Lifted Truck Thread

If you're going to shitpost, at least try to be original

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I can tell that a lot of creativity went into this post

You post the same tired shitty thread
I post the same tired shitty insult
That's how it goes pinky dick

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The nice thing about these is you can drive down the highway tugging your prick and nobody will know. Powerful ride height.

I'd say the same about the cookie cutter trucks you keep posting.

It's not like anyone could see your dick anyways
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>admitting that your insult is shitty
nice of you to realize your posts are worthless :^)

Just like the trucks you post when it comes to offroading?

Just like the trucks you and your buds give each other brojobs in

>cookie cutter trucks
guarantee you've never seen one even closely similar to the one in the OP in person

What the fuck am I looking at? A huge body lift? Jesus Christ. The axles are stock height. It looks so fucking dumb.

It's every other pickup here. The only thing that kinda stands out are the rear coil springs.

refer to semis and other large vehicles actually ride higher
what do lifted trucks have to do with off-roading?
yeah, tens of thousands of dollars in mods plus the price of the truck is very cheap, isn't it?

>what do lifted trucks have to do with off-roading?

I'm just sayin you can literally masturbate in rush hour traffic without a care. How great is that?

>huge body lift
Nope, you would be looking at a suspension lift. The axles are more than stock height but if you think the lift is a body lift you clearly don't know anything about trucks.
Every pickup doesn't have a $10k wheel and tire setup, powdercoated axles, and a one off suspension

They might have an $1000 rcx lift and $3k in wheels and tires, but not this

If you wanted to get sucked off by a dude the it's cheaper ways to do it, like paying your mom

but aren't you affraid of flipping over ?

>semis and other large vehicles actually ride higher
Doesn't matter. They'll just give you the approving nod since you both in on the secret. Truckers don't narc.

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you don't get more ground clearance by lifting up so fucking high
you get way more chance to flip over

due to the wider stance, gravity, and the geometry of the suspension, they don't even come close to flipping over. Of course, you can't drive like an idiot because you can flip any regular sedan doing that.

If you're going to do that big of a lift, you need bigger tires. It looks fucking retarded with that size of tires. It's like one of those roided guys who skipped leg day.

>all this butthurt
It's working :^)

Those are 37s

Literally needs a grappling hook to enter

>the incredible shrinking penis

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Not everyone is a manlet like you, user

>all this shitpostng

good, baby dicks BTFO, dont have a miata so posting a BT

sage btw

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Are these tires stretched?

Yeah 13.5" wide tires on 16" wide wheels I believe. Personally I wouldn't do it, but a lot of people do.

So, is there any reason for this other than looks?

>stretched tires
>on a bro truck

all of the cancer
none of the penis

Pretty much, no. All the "truck game" has come to recently is bragging about who has bigger wheels and bigger dishes and there's a bunch of hating on each other. Really why I don't give a shit any more or care to have 24s.

I think that's a pretty normal trajectory for any interest though. There's a reason my car looks like it does.

I was about a day away from dropping about $6k on wheels and then I realized I should just do a clean build that suits what I want and doesn't try to shit on anyone or spend useless money. It's better to observe the truck game than to participate once people are financing parts to ball out for people who don't hive a shit about them.

I've always done whatever I fancy at the moment, and as cheap as possible. If that is your truck, nice.

My chevy

I also do what I fancy, but not the cheapest. I just realized that what I fancy isn't wasting money to impress people I don't care about.

Pic related is actually mine

I like it. I never see lifted imports around here. As for doing shit cheap, it's just my way. I'd post my car but it's a potential shitstorm and not for this thread.

Thanks, it's always fun to piss off hicks that get mad when they see anything lifted that doesn't have a domestic badge on it, even though it's made right here in America.

I know a thing or two about pissing off hicks. Iowa is a breeding ground for mouth breathers.

Too bad they'd never say anything to you in person and just leave comments on instagram or whisper quietly about it.

They do. When people yell or scream, I just smile and give them a thumbs up.

I guess this is true for the truly inbred ones

show everyone that you are an agsty cuck of course, see OP

sage

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poor mans hilux

Are chevy s10's from like 2003 any good? Thinking about getting one :P