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post pics of slut

its shit, get a GS500

see

The long haired semen demon on the background

why has /dbt/ been so slow recently

thats actually jimmy strings m8

shitposter winter

JIMMY MOTHERFUCKIGN STRINGS

Has anyone ever taken the Mont Blanc tunnel by motorcycle and is it a horror show? I traversed the Frejus tunnel 2 years ago and that felt like a hideous, airless coffin.

>Implying i wouldnt penetrate his arse

who 18k here

Because to many cruiser cafe cucks. Thats why havent been posting or even browsing. It's was also sunday.

>implying it goes to 18k

Not me, but i am single sides swing arm master race.

>serif typeface

Back from my first ride with my unrestricted licence. I'm in love.

Fellow single sider. Swerve peasants

is that a 600 or 636

636

then why are you not #stuntlife #stunting #ninja636 #kawi #teamgreen #motorcycle #scrape #12oclock

You forgot the #CHEAH

#GOOTYHOLE #ROPES #SEX3SEX ROPES

>search #cheah on twitter
dude said he got a zx10r cause he didnt want to rev his 636 or something. why are they so surprisingly retarded?

I don't know motorvloggers are fucking cancer, I only watch them because I hate myself

hey ghost rider gsxr shill, what do you say about this?
stuntbums.com/articles/1354/stunting-suzuki-gsx-r600

You've never ridden a litrebike have you?

be honest now.

tfw no zx636a

I will get new ignition coils
clean carbs
sell TT for 1800 to dade
get mini job
make 450 Euro per month for one month
that means I have about 3 grand to spend
then I'll buy NINJA and new helmet and leather stuff
then going fast is on niggas
>if I still have my license then

r8 my plan

>Post add on craiglist
>suck dick for $1
>suck 3000 dicks
>buy bike

how are you so low income?

ive test ridden a s1000r 3 times and a diavel

>WR Anone is coming over to the dark side

Well shit.

because my cbr250 is being detailed for sale and my Sv650 is getting it's documents in order before i can ride it

You just dont want to be known as tittyanon do you?

13k peasant rpm range here ;_;

..12krpm on both bikes |-:

Break in rev limiter of 7k. It's been a long 1000km

Sheeeit. I forgot about that. Im gonna need to break in the bike before SEM

>tfw no 17,500 RPM litrebike

Was told it can be done as soon as 800km.
All I want is that sweet dynamic pro mode to practice some willies

no homo
because I'm autistic
I'd double my income when I'd get a mini job actually.
N I N J A
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kek

so wait, you can't turn off TC/Wheelie control until you're out of break in mode?

shieeeeet.

>no homo

You dont need to be gay to have sex with another man.

Isn't the insurance raping you because lol over 98hp?

Better question, how will that twat even register it if he only got his A2. Syill two years before he can get the whole license. It doesnt bother me because the SV is under 95 hp anyway, so i can just limit it to 48 hp for the next 8 months

>Limit it
>8 months

You mean get cucked for 8 months.

Not until you plug the red thing in under seat and unlock dynamic pro which disables rider aides and wheelie control.

Dynamic mode apparently lets you do small wheelies for 5 seconds before cutting the power or something and bringing the front here down.

Oh, forgot that he has to limit it anyway - he still would be fucked when germany changes their A2 laws
You don't need a license to register a vehicle in germany, you just have to proof it's insured and that it's yours afaik

Well, it's still more than the too feedy so I cant complain

>haven't smoked pot in years
>smoked pot 4 hours ago
>still feel retarded
Every time I do this I have a bad time how am I such a so stupid...

/blog

Just dont black out and have sex with dudes and you will be fine.

what are you nigs talking about
its legal and possible to restrict bikes for the A2 even if they have over 90 hp
I could restrict a turbo busa and legally ride it. at least here in Germany.
>rest of Europe btfo
nah man

>nah man

I would be happy to take your virginity wranon.

pls b ybr grill
>changes A2 laws
if it gets registered before the changes the changes don't apply to it, so I will be able to legally ride it.

trying really hard m9

Sorry, but im 8".

>drink beer yesterday
>drink two days ago
>drink three days ago
>consider drinking since I can't ride nor do I have to go to work today

8 Zoll?

Kek, just chill and get some nachos or something.

I drink just about every day, fukken doit m8t

It's been four hours, I don't feel high anymore, just retarded
>put .1g coke in it to see how it was
>way ot high to even notice

>8 Zoll?
>8 Inches

This is why i love you, wr user.

Blog time?
>visit gf's family over the weekend
>her brother picks up bike from service, asks if I want to ride pillion
>didn't bring chinkcam because short ride just to break in new tires and chainkit
>ending up touring for over 2hours

No scenc webms of the odenwald for you then

The article wranone posted the other day said the changes won't fall under bestandsschutz, so you wouldn't be able to ride your restricted turbobusa anymore if I remember right

Sheeit, I'm out of all but weak-ass cider. Oh well

I made friends with a biker from the youtube comments section

>somersby
what the FUCK
who knew we had grills ITT

Better than nothing eh? My sister drinks somersby, that's how it ended up in my house

I knew

TW user is actually a girl
fugg
>tfw no restricted turbo busa
t-thanks you too

>twanon
>clearly a worst yamaha
Id add a semi-appropriate reaction picture if my previous phone wasn't somewhere on the A8 after being hurled from my pocket at 150 kph

RIP anons phone
never forget

>mfw 9.5k

Well I've got a moto g3 now, which you can't say isn't appropriate.

Redline or max number on the tacho

but why did you lose it

I have no clue. I stop to answer the phond at a gas station, and when I later pull up at a McDonald's, i have no phone

that what you get for not having locked pockets

I guess. Well, now that i have a bike with an upright riding position and a phone with "moto" in the name, I've got all the more reasons to be careful.
Speaking of, when the fuck will it be there

NUDA TYRE GETTING REPAIRED TOMORROW GET HYPE

could get cargo pants
literally everything you need

AAIGHT

Just got there
All in one piece
Long haired chick is flat
>She wants the d though

What do you guys think of these? Are they worth it or are they shit?

KTM
T
M

KTM

KTM A SHIT

I already have cargo-ish pants on the bike. Rst adventure ii with four pockets, but i was keeping it in the jacket to distance the phone from the thumper vibrations because they broke at least one memory card

>TFW no long hair flat qt that wants the d

I heard crf fraims bend easy and the DRZ is slow as all fuck though?

this is great!

yes

fuckin checked

Same here James Bond.

But the crf and drz are road bikes and what you posted is a dirtbike

But they're totally street legal if you choose that option.

Sucks to be you

actually it does, yes.

It's jimmy strings m8