Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>neet
get a fucking job you piece of human garbage

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>barny will never ever make you take a knee
why live

why is merlini so based?

nth for auroth

>Asa the only player probably worse at mafia than shane and OD just complimented OD's play and called him good

kek fucking stupid britbongs

if sjokz hosted dota every thread would be a sjokz thread and you know it

TI and Town is over. Now what's /d2g/ watching?

the pretty one I mean.

McDonalds worker detected lmao

Return to your regular schedule of futa hentai on repeat from 4pm to 4am.

Hello guys

she looks slightly better than the women we already have in dota minus that one disgusting fat bitch

Time to be depressed that nothing fun is going on for a few months

Fuck off guys

Jimmy is streaming

f... fuck you DELETE THIS

Why do all SEA monkeys like Kelly and Bonnie like to talk english so fucking much when they scream and sound retarded.

Why cant they be aspies like japs

who MENTAL ORGASM here

>slacks calling out Eosin for being a shitter

Literally our guy.

>Mid gets a lower GPM than me
>Despite the fact he had a Pudge literally feeding and trying to hook a Sniper in with him
How?

they want the gwailo's dick

What's next for the DeMoN of TnC? He actually left the team, causing the other players to leave also.

>I Trumped my way out of that thanks Purge
Is Gerg our guy?

No. He's an idiot.

New EG roster:
>BigShittyH0neyLANs
>Q "big dick lamn" O
>ixmike88
>Jimmy "Classic" Ho
>Poopoodoo

now what do i do?

who is that girl in the light blue dress. shes so beautiful :3

Big dick lanm was just some random faggot from the arena crowd

>slacks
>even /d2g/'s guy

kill yourself
he is the most reddit thing I can think of within every form of media.
he is loud, incompetent, obnoxious, a crybaby bitch, a beggar, a blumbering oaf where everyone in the room wants to fucking slap a giant strand of tape against his face.

and a fat fuck.

reddit incarnate

emptiness fills my life yet again

maybe i'll find the courage to kill myself this time

>Tfw there's no good vidya out there

What do you guys play aside from DotA? I've got 4k hours in DotA and I honestly don't really enjoy many games nowadays.. Everything feels so shallow and boring.

List of all canon Dota hero pairings:

>Phoenix/Winter Wyvern
>Faceless Void/Spectre
>Bloodseeker/Riki
>Lion/Lion
>Phantom Lancer/Bounty Hunter
>Night Stalker/Doom
>Queen of Pain/Wraith King
>Beastmaster/Brewmaster
>Dragon Knight/Visage
>Jakiro/Venomancer
>Nature's Prophet/Lane creeps
>Sagan/Mirana
>Lycan/Luna
>Huskar/Dazzle
>Vengeful Spirit/Skywrath Mage
>Centaur Warrunner/Enchantress
>Tusk/Bristleback
>Tidehunter/Slark/Naga Siren
>Templar Assassin/Outworld Devourer
>Sand King/Earthshaker
>Juggernaut/Sven/Crystal Maiden
>Spirit Breaker/Shadow Shaman
>Windranger/Drow Ranger
>Legion Commander/Axe
>Bane/Puck
>Zeus/Medusa
>Roshan/Ursa
>Clinkz/Pugna

I've been playing Battlefield 4 whenever I get tired of Dota. Shit is cash.

Dwarf Fortress
Darkest Hour w/ Kaiserreich
desu

Handheld games and whatever I have in my backlog.

>tfw burial at sea was short as fuck and underwhelming

>this is the part where I put the mafia vods on repeat for a week to not feel lonely

It was actually iceiceice. QO was the OD.

PoE

not him but ive tried that and it was the most boring game ive ever played

i mod skyrim and play crusader kings 2. aside from those i usually stop playing new games half way through because i get bored with them

DIE CIS SCUM

I enjoy PoE every once in a while but I'm waiting for the new patch that comes out in 11 days before starting again.

What kind of mods do you make?

>want to play real dota
>have to try not to break my items at the smallest slight
>no more mental orgasm
>only gain 1000 behavior score in 2 weeks anyway

this fucking sucks

if sjokz was a champ what champ would she be?

mostly textures for stuff, sometimes armors

shut the fuck up funnek

Is funnek broken?

which one has really tired looking eyes and skin all the time because it'd be that one

it's funny how she cut her hair short literally because someone had seen tracer and told her about it prerelease

she effectively started preemtively slurping the blizzard balls as fast as she could.

too bad she has the worst most cringe inducing voice of all fucking time

soe looks like a 10 year old boy fuck off

that's me

are people really pretending this looks better than sheever

inferior facial structure and more makeup. brown eyes. shit tier.

that was from purge talking about bullshitting your way through a game our something and referring to it as trumping because he's a bernie cuck

...

why does /d2g/ make shit up all the time and pass it off as fact

Who would you rather?

what are some good dota related youtube channes, lads?
I only know dotawtf

Are you implying I'm not doing both.

(You)

yes user its totally impossible that she cut her hair exactly like tracer while looking a lot like tracer and also simultaneously abandoning dota totally to get as much into the overwatch scene as possible

TOTAL coincidence because after all so many 20 something cute girls cut off their beautiful long hair in order to look like 90s dykes

>A ginger who can tan.
Definitely the evolutionarily advanced member of my subspecies, famalam.

youtube.com/watch?v=cOmcaqEqyYo

kek

WHO ELSE IS WATCHING OUR GUY, CLASSIC JIMMY?

northern european facial structure, regardless of how you present it, is better than sjokz's blocky square facial structure and shit-eyes. sorry bruh.

I will go with the genetically superior model every time. also, sheever's pussy and asshole are way pinker, I assure you.

both of course

>Western artists
Why are they such shit?

>try to get /d2g/ to talk about your favorite hero
>0 replies

>Eastern Art
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>it's a d2g thinks they know shit about genetics and skeletal anatomy episode

this is worse than the merlini is a doctor episode desu senpai

I know breeding with a shitskin just makes more shitskins.

That's enough to choose something else.

Tresdin is CUTE!!

she has a Garrosh painting in her bedroom
she never abandoned dota, she was just never into it

First one to post a picture illustrating my favourite fetish gets a Lina Arcana.

My fetish is: Tresdin farting on my feet

Whose butthole is stinkier?

>have degree in anatomy and physiology & kinesiology
>don't know about skeletal anatomy or genetics

right.

Ok so lore wise, warden is the oldest hero. So why aren't we getting a comic about how the fundamentals came to be?

while we at it a post-buzzsuit timbersaw or tiny origin story comic would be pretty neato too...

I don't know what a garrosh is, otha than where i keeps me auto

Mine

She cut it because her mother had cancer and was worried about losing her hair in treatment, so she wanted to show it wasn't such a big deal

>but she's an orphan!
No, she grew up in children's homes, it's not a requirement for your family to be dead for that

Also she's been casting and hosting blizzard games longer than dota 2 has existed

>So why aren't we getting a comic about how the fundamentals came to be?

Because good writers don't overexpose things like this. Contrast how dota's two paragraph character backstories establish interesting characters, while league's 2 page long backstories just look indistinguishable from fanfics.

he's a big guy

heres a (you) :)

>thinks a degree means shit

this is 8.5/10 post

i know this. Just really wanted an excuse to bring up how much I want a timbersaw comic, like the fag I am

holy shit

did you guys ever notice how much she looks like PPD

How are these two so cute together?
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