/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

Good goys Edition

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First for AMR-16 > M308

1600 PENN... MAYBE WE GO THERE FOR OUR NEXT BIG SCORE

DON'T FORGET THOSE SAFETY DEPOSIT BOXES, FOLKS, COULD BE GOOD STUFF IN THERE

SEVEN BUCKS? THAT'S A ROBBERY!

Real talk, a White House heist would be the tits.

DID YOU CHECK THE STANDS? IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN THE BACK

Is there any way to make the sociopath deck work? I want to rp as jacket

Play on overkill

Things you'll never hear the developer's say:

>"we want the hardcore audience"

I do

>we plan on reworking stealth, and reworking framing frame day 3

>reworking framing frame day 3
Why?

>reworking FF day 3

Get good. It's a fine map and a comfy one with the bed vault.

because its ridiculous amounts of RNG, guard pathing issues, loud resetting all stealth progress, and in general is a good showcase of everything wrong with stealth in payday 2

Good luck getting good having a 'comfy' time when you get the vault spawn in the main room with a camera pointed at it, while doing the pro job version

Damn i guess you gotta man the fuck up then and play the game the real way

>be me
>try to install goonmod with BLT because done and tired of farming mods
>fail
Someone can explain what i'm doing wrong ? Yes i put the IPHLPAPI.dll one folder above

Is goonmod showing up in your mods on main menu when you click options and mods or is it just not working at all

Not working at all.
Game starts, but no options for the mod
I don't have anything else installed

I get that you're trying to fit in, but you don't need to start every post with >be me

Define no options for the mod. Like, is there, under 'mod options,' a category named GoonMod?

>"be me"
force of habit when you blogpost i guess

>options
pic related

dont put iphlpapi into its own folder just put the file into the payday 2 folder

i knew that, but thanks for trying

except >be me is a redditor thing

anyways
it looks like BLT isn't working, at all.
Do you have 2013 C++ runtime?
Have you tried running the game from the loose exe in the payday folder, instead of from steam?

get the latest version of it fag

>Be me
>Not putting goonmod in the mods folder
>Not download the lastest version
>Not changing goonmod with his latest patch hot fix
>Not updating blt in game
>BE YOU

>"be me"
Well i'm retarded

I installed it after the first fail
I took the download link from the main page of BLT
Guess i made a mistake by being lazy
Thanks

except he did put goonmod in the mods folder, as pictured here >Not changing goonmod with his latest patch hot fix

What did he mean by this?

did it work you french cocksucker

lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15243

thanks for the input as always, clapistan

aren't you due for a pledge of allegiance about now?

It did, thanks
>cocksucker
L-lewd but no

>Be him
is it working now user?

I'm due to eat about two pounds of poutine, drink all your beer and fight those betas over there you call men. I'm good for at least 3 bodies

Any of y'all down for doing Funding Fathers cheevo?

Someone spotted the fact that i intalled an old version
It is now, thanks for the help
I can, was looking for something to do

I'm down I need to mod my falcon bad,

Dope, we're just one dickhead away then

what skills and mods do I need to achieve this

im in. Join chat

i'm in chat

I'll be in in a minute

oh hey thats me


steady grip aced, the professional aced, specialized killing aced

for the conceal, optical illusions aced

short barrel, bigger the better supressor, ACC or concealment boost, G2 grip or whatever it's called in game, standard -1 conceal sight

+8 stab and +16 stab from mods, +20 ACC and +24 stab from skills.

rad. thanks guy

no problem. i forgot to mention, that's a micro laser, not one of the ones that add any stats

would you ?

>24/32

is that even a question

of fucking course

>this game could've been tactical heisting, like SWAT4 but you are stealing shit
>instead its a mindless shooter with abysmal and shallow stealth tacked on

>it couldve been on a proper fps engine
>instead its on a racing car game engine

it could literally have never been this lol

but it could have

Overkill devs wanted to suck the valve's cock really badly.

Just imagine the shallow stealth as something more "ocean eleven" like in your head.

I made the alesso heist remix yesterday, thread died not long after I posted it. A dev from overkill commented on it on reddit, said it was neat more or less.
youtu.be/Q_JuKl_bTKA

I won't bother the thread with it again after this, just it was at the end of the last one.

Not for killing cops, but it's a good track to relax to. Nice job user.

