/utg/ - Undertale General

As a shortass 5' 2" person, this amuses me greatly even though you could probubally crush my skull with your ogre hands.

>AUs r shit
FTFY

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youtube.com/watch?v=RDfjXj5EGqI

Nth for ghosts

>i'd love to be short
why

It seems like the dialogue for these two should be reversed. Alphys probably has a real dad, meanwhile Gaster is full bum mode.

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>ogre hands
Is this you?

it was an awkward as shit growth spurt too, i still have ptsd from the growing pains

i like being small spoon and shit

plus i grew up in an area with predominantly short people and i've probably lost a few braincells from slamming my head into doorways

Alphys vore when?

AU where Riverperson isn't a shitty parent

I would normally agree with ... but I have a bit of a weakness for storyshift. I guess I just want the children to be happy.

Lewds of the little mouse girl in Snowdin when?

im supposed to be asleep man you cant just do that

Remember when that was only supposed to be shift 1?
I'm still waiting on shift 2 which will hopefully not focus on two kids with 80% fanon personality.

scarf mouse is a handsome boy with dignity

don't hold your breath, not even a third of shift 1 is complete,at this rate shift 2 will release as bonus content for undertale 2

>boy
No, the mouse is a girl and her smiling friend is a guy.

AUs?

Look, just admit that you're a short little hobbit. It would make me feel better about myself.

Is cafe-owner Muffet from Underswap, or Storyshift?

swap

Underswap
I genuinely don't know what shift Muffet's role is. Probably because we're still stuck in goat senpai focus.

would you feel better if i said frickgote is like 5'4"

Thanks

they are both delightful young boys that get in snowball fights together

That was pretty fucked.
Saved.

AUs

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>both boys
Stop pushing your gay agenda they're straight and fuck constantly.

I wanna stuff-it in Muffet's tuffet

is there any way to get an image removed from the booru or do I just gotta suck it up like the gay baby I am

Suck it up faggot

>get semi-drunk and tell mentally unstable online friend i've known for 3 years that I don't think they're trans (and that they just enjoy trapping) in a manner without being a /pol/-tard or offensive
>blocks me and tells another friend i'm the kind of person that makes them want to kill themselves despite never arguing or having any sort of negative interaction with this person ever before in our relationship
>post it on /utg/ despite it being unrelated because i have nowhere else or nobody else to talk to.

What do?

putting hand in muffet cute web-filled pantaloons
warm, warm webbies

>onion in a cage
after that it was nonstop fucking tears of laughter what the actual fuck

Sure, that works. I'm a whole two inches taller than him, woo.

Buy her flowers and chocolates. Also offer to suck her dick.

forget about em dude

nice
say you were drunk and you're sorry
you fucked up really bad, don't expect them to actually be ok with it

1. Kill them with an axe as they sleep
2. When the police arrive, brandish it in a threatening manner and run at them
3. Suicide by cop
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

what a nice picture

Apologize publicly and explain that you were drunk.

also forgot pic
please kill me

they are charming lads that play harmless pranks on the bunny children

Oh Jesus Christ. I was not expecting to be laughing this hard. You've just made my day.

Tell them they're a faggot.

>AU thread when i'm not even here

brings a fucking tear to my eye

Jump in a piranha aquarium

If you drew that, it's pretty good. Keep drawing more goat child.

Like, apologize even if I really think they're going to wind up making their lives harder in the future by going down this road (that was largely influenced by a select few they talk to that are also always depressed and delusional about life)?

I can do that I just feel bad because I don't want them to get hurt and from everything I know this seems like it'd hurt them in the long run?

That doesn't even seem like an option but i'm surprised at how fucking fast of a 180 our relationship took in one night when looking at the chat logs i really wasn't being offensive or mean or dumb shit like that.

The mouse takes his throbbing cock in all of her holes daily, stop denying the truth.

>surprised at how fucking fast of a 180 our relationship took in one night when looking at the chat logs i really wasn't being offensive or mean or dumb shit like that.
Trannies are kinda crazy like that.

nah, that pics by twitter.com/jjongjjongmk2

>mentally unstable
>tranny
you are probably better off without them honestly.

>cutting an internet friend off doesn't seem like an option
Just block them.

Drunk you was being honest. If you were being honest, and this was their reaction? You might be better off without them.

More Flowegote?
Cool
So far I only saw the same three pictures

yes
it's their choice, not yours
you should be there to root for them, not explain what they should be or not be, get it?
even if you're right, they don't feel like being the person who you are now (and trust me, it is horrible to feel this way)
just make sure to really tell them you were wrong and really want them back

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the original creator of it posted the first pic of it on friday

i drew that because i love the shit out of and i cant help myself

hope it gets more attention

Nah judging by that rapid 180 they pulled, user is probably better off without someone like that.

this is cute

This looks lewder than it actually is

pls respond

Sounds like a tough situation. You should apologize so you don't look like an asshole, but if you really think it would harm them in the long run and you care about them, I'm not sure what you can do.

I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

Thanks for the help guys, like I do feel bad if i hurt them (and should tell our joint friend that i'm sorry for that via proxy) but i need to sleep on this and think about it. Sorry for interrupting the thread btw, let's get back to more undertale stuff.

I think he is just really cute that way

This is a response.

I WANT TO FUCK THE ghost

I would prefer to be fucked by the goat instead, but that's just me.

eh, prolly
he asked for help on what doing, i'm just stating what i would do
i like all of my friends a lot and would go far to have them back if i fucked up somehow, so i'm just sayig what i kind of would do, but yeah, i get what you say
sometimes it's better to just walk away

Finally, someone with a clear head in this thread.

When is fangamer going to release a physical copy of Undertale?

So does this

Never

I know. I love Frisk and Sanses.

I know. It's why I'm usually hesitant to post these sort of things, even though I really like them platonically.
This one time when I dumped a bunch of them someone kept replying to me with things like "Aaahh daddy sans! Fill me with ecto dick!" It was awful.

same desu

Always stay away from trannies

Aaahh daddy sans! Fill me with ecto dick!

That's fucking cute mang

Don't ruin the dream

FUCKING I knew this would happen. I have only myself to blame.

ive called the cops on you, theyll be there shortly to arrest you

Important poll
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>not allowing multiple answers

why

Reminder this is best AU

>Minor npc
Now when you say a minor

fuck off mspg