, whereas traditionally the exhausts hung below the apron, as they do with the BMW as pictured in the OP.

They're doing it because the engine design and layout makes them very sound insulated. It doesn't help that turbos act as sound deadening too.

It can be turned off, but don't expect to hear much without the windows open.

That is one ugly fucking ass.

in some M models yes
but it's easy to disable it

It's classes better than the all look the same fat ass Mercedes though.

looks like crap tho, when i see this bullshit on the road i cringe

bmw doing this bullshit as well now? oh lord

what am i going to do? i feel like i cant live in this world anymore

????????????????????

why would anyone want fake sound, fake exhaust?

where is the dignity?

You can pick the exhaust ends when you configure your car, you can have either

>modern drivers
>dignity

to me the 5 looks way more respectable than the 7 just because of the exhaust gimmickry

when will they learn

Emissions bullshit and luxury car sound deadening == super restricted exhaust. BMW Motorsport's customers like to hear their engines, so they add fake exhaust note.
Any real enthusiast who buys one of these is going to put in an aftermarket exhaust anyway.

Both are ugly but the 7 takes ugly to a whole new level. The S class honestly looks better, not to mention the S coupe.

The best looking BMW is undoubtedly the 4 series.

anything that isnt the AMG is shit entry level badge whore central

i loved mercedes more than i loved life itself

but since they start doing fake bullshit i want them to eat shit and die

The 7 has schizophrenic design, seriously. It's like every new line drawn was a new hallucination for the designer and somehow the suits approved the finished article because they were too busy popping mushrooms to notice how bum fucked the car looked.

HUEHUEHUE

The disgusting horizontal chrome strip along the trunk takes the cake though

That shit was ugly on the old 7 series but boy it got even worse now in combination with those fucking hideous tail lights

Just going to get myself a 5 and let other people drive fake bullshit

>IF WE PUT CHROME FUCKING EVERYWHERE IT LOOKS EXPENSIVE RIGHT GUISE??????
>buying a car with fake engine noises
Which 5, anyway?

I like my bangle butt
not the prettiest car ever but it's max comfy and handles good

I miss chunky alloys. Everything has to be billions of thin spokes and dipped grey satin paint for the inside of the tub and the spokes

fucking gay shit

It's not a big deal unless it's like pic related, or it's a single exit exhaust with a fake second exit. Easiest way to spot a cheapskate in the winter.

You'll never get a car with the exhaust tips attached to the rear bumper anyway.

LOSER WHO THINKS HE KNOWS WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT

>Which 5, anyway?
beats me , i dont know shit about bmw

i was waiting all this time for the new e class now i see its a joke with fake exhausts

get a4 quattro

bangle was the worst thing to ever happen to bmw. fucking hack.

OK which E-class were you looking at?

e300 or 250

the equivalent 5er to those models would be a 530i/d or a 525i/d, respectively

thanks a lot, this saves me the research

also,,,, those rear lights on the new e class

o lord what are they thinking

looks like a joke all around joke

mercedes fuk you mother fuckers

i'm leaving you forever!

Pictured is the left exhaust port from a GLE63 AMG, a $110k SUV sporting a 550bhp V8. Note that the innermost exhaust "exit" is entirely non-functional and blocked off. It is the same for the right side.

How does this make you feel?

What the fuck bitch

They made it look exactly like a longer C class. It's fucking pathetic.

Design homogeneity needs to fucking stop.

>How does this make you feel?
it makes me want to brutally gorden wagener

I don't know what's worse, that or the cheap moulded plastic that supposed to look like grille mesh

these were real exhausts right? rear lights also way better than these sissy lights on the 2017

>grille mesh
Hideous design tangent?

i'm just going to keep driving my old CLK until the wheels fall off. at that point i'll get a bmw 530

>those lights

>meme magic made the Predator joke real
Veeky Forums FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

The 2013 E class looks best but it has that fake exhaust or at least looks fake

those fake exhausts are an absolute deal breaker

i would not buy that car for 10K

Aren't mercs and beemers (high end) supposed to be insulated from noise and quiet. Like I thought the goal of high end luxury cars was to be quiet and soft so it feels like you're on a private jet or some sheeiitt

I cant believe how ugly every single consumer lexus have been since early 2000s

>LFA
>IS

>LFA
>consumer

IS is the worst looking car in its class by an incredible margin

Finally a car that looks different from the back.
At first it's a little strange, but the more i look these tailights the more i like them.

it's sad to say you must buy a cheaper car to get a real exhaust tip. The veneer is expensive frou frou only reserved for the most expensive cars

That's a pre LCI car. The strip goes away 06 and later.