User wants new car

Alright Lads!
>Uk Only
>Hot Hatch
>Not shit
>£5k
Wat car is Gud?

I'm not looking for the ultimate driving experience, just a comfy DD that's got some poke and is fun in the twisties.
>Inb4 some 90's shit box

>hot hatch
>5k
it won't be hot, it will be boring shit

BMW 330i is going to be a good bet. Hot hatches sacrifice comfort for sportiness.

Can you newfags just fuck off?
You could go for a Honda-
>90s shitbox
I'm sorry, you have fucking 5k to your name and you think you're in a position to spew bullshit?

Ep3 type R?

Cupra R innit

FIAT
FUCKING PUNTO GT
OR HGT

>buying a car you can't leave out in the rain

>living in Chernobyl
nigga you can't leave anything out there

If I was a yuropoor in your position I'd probably get a Punto Evo

5k is plenty

Clio 182
Corsa Vxr
Cooper S
Fiesta ST
Civic Type R
Megane 225
206 GTI
106 GTI
Saxo VTS
Golf 1.8T
Astra SRI
Celica 190
Ignis Sport
Fabia VRS
Swift GTI
Polo GTI

>vw
>FIAT
>OPEL
>BMW
>suzuki
Lol have fun with that shit dumbass
literally $$$$$$$$$$$$

You forgot Honda, Ford, Peugeot, Citroen, Toyota, Skoda (VAG) and Renault.
Also, no fiats were posted.

>mentions the disappointing son that is the 206GTi
>doesn't mention the 205

where is the fiat in that list?

Saw a very nice looking 2002 Clio Cup 172 for the £1500 mark. Probably do better with that cash

205s are rare as fuck these days, and if you manage to find a GTi it's insanely expensive.

He didn't post any BMWs or Fiats
And a BMW 1 series hatch is one of the most fun hatches you can buy, only OP cant afford a 130i or 135i.

an old 330 would be a better bet than whatever repmobile 120d you can get for £5k

this
OP should buy RWD

true
OP just get an E46 330ci/325ci, spend the rest on basic mods (coilovers, intake) and it will be more comfy and fun than any hot hatch up to 5k ever.

There's a Swift AWD GTi on ebay at the moment. That'd be fun.
>90s shitbox

oh and get an LSD

>wants a hot hatch
>5k
>just a comfy DD
The only thing more difficult than matching this criteria is trying to OP from sucking dicks every day.

>a comfy DD that's got some poke and is fun in the twisties
That is the definition of a hot hatch you fucking dumb ass

fuck off achmed no one is going to buy your used BMWs from your used bmw dealershit

>hot hatch
>comfy
>for 5k
>COMFY
>HOT HATCH
>FOR 5K

Clio 197. Plenty around £4k to £5k

dealerships dont sell E46s you fucking imbecile
An E46 is 100 times better than some piece of shit golf, fiesta, focus anyway
And at least it doesn't look gay as fuck

Good luck finding a comfy 197, friend.

Don't think I'm detracting from the carl they're fucking amazing little things. But god damn the road and tyre noise will be a killer after half an hour, and the suspension is crashy as fuck. The Clio's suspensoin only really irons out bumps (to a point) at 60mph. Anything slower and it feels like the car is trying to throw you off the seat each time you go over a bump.

...

Toyota starlet glanza

inline 5 turbo, nigger

are you retarded? used car dealerships sell used cars, no matter if ferrari or E46
and you look like a fucking turk or poor Poland dude driving an old beat up BMW

This guy gets it.
Old aka shitty BMWs are for pakis/brownies, New euro chavs, and poor folk general.

Oh, and pro tip.
Never
Ever
EVER
buy a car off a paki

and they WILL break, and it will be WAY more expensive than getting stuff for a hot hatch.

£5k = roughly $7k for the americans

A "shitty old" E46 330 is still better built and more comfortable than most new hot hatches. And I see blacks/brownies driving "hot" hatches all around London.
I've bought two E46s in Greater London, both of the owners were 100% white british males.
BMW approved used dealerships don't sell old cars such as the E46 and I drive a 2004 Mercedes E class.

Second

Fiesta st. The old shape ones are fun as Fuck, and can be picked up cheep

"bmw approved used dealership" hahaha nigger do you even look at what you post?

6 months ago, you could have had my RS200 Cup for £5k. There're probably a few other examples of the most fun, comfy hot hatch of the last 700 years for that price, but expect high mileage, so make sure they've had a cambelt at least every 70k, and ball joints.

Is even a used BMW dealership a thing?

If your budget will stretch to it, the Alfa mito qv is hilarious.
>170hp
>weighs nothing
>comfy
>good looking
>nice girls like it, instead of the daddy issues crowd ep3s and the like attract

You can get Cupra R's quite cheap, more powerful than the golf's they are based on.

Nigga citur eiropā ir dīleri kas pārdod lietotas mašīnas.

Mazdaspeed 3
Cupra R
First gen S3

Cheaper than a golf but looks 10x better lmao

I didnt read the thread but just buy whatever the best clio 182/197 etc you can afford.

Thanks to me later.

Megane RS225
Mk2 Focus ST
EP3 CTR

Fiesta ST
Golf GTI
Leon Cupra
Any B16/B18/K20 Civic

"approved used", par to arī iepriekš runāju.

And the answer is 200 Cup

miata

Clio Sport is always the answer