Resting your hand on the shifter

>resting your hand on the shifter

>resting your hand

>gm

(You)

>Getting $50k for your bat mitzvah
>Buying a brand new Corvette at 18

>Fatt Marah calls your car a shitbox with 90's steering and tells you should have bought a Fiesta ST instead

What do you do?

enjoy your worn synchros

>not feeling horsepower dissipate into heat through the spinning of gears.

Are these single liner green-texting reaction image posting threads just supposed to be a contest of how many layers of smeared shit you can post on top of one another? i feel like we're the only board that does this..

Laugh because we're already in my Fiesta ST and he's obviously making the joke ironically.

>almost bought a Honda Prelude SH brand new at age 16 or so when they first came out

No it was supposed to be about resting your hand on the shifter, but Alphonse always comes in these threads without his trip and fags it up.

I really wish the mods would just fucking ban him, he's the worst cancer to infest this board that I've seen in my 7 years of being here.

>passenger rests knee on shifter in 5th
REEEEEEEEEE

fuck this i should have been a jew it's cash literally

>passenger puts feet on dashboard

>wow, this is actually kinda nice

Does anyone have the pic where someone made fun of Matt for making a video about his fridge, then matt made fun of his youtube avatar which was then changed to a picture of matt?

this SO FUCKING MUCH
i see people doing it in other cars al the time that's disgusting

I want to see this so badly

/v/ does it too, there is a large overlap.

Does anybody else hate this fat fuck
I hate his stupid fucking face

I only do this if I'm on a long ass road trip with a friend and he gives me permission, and I only do it with socks. Also I try to cover the surface with a sweater or something.

Also I have anxiety about the airbag going off the whole time.

>I hate his stupid fucking face

He looks like a fucking retard
I hate his voice too
He has a stupid neckbeard
Even his voice is annoying

What do you think about his voice, though?

Not a fan

>Growing up in affluent Venice, Los Angeles
>Father is President and COO of Ralph Lauren

>resting your hand on the shifter

I honestly don't get why people do this. Your cock is right next door and pretty much the same shape, why not just rest your hand there?

My cock isn't as big as my shifter ;_;

BS! this isn't real is it?

topkek

Tfw sock fetish and I love when girls do this

How much does Matt weigh? 300lbs?

>go to shift into 5th
>hit passengers leg

>look at them in the eyes
>smile fondly

>no more words are exchanged for the rest of the trip

BROJOB CHOOCHOO

>not having short shifter
:^)

I do this when i'm on long drives. Shoes off of course. Whats wrong with that?

>passenger honks horn while you're driving

>people think resting your hand on the shifter will make a difference
>you'll wear your synchros out at 200k miles instead of 210k miles

idiots like this who really don't know shit about cars.

No, it will wear the shift forks and sleeves

idiots like this who really don't know shit about cars.

No, it will wear the throw out bearing

Don't mean to sound spergy but a friendly reminder this is the most dangerous thing you can do in a car if it has airbags.
Very very common for women to get paralyzed because the airbag blows their legs to far up.
Even a small collision that would have otherwise been harmless can cripple your qtpi

another one...

that's if you rest your foot on the clutch pedal

so much summer

>women to get paralyzed
you say this like it is a bad thing

>implying his dick is bigger than a short shifter

>hair on chin
>"neck"beard
k

Muh nigga

>tfw you nerds say this but none of my vehicles have ever had issues and I beat the piss out of them
k

>Not owning a Rolex Hulk Submariner

I have failed you Matt

>Not driving god arm style
Gtfo pleb

`>unironically wearing ricer sunglasses

The sad part is he wears it on his right hand so you can see it.

I am a lefty so I wear my Omega mainly on my right hand just so that I dont fuck up the bracelet.

He gets paid to smoke a lot of weed and test expensive and fast cars, don't act like you're not jelly.

thats nice but he isnt a lefty and you cant scratch up a stainless bracelet by writing.

what does his post have to do with envy or not?

i had to tell someone off for doing this shit

fucking manspreading all over my passenger seat like he owns 3/4 of the front

Careful now. Speaking out against alphonse will get you a cp ban from his mod friends.

buttfucking your air intake with a rusty flagpole, what is things you should mind your buisness about alec?

>not having reverse on the right side
>not having a 6 speed

I'm fine with it if it's a girl and has cute feet

>said passenger is a qt
>said passenger has sexy asf legs (max autism: and is wearing cotton socks)
I ain't even mad.