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>Previously:
/mlp/ won the 2016 Veeky Forums summer cup.
it all returns to nothing
also, Boris cant really leave us right?
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Remove /mlp/ from the cup.
haha benis :DD
benulties
#sackLear
Kregg downed another swallow of cheap extra strength beer, and belched a warm burp. Streaming all day had made him tired, angry, and horny. Unfortunately he was still streaming with PMB on skype, so there was no way out.
PMB continued to talk about giving his children whiplash, and Kregg got only more irate and aroused listening to his voice. He turned PMB's volume down low, to simulate him being a submissive bitch, and as Kregg destroyed more robot enemies, he imagined he was really destroying PMB's boipussy. Slipping one hand into his pants, and keeping one hand controlling Megaman, Kregg began pleasuring himself to the muffled sound of PMB's voice. As Megaman began running into walls, and PMB's criticism grew more constant, Kregg's pace increased, and his sweating became more intense. Hiding his pleasure in his voice, Kregg maintained banter with PMB, but every word in response pushed Kregg closer to the edge of cumming. Quickly muting his mic, Kregg ejaculated all over his keyboard with the force of a charging Harambe (dicks out) and with a volume of at least half a cup.
Huffing and puffing, and savoring the afterglow, Kregg could hear PMB quietly asking if Kregg was alright, and why he stopped moving in the game.
Turning his mic back on, Kregg steadied his voice and told PMB and the hitbox chat he was fine. Finishing the stream, Kregg left for the night, vowing to be back soon. But secretly in his thoughts, Kregg was making another promise. Kregg promised himself he WOULD fuck PMB's ass, come hell or high water, and when Kregg makes a promise, he keeps it.
PMB's ass would be tapped, and tapped HARD.
no anime
!!
...
poni
How are you holding up Veeky Forums?
Lear stepped into Boris's office in one the back of an old Blockbuster. The walls covered with waterstains, and the fluorescent lights harsh. Boris's face was shadowed because of his magnificent hat, and due to him wearing sunglasses even indoors his face was almost unreadable.
"So, Lear, you want to be comissioner right?"
>"Yeah, I thought i could do a great job, and really bring new things to the Cup!"
"Well, if you want the job you'll have to go through some... aptitude tests first."
>"What do you mean?"
"Well your resume you've given me looks good, you've rigged several friendlies without anyone noticing, you shitpost at every opportunity, and you have no respect for the rules whatsoever. A sterling record. But there are at least a dozen other candidates that are just as worthy of this position as you. But they lack something i see in you."
>"What's that Boris?"
"Your dicksucking lips"
>"W-what?"
"Your lips. They're perfect for sucking dick. And that's what separates you from all the other candidates, they're terrible at giving head. But i bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose"
>"B-but"
"Did you REALLY think you could get this job without kissing my cock? Hahahahahahaha, you're dead wrong"
Lear was almost in tears, Boris was his idol, and while Lear had masturbated to the thought of sucking Boris's dick before, to actually hear him demand it was soul crushing.
But Lear wanted to be commissioner so badly. He wanted it even more than he wanted a My Little Pony comforter for his bed for his 30th birthday. So Lear sank to his knees, and crawled across the green carpet floor to Boris's lap.
Don't leave Boris!
Boris is fine.
In a week these threads willb e back to normal.
That is, shitposting and obsessing about /mlp/ just even more now and with an added dose of salt.
"You know what to do" Boris said, "And make sure you watch the teeth"
Lear unzipped Boris's pants, and slid them along with his underwear to Boris's ankles.
Boris's hot turgid cock sprung out and flopped on Lear's face, pulsing gently as it hardened.
Taking the tip into his mouth, Lear began to gently suck on the bitter rod.
"Oh yeah, that's nice" Boris said, sending another pang of pain through Lear's heart
"Try licking it up and down, like a candy cane"
Lear did so, going from balls to the head, pausing at the tip to swirl his tongue around the sensitive pink helmet.
"Argh, you're taking too long" Lear heard Boris say, before he felt Boris's hand grab the back of his head, and pushing downward. Forcing his head onto Boris's cock, Lear began to choke and cry a bit.
"Oh yeah, I like it better when they cry"
Lear, now with tears streaming down his face, felt renewed vigor to become Commisioner and have HIS dick sucked, now threw himself into his work. As in working that shaft. Sucking twice as hard, and taking Boris's cock twice as deep, and going twice as fast, Lear sucked a meaner dick than the most experienced hooker in Las Vegas.
Under this onslaught, Boris couldn't hold out long at all, and finally blew a wad to rival the greatest of pornstars into the back of Lear's throat. Lear dutifully swallowed it all, not missing a drop.
As Boris's orgasm subsided, Lear stood up, wiped his mouth, and asked
>"So, do I have the job?"
Boris was still out of breath and was fanning himself with his hat, so it took a minute for him to answer, but when he did, Lear's heart was elated
"Goddamn, anyone who can suck a dick that well was MEANT to head the 4CCC. Damn straight you got the job."
>"Thank you sir, thank you so much!"
Lear bounded out of the office, and went to get himself some ice cream to wash out the taste of Texan dick from his mouth.
#sackLear
/mlp/ VICTORY THIS WINTER
PREPARE YOURSELVES
FOR GIDDY UP
reminder that the upcoming babby is the real anniversary cup
she literally died for no reason
Isn't Lear like 12? This is pic related.
I'm fine with our team going dead like /y/ and other shit.
We were a small team and our time to shine was now and it didn't happen.
Autumn looks fun
>/v/ fourth
But >rape does have a blender model.
>2021
>10 year cup anniversary
>OldManSou is the last streamer and commissioner
>essentially neo-germanbro
>no managers care enough to make exports
>maximum 200 people watching the stream
>it's just Sou commentating on matches decided entirely by RNG
>he keeps up a perky voice, but sometimes he leaves the mic on and you can hear him quietly sobbing and saying "i miss them all so much"
why am i making myself sad?
/ASP/ WAS ROBBED!
So does /e/
>Only ONE 3rd place
stop trying to make it sound like it would be a bad thing.
>/v/ competed for an award popularized by /mlp/
Delicious.
What's that?
>implying I won't be submitting exports in 2021
Of what? Of their salt?
The THIRD. PLACE. TROPHY.
Once upon a time, /mlp/ draw themselves with a trophy, but failed to win a cup.
So they made some bullshit about how third place still gets a trophy.
And now PMB sends a real life trophy who reads "/mlp/'s third place trophy" for the managers who end third place trophy
TL;DR: Is literally a unfunny forced meme by /mlp/
How is a third place trophy popularized by /mlp/?
>Winter 2014
>/mlp/ comes in 3rd
>Drawfag draws a picture of the team celebrating
>Includes a dinky little trophy for it being (at the time) /mlp/'s highest finish in an Elite cup
>The image gets linked to /4ccg/
>Everyone immediately starts memeing about >giving yourself a trophy for 3rd place
Back when /mlp/ had no stars they once finished 3rd in an elite cup. Some fucker had made art for the occasion and had placed a trophy in the art, in case they won. When they didn't win, he just wrote "3rd place" on the trophy rather than erasing it, and as we all know, you don't really get trophies for 2nd or 3rd place. Hence the 3rd place trophy meme because /mlp/ could not help but hype themselves up.
baning /mlp/ would be the best idea, they are a containment board to start with, the reason they so cling to this cup and try so hard for to win it is because it's the only way they get to make other boards mad for posting about cartoon horses now that they get their shit banned when posting anywhere else.
so, who quit managing after this cup?
kek
even when they lose they win
/mlp/ was still happy at placing at the time even if it was only third. Of course the other boards, especially /v/, gave them a whole barrel of shit for it and it became a meme
Or you can stop coming here if you're underage who gets triggered by pastel colored horses.
every board but /b/ is a containment board
I officially resigned from managing /trash/
pretty much above
oh yeah and now its actual unironic real thing of quality thanks to /pol/ manager
BGP did actually
>they used to laugh at /mlp/
Well /4ccg/, I have to say you're not laughing now, are you?
/trash/ lost like 450 managers
>baning /mlp/
It would just be EXTREMELY PAINFUL
Also grow up. Even Sou is more mature than you all at this point.
BGP is kill, TWAIN's seat is on the Sun, and didn't a /pol/ manager step down too?
They should ban everyone but /myteam/ so I can win every time.
CollieBro and Tech, but their teams will be fine without them
RIP Veeky Forums though, I doubt anyone wants to run that shitshow anymore, shame, they looked so promising too.
he's going back to Co-Managing, he's pretty half life right now
>TWAIN
He's staying, anyone suggesting he be sacked is just an /a/ memer.
saaaaaalt
you need a safespace kiddo?
/pol/ manager told the fans to go fuck themselves and get ready for autumn.
>le VGL qualifier wooden spoon man
see you in spring /an/
>/pol/ manager told the fans to go fuck themselves
Read his post again AB/pol/, he said was going back to co manager and let someone else take over doofus
this
the many /trash/ managers as always
Polybius possibly
Tech
Carma
Collie
BGP
>/vp/ with German head
>/an/ with fucking Pond head
clenching my anus for Winter as we speak
Who's triggered? I'm just not entertained by autists trying so hard to win at virtual divegrass.
That's not the same as quitting doofus. I read the same post you did.
>He's staying
It's a huge amount of restraint from /sp/ to keep him, they're not known for being merciful to managers. That's why I said his seat is on the Sun.
>quitting is the same as demotion
>I'm just not entertained by autists trying so hard to win at virtual divegrass.
what are you doing in this thread then? fuck off
Irony.
Oh my god the guy asked who was "quitting". The implication of the question was "who got btfo by /mlp/ induced asspain?" He's still participating.
>4cc will have to go full e-sports just so it can compete with horsefuckers
I probably will, don't worry.
It would be a step in the right direction to allow 4cc threads on all boards. Though, that's not in any of our power.
Its not my god damn fault the retard can't read a manager's post
>Boris was seriously considering quitting over this.
Jesus fuck I didn't expect the autism of this place to reach him, good fucking job you guys, you almost made a guy who took 50 minutes to score a goal against no opponent cry because of """"""rigging"""""".
Hasn't Hiro said he likes the Cup? Why hasn't anyone raised this with him?
>inb4 Hitbox offers a partnership with the 4CC for viewership
>Streamers start getting paid
>It all gets shut down on Veeky Forums for being an actual money making scheme.
would anyone actually pay to watch the 4cc though
Fuck no, the cup is tryhard enough as it is with all this manager drama.
Viewers? Probably not.
But we were routinely in Hitbox's top three streams, even with the adult content warning. We were #1 for most of today. It's probably the only reason we haven't been banned from Hitbox despite the explicit shit we do on stream, and for that kind of popularity, I could see them parting with a few dollars to keep the streamers "loyal", in exchange for that sweet sweet ad revenue.
>Who's triggered? I'm just not entertained by autists trying so hard to win at virtual divegrass.
>posts in 4cc thread
biggest autist ITT spotted
Who hype for VGL7
>can't watch the matches without trying hard to win at it
mate I don't give two shits about what the manager of my team is doing or whatever.
Who would accept the money? I'm pretty sure if 4cc ever made a cent off streaming it would be kicked off Veeky Forums.
what is all this talk about Boris leaving, did he actually say he was done? I missed the end of the cup after /block/ starting playing and shitboxTV is being a shitbox for the replay video
I'm not saying they would. I was originally just joking around with the prophecy of "money making scheme" finally coming true. I imagine we did Hitbox a lot of good in the past few months with all the viewers they otherwise wouldn't have.
well it was a wild ride, with amazing highs and lows. I came back last time to avoid watching /vr/ get fetus'd. Luckily that ended up being one of our best cup results, and while it stung that /vr/ wasn't able to go all the way I'm not gonna complain about getting second place. Sadly Summer didn't go so well. I made a few changes without properly testing 1.04 and I suppose that bit us in the ass real bad. I apologize to all /vr/ fans for the team's performance this cup.
I'll try to stay around for comfy and wrasslin and stuff like that maybe I'll actually help out in the aesthetic council this time. /vr/ needs time and dedication and sadly I can barely provide any of those anymore. I let the door open for someone new to take the team to new heights. With that said have a good one lads I hope the team provided fun matches to all of you while I was around. Always remember to RIP AND TEAR ##poly1955
And just for clarification I'm not retiring just because /mlp/ won a cup for a second time. I'm retiring because I lack the time and motivation I once had to dedicate on virtual divegrass. I now know for sure that I will have even less free time to prepare for autumn than I did for spring, and knockouts results aside, spring felt awful for me for not being able to spend enough time preparing for each game. But yes I'm mad that I couldn't stop them when I could.
He was memeing la. To me, he didn't sound all that serious when he said he was stepping down over rigged accusations. In the previous thread he said Sou and Lear helped calm him down.
He said that Lear and Sou talked him away from the edge, and that he needs to sleep on it.
I don't blame him, everyone's on a hair trigger right now ready to kill each other. I'd want to sleep on that too.
He said he was considering it on IRC but is going to go to sleep and review things in the morning. There's an screenshot of the IRC floating around somewhere.
F
get new manager soon /vr/
Apparently some faggots on the Skype chat+ that autistic Cyclo/markod+ other people are really throwing the rigging accusations at him because /mlp/ won.
And it got to him today.
Probably an overreaction that won't last very long but its sad that even the managers get as retarded as this place. Markoz with the "BUT MUH NIGHT EXPORT" shit was painful to watch in the previous threads.
get some rest Poly
;_;7
Press R and T to pay respects. As well as to rip and tear. Memeing aside, thanks for everything!
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How about people just stop being triggered by stupid shit and inter-board memefights and sit down to enjoy the spectacle of virtual divegrass between zany teams?
Yeah shit-talking is fun but holy fuck this place dialed it up to eleven and injected it with every steroid you can find in Veeky Forums's gymbag...
whens the next one?
because other things compete for my attention, and watching /mlp/ win over and over isn't very competitive.
Marqod isn't throwing around any rigging accusations.
Like he sperged out on the commentary but that's it. He's calmed down to normal like 10 minutes later
Sign ups Nov. 1st.
Games begin Dec. 2nd.
then fuck off
if everyone was like you this shit wouldn't last past the first month, fuck off and spread your negativity and cancer elsewhere