Today I completed my MSF course for my motorcycle endorsement through a harley-davidson dealership (not capitalized for disrespect).
>be me, 18 M >show up to first day of class >MFW everyone else in the class is either 50 years old with a beer gut, or a trashy chick. >one other cool guy into sportbikes and dualsports >grey haired potato walks over to me and asks what kind of harley im going to get. >say "actually Im more interested in sportbikes" >"user, harleys go plenty fast enough why do you want one of them rice burners" > say "well if I had 25,000 to spend on a harley i'd just buy a nice car" >potato gets visibly frustrated >"user, them sportbikes are dangerous. you get on one of them: you gonna die" >noticed potato talking about how obama wanted to ban assault weapons earlier >reply to potato "actually I dont think sportbikes are inherently more dangerous than any other kind of bike. Saftey all comes down to the rider and the choices he makes, much like with guns. an AR15 can either be lethal or harmless but it all depends on the owner and the choices they make, the gun itself isnt a problem" >harleyfag visibly butthurt >cant argue with me without comprimising his stance on guns earlier. >faggot huffs and puffs then walks off
>day 3 >time for skills eval >pass with a 96% >MFW stupid harleyfag flunks out and then blames the harley bikes for his failure
Robert Peterson
reading this i just realized they are called harley-davidson i always thought they were harvey-davidson
Anthony Cox
I like you you are special.
Isaac Hernandez
Dude I know the feeling. Every time I go somewhere the Hardley douches try to give me shit about "not owning a real bike?"
I ask them what makes a Harley a "real bike" and they can't give me a straight answer.
Some make some vague notion about not being able to afford a "real bike". Seriously? I own a Rocket3, an R1 and a Speed Triple... If I wanted a Harley, I'd have one.
Of all the bikes I've ridden, Harleys are the least comfortable, worst performing.
Ugh. I hate bikes that are designed to sacrifice performance for the "look and sound".
"But Harley's hold their value really well!".... Only to other Harley fucktards. I give two fucks what you think my sportbike is worth. I didn't buy it to sell it.
Grayson Martin
Literally this^
Austin Fisher
They get pretty offended when I tell them my R1 can do everything their bike can do and never leave second gear. Not even use first.
Zachary Cruz
don't worry brother, one day you'll ride a REAL bike
Thomas Johnson
Sounds like the guys who shit on anything that isn't an American v8 with a solid rear axle.
Jacob Morris
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Joseph Jackson
A while back I went to a bike show/swap meet. My friend who is real into older euro stuff and Japanese sport bikes and myself wandered around seeing what was there.
The crowd consisted of typical Harley riders with leather jackets and American flags and bald eagles on their t-shirts. Large guts and low Iqs were not at all in short supply. After about the second hour I broke. I couldn't stand another yokel babbling about the great deal they just got, and how the guy they bought the 1960 dipstick from didn't have a clue what he was selling.
For the rest of the time I would just look over at my buddy and be like, "hey! look at this harley- I'm glad someone brought one to the event"