Mark/10

I like the sections of the track which are chill like at 3:00. However, the amped up sections are really jarring and I think don't fit with those chill sections. I think if the chill sections were expanded it would make for an excellent stealth track.

why is there no speech icon for the faggots using mics, there's one in preplanning but not in game? annoying that i have to ask which one is the bag of dildos so i can kick him instead of just going straight to kicking

Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Greased Lightning (any_25_taser_kills)
- Lord Of War (lord_of_war)

And this week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Doctor Miserable (gage2_1)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Cthulhu mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>and to make it worse the driving portions handle like shit

Car shop has got to be the worst heist, christ
>terrible payout
>dull and easily ecm-rushable layout
>plays out the same way every time
>forced driving part
>the driving is still worse than all the other heists
>ugly as shit

theress a blt for that

>Senator, the clowns broke into your flat last night!
>OH FUCK DID THEY EXPOSE MY ARMS DEAL
>No they just left us some free coke and left, they didn't even tell anyone they were leaving this coke here or take a picture or anything. We also have full camera footage of them doing it if they try to frame us since didn't even touch your servers.
>DID THEY STEAL MY GOLD
>No the shitters left it all there but they stole your laptop so they have your browser history now
???????????????
Is the Elephant an idiot?

It's kinda neat.

yeah but why isnt it in the base game

its confusing to not know who the fuck is talking

>why isnt it in the base game
Why isn't a basic anti-cheat that checks for over 120 skills in the base game?
It's 5 minutes in LUA.

what songs do you guys listen too while heisting?

youtube.com/watch?v=K44j-sb1SRY

I DID IT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my screenshots don't capture achievements for some reason but I got the Tag You're It! acheivement NO MORE DEALING WITH BRs, RUSSIANS, AND LEVEL 10s ON CAR SHOP

Thanks.

It's more of the rave style of the heist since it's a stadium show, I'm not used to working with trance tracks, the original has ike a 2 minute build up to the main riff, my stuff's usually more upbeat, but I'm glad you found parts you like. I might try to make a chill stealthy track in the future, it'd be an original piece though.

Thanks man.

I've been playing for a while, and the alesso heist is the first one I could find a midi/sheet music too, otherwise I'd have been remixing more. I have 330 hours in the game, pic is my vault.

meh it's ok for an animefag

His plan implied cops would be instantly called to arrest him and even if the coke and dead guards would be removed, the stolen paintings would still be used as a backup to frame him for the art gallery job.

...

clack

Lemme tell you a story
About to pubbies level 45 and 88
Wanted to do boiling point
On a death wish difficulty and a professional's contract
WHY WOULD YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Update this week, right?

...Right?

Haha those newbies are so stupid. Hahahahaha.

Because Boiling Point doesn't have a Pro version.

Oh shit
Well i guess i'm the stupid
It's just that we went back to the lobby and the contract dissapeared, i assumed it was pro

Capital M
Capital K

But if course, goyim !
Only 4,99

So since the cameras will obviously be checked, the only thing you have on him are the paintings. You don't even need to go to his flat to call the cops on that.
Instead of this pitiable coke moving scheme why don't we just look for evidence of the arms deal?

Overkill:
39.85 - two headshots for a tan
53.13 - three headshots for a tazer
79.85 - one headshot for a tan
111.79 - one headshot for a cloaker
159.69 - one headshot for a tazer

Deathwish:
39.24 - three headshots for an elite
44.98 - four headshots for a tan
60.21 - three headshots for a tan
90.32 - two headshots for a tan
117.93 - one headshot for an elite
120.42 - three headshots for a tazer
180.98 - one headshot for a tan

infinite goyim

i kind of want to play some pd2 but i dont know shit about new skilltrees.what do?

Canonically the Payday gang either disable or avoid cameras entirely, I'd wager. So many heists make zero sense otherwise.

>kill yourself
>check out the new skilltrees, since they won't bite
These are your only options.

Thanks.
Anime is the theme I use to promote my music, it works and I am a weeb. My music's compared to anime stuff, as in people say it wouldn't be out of place in an anime. It has been used in a semi popular madoka abridged series (They didn't just use my music, I wrote original music for it.

You can also find my music in the current build of yandere simulator, pic related.

I'm stratkat on steam if you've ever run into me in a heist, I wear a chromed green skull mask you get from the preorder 80% of the time.

>Bain gets access to camera feed
>nope, he definitely didn't remove shit
epic

He doesn't have access to the camera feed, he only gets access to the vault camera after hacking the senator's desktop PC. If he had access to the camera feed why the fuck would he even put cameras in the paintings?

But user, you get access to the Democrats cameras by using the keyboard in his room

What is the best pistol and why is it the STRYK?

the bronco wants to see you after class

I just did the heist to confirm but you literally get the painting cameras when you use the TV, even after hacking his PC for the second time.

>not the white streak

This is just sooo 2013.

The Deagle called, it said you're all little bitches

Daily reminder to send threat messages to the developers if they add an UMP-45 smg without being able to turn it in the civilian USC version

>not the mother of all handguns, the Crosskill

Is there anything /pdg/ agrees on?
I don't know, but I think that we can all settle for the Baby Deagle being the best handgun

i'm sure everyone here agrees Big Bank is best heist

I think a lot of people will say the same about Hotmeme Memeami, but yeah, I agree with you, user.

Why can't they both be good heists that are way better than all the issues the golden grin has. The dentist heist in general were pretty awesome.

youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4

Miami is the best heist you shiter.
big bank is a close second though.