/feg/ - Fire Emblem General

Cuck

Pretty good.

Yes, but I don't see how that's relevant.

Fuck off cuck.

>birthday thread aka guaranteed shitpost magnet (see all posts above me for proof)

I love everyone!

looks like any other thread to me

Nobody cares, cuck.

I love Severa and so do you!

Post more cute stuff!

No I don't

Stop putting these words in my mouth

Fuck off.

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Which Queen song best describes this man?

I like Hana

>p
Who cares

I still remember those past months when people thought NoA/Treehouse wouldn't allow you to marry/impregnate them.

That was back when people thought that the Hoshido siblings were actually related to you and everbody wondered if they would be fuckable or not. Some even thought Nohr could have the better story with the whole rebellion from inside approach to Nohr.
How foolish we were.

Who /NOHR/ here?

hey i got bullied out of my general (scv) so im gonna hang out with you guys for a month

oh wow these girls sure are pretty.....

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cuck

leave before it's too late

are you guys bullies too?

i just want to feel loved and look at cute girls

?

really? all the cuckposting and an image is what's triggering you?

People get bullied out of here on the regular, you're not safe here

Yes, we bully and call people cucks! KEK.

They basically made them unmarriageable for anyone sane.

>Getting bullied out on an anonymous imageboard

its so hard to find a safe zone these days

i guess ill try playstation vita general next, their girls look cute

You HAVE to fuck one. The other will get BLACKED by 20 horny thugs from Detroit. Which one do you save from this horrible fate by making your bitch?

Can they both die? I hate furries.

Velouria. At least she isn't 100% retarded.

If you choose none they both run away and the 20 horny thugs fuck (You) instead

Can't I just genocide them both with my beastkiller?

Whatever happened to "Supreme" Alex?

Level 3 Fire orb

He became the king of kitsunes desu

>His miracle sperm worked out to produce 4 attractive/cute kids who are all turned out to be really popular.

Guy would probably be laughing about that at Mexican lobster's face while joking about the time he killed him.

Fine then, I kill myself. If that's also not an option then the fox so she can be a pet.

Should I even let Xander breed, he's such a shit and his kid is ugly too.

Selkie is cute!!!

I want to marry Rinkah and make her my wife.
I want to make tender yet passionful love with her, I'd love to impregnate her, to fertilize her eggs while she's softly moaning because of the orgasm of the moment, then she would look me in the eye and smile while crying, whispering "I love you, my dear husband" she will hug me and push me forward inside her.

Then we would cuddle the rest of the night and in the morning she would cook pancakes.

Can I fuck their fathers instead?

no, you don't even get xp from his kid's paralogue

Then you find out it was a dream and she crushed your head like sparrows egg between her thighs.

Cousin~ cousin~

You know that she burns everything she cooks and that her abs are fake, yes?

friendly reminder that there is nothing wrong in marrying your cousin

They're both shit desu, so no.

>your canon love interest is the only girl that is closely related to you
What was IS thinking?

>canon bride
>in modern FE
Closest to canon is you have no wife.
Like Robin.

>playing fe7
>get to Renault's chapter
>set up eliwood to intercept his route
>the fucker DOUBLES BACK after opening 2 chests
>end up killing him for his guiding ring
so how is your day feg

>Intercept his route
There is your problem.

>Rinkah
>crushing anything
user...

So the smallest group of people that don't actually matter?

twitter.com/NintendoUK/status/736182911012048896

twitter.com/NintendoUK/status/738713628694708224

What's the best talent for someone who intends to marry Beruka?

Orochi IS for breeding

Who is canonically the strongest usable character in fire emblem?

Thank you for fixing the castle link.

Is there a Revelation efficiency list anywhere?

I remember one guy who LTC'd it made one a while back.

Probably Ced.

They've done worse

Seth

How different are each of Fates' versions? Do they merit a playthrough each if I'm not really a hardcore fan of the series? Which one of them is the best storywise? Gameplaywise?

The BK
Or atleast nobody in FE ever made me shit my pants as much as that asshole when he walked out of some random house in the harbor level and one-shotted Neph

>S
Corrin, Azura, Xander, Camilla, Ryoma

>A
Reina, Hinoka, Shura, Fuga, Gunter, Jakob 1, Silas

>B
Felicia 1, Subaki, Beruka, Hayato, Oboro, Takumi, Elise, Leo, Kaze

>C
Kagero, Keaton, Hinata, Charlotte, Rinkah, Arthur, Felicia 2, Flora, Scarlet, Saizo

>C-
Sakura, Kaden, Selena

>D
Orochi, Niles, Setsuna, Effie

>F
Jakob 2, Peri, Benny, Hana, Laslow, Nyx, Azama, Mozu, Odin

General so you can get wary fighter. She also benefits from Sniper thanks to her personal.

Karel

It's weird, I typically like reserved characters like Azura, but Lillie really isn't doing it for me. I prefer the comfy chicken more?

Definitely Ced or Sigurd.

Speaking of brocons Eirika will never marry.

The 3DS blinks red when it's running out of battery, keep a charger near. Maybe even a portable battery if you're playing in public.

I did notice Fates is a battery hog though.

>storywise
Play a different game

>gameplaywise
Conquest

Laslow's actually D, Effie is F
Effie provides nothing, Laslow provides a little.

>tfw your waifu gets bullied constantly

it's not fair

>He's a Rinkah fag

You have main Pokemon syndrome.
It means you only care for the player avatars. A very common disease.

wtf user go and play awakening again

male robin is the canon husband on lucina, also sumia is the canon mother of lucina again.

>What was IS thinking?
There is no canon with the Avatar, so they can get away with pretty much anything without having to say anything.

There is implied yes, but that doesn't mean in every Outrealm the Avatar marries the same person.

Unlike say Sigurd & Deirdre will always make Seliph or Pent & Louise will always make Klein and Clarine

Isn't this the doujin where she gets impregnated by Saizo? Art looks familiar.

overall they're okay
birthright is meh storywise and the levels are meh but have shitloads of reinforcements that drag on the levels to the point where you won't reset if a unit dies
conquest is awful storywise but has good levels apart from a few gimmicks
revelations is the middle ground

I guess Benny is bad for an LTC but he's pretty on normal runs. He joins an is perfectly useable right away which elevates him above most the Rev cast right away.

Lazwald provides his much better daughter.

You can't bait so weakly user. Once more, with feeling!

Thanks. It was mine.

If you've played pre-Awakening FEs and/or finished Awakening on Lunatic, play Nohr first.

Otherwise go for Hoshido.

They have completely different maps and characters.

Do I just have to fuck Selkie, or do I get to marry her too?

Not really. Lyra and Rosa were a shit. It just so happens that chicken is objectively >>> lillie

I also like Lana.

>people don't vote for Elise as much because they don't want to be seen as pedos
>but Sakura is still more openly desirable than Hinoka

tfw your husbando gets shit from every community while everyone praises his counterpart

>Effie D
>Benny F
Did we play the same Revelaions chapter?